Thursday, March 20, 2014

Off Topic

One of my thighs weighs more than Jeff Gordon.


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  2. I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic.

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  3. Cisco Adler 's cock weighs more than Jeff Gordon just sayin' :(

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  4. I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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  5. He is a dainty lil man, with the beard picked from the Playboy catalog.

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  6. Seriously - WARECAT! Did you ever get those danged Raviolis opened up and in your belly?
    #worriedaboutyourhunger
    #buyingyouanewcanopenerforyourbirthday
    #yummyyummyinmytummy

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  7. lolll@Sugar!!! Fat Bart Simpson!

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    1. You get it!!! Yay Derek!
      I know it's like totally uncool these days to like the Simpson's but I love them still.

      Any second date to report with the new dude????????????

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  8. Anonymous10:56 AM

    @Enty
    Eh...

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  9. The "I'm fat" shtick is like Rodney Dangerfield's "I don't get no respect". It just never gets old.

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  10. Anonymous11:04 AM

    And Jeff Gordon's wife wore leather in 90' heat....

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  11. @Sugar---time will tell. Its coming along for now...

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  12. I love Rodney Dangerfield. Back To School was an underrated gem

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  13. Pictures or it never happened

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  14. Who is that? Did you mean flash gordon, enty?

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  15. @TTM, a few weeks ago, we introduced the boy critters to Back to School!

    They loved it!

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    1. Yay for next generation, passing on the Dangerfield love!

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  16. Jeff Gordon is pocket size and not aging well.

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  17. I'm ok, Sugar!
    That was a close one.
    I was starting to waste away to nothing.
    Whew.

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  18. Most race drivers are not large people. Takes away from the speed of the car. Watch Jeff's Pepsi Max Test Drive 2 on youtube, funnier than s**t.

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  19. One of my thighs is larger than Guiliana Rancic and Tory Spelling's torsos put together.

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  20. I'm becoming more and more a fan of chicken thighs. Easy to cook, yummy to eat, cheap to buy.

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