March 18, 2013
This A list celebrity feels he got mistreated by the press in a recent relationship with another A list celebrity. So, he is getting back at her by selling stories about her and their romance to a tabloid who is going to call him a friend of the celebrity. The stories are supposed to be really really good in a very embarrassing kind of way.
Harry Styles/Taylor Swift
The twinkle wants her to write a song about him that's all that is.
ReplyDeleteWhat did she do, steal his hair gel?
ReplyDelete*twink*
ReplyDeleteNo comment.
ReplyDeleteYawn.
Has anyone seen these articles?
ReplyDeleteLike that she baked his cookies in a fit of rage or that she cut the heads off all his teddy bears. I knew she was crazy when she walked in. Shame on me now
ReplyDeleteWay way to but I am currently reading softpedia.com under news and lifestyle. The Kimye wedding is broken down in detail and it is Highlarious. A must read.
DeleteSugarbread, golden toilet tower? Jesus.
DeleteWhere were those supposed stories? I was really looking forward to hearing how to cook meth in an Easy Bake Oven.
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ReplyDeleteI didn't read the blame just read the names revealed. My young niece loves loves T Swift and I could certainly think of worse people for her to look up to.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he call her "Asexual" in an interview?
ReplyDeleteI like the blind where she was stomping around in an ariport hangar swearing about him!
ReplyDeleteOh, FFS. How old is this young man??? Did he not Google her?? Please. He just needs to come out already and quit being such a whiny little bitch.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe his testicles have descended yet. Swifty could serve him on a platter. He he he.
ReplyDeleteGweeds!
Delete*the blind
ReplyDeleteTTM. Good afternoon.
ReplyDeleteHow is your day,Gweeds??
DeleteLOL @Wigs - Easy Bake Oven Meth!
ReplyDeleteSeven, Duh.
DeleteHow else do you cook meth?
Oh no Ent.. Lohan bloathan is spreading rumors she is gettin a house in London. does she really think she can afford a 3 million property in Chelsea ?? Another fake milionairesse
ReplyDeleteSeriously Blohan has to stop dreaming and faking her lover s budget on rent!!!only!
ReplyDeleteSorry to rant but WHAT. THE. FUCK. This is the SECOND Saturday with no blinds. Do NOT do this again next Saturday, Enty.
ReplyDeleteHeisenberg, but we did get a Stacey Dash reveal and a few Almost Reveals.
DeleteAnd no "tenuous connections."
Meh
DeleteThanks for the pep talk, Wigs. I'm taking a pool break and feel much better now
Lady, I read that as POOP break...
DeleteWhich also works.
Dropping kids off at the pool LOL
DeleteBan her from blinds pls..
ReplyDeleteGet her out of UK for Christ sake
ReplyDeleteTeam Taylor Swift.
ReplyDeleteAsshole . team Taylor too
ReplyDeleteGo Harry. Team 1 D.
ReplyDeleteDon t be patriotic Violet... not now. we have Blohan now here
ReplyDeleteThat's not patriotism talking Laura, that's alcohol. Early evening 'date night' with Mr V. Left the V jrs to fend for themselves. Good times.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh Violet. I stand by your side now :) xx
ReplyDeleteViolet you need to get off the interwebs and start the lovin' up on Mr. V grrrll!
ReplyDeleteHow was Harry bashed when they split? Seemed like a non relationship anyway. It lasted all of 15 minutes FFS.
So the nulity nule zero of Harry will say that Taylor called him 60 times a day... 1 D is dead by the way. will go back to where they were. zeros
ReplyDeleteWho is this guy anyway??lol
ReplyDeleteIm doing my impression of one eyed Charlie. Ror the nezt two months im down to one eye. Getting used to the patch. Everything is distorted. Totally blind on one side and cant see what's at my feet.
ReplyDeleteLeast favorite outcome is stepping on the cat. Poor dear.
Oh no, Gweeds, what happened to your peeper? Sounds like you need a seeing-eye- TTM
DeleteSherry - Mr V is now entertaining V jr no 1 friends. V jr no 1 is mortified. I am sneaking off to the bedroom hoping to avoid a bit of 'lovin'. Oh to be Harry's age again with all the angst of young love.
ReplyDeleteViolet, the bedroom might not be the best place to hide if you're trying to AVOID the lovin'
DeleteJuss sayin'...
@Violet is V Jr a penis or a child. I'm so confused.
DeleteAhh @Violet, my 3 are old enough to truly be left alone! One is even old enough to drive them around! So nice having a wee bit of a life again.
ReplyDeleteJoella - we just said that while we were out. We have our life back again. It was fab. If a little bit alcoholic.
DeleteDon t explain violet.. you are ok. Some are not..
DeleteWell I personally can't wait for the ex-boyfriend who lets loose with songs to embarrass her like Taylor does about all her exes. She is so deserving of the shitshow that is coming her way eventually.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Because like every other musician, make or female, she writes songs based off her love life? Yeah no she's totally evil for calling assholes out in her music.
DeleteAmy deserving what? she and him are making money from it lol
DeleteThis blind is a year old so obviously he didn't do anything. Also what kind of sense does it make that he feels mistreated by the press but would go after Taylor? And the whole damn relationship was fake anyways so who cares?
ReplyDeleteYou are correct Jack.. she is just writing about assholess as she bumps into them
DeleteShe has shitty taste in guys but again she's a musician and they all write about their shitty relationships so idk why Taylor is the only one who gets hell for it.
DeleteTrue words
Delete@Bacon Ranch you made me spit diet coke all over the screen. Your hair gel comment is priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteOr a seeing eye pussy. He he. My nieces decided that if I was going to wea an eye patch that it should be bedazzled with rhinestone s. Im to be the gayest pirate ever. Gay pirates don't walk a plank, they sashay a plank.
ReplyDeleteI'll be fine. But im seriously half blind for a bit. Work should be fun. I can only imagine the looks the patch gets on Monday.
All the best, fella!
Delete"Oh wah, my fake romance with Taylor Swift didn't make me seem straight enough so I'm going to say mean things about her instead of attempting to be classy." -alleged Harry Styles.
ReplyDeleteThat mess made them both look bad, glad they've both pretty much kept their mouths shut since then. 1D has their own problems now.
Trying to upload eye patch photo...
ReplyDeleteThat is the awesomest Gay Pirate Patch EVAR! Charlie, I think you know what you need to do...bedazzle thyself!
DeleteThat is truly fab Guido. I had an ulcerated cornea a year it so back. The worst god damn pain ever. But I would almost go through it all again just to get to wear a patch like that ( not that I in any way hope that you are in pain obviously).
DeleteTalk about your Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!!!
DeleteI may have to engage in brinkmanship and hot glue Swarovski crystals to mine.
Well if anyone wasn't aware that u are a happy pirate, they will be now.
Delete....r u suuuuure that was ur nieces idea?? RR. rr rr
P.s. The "queenanne" threw me...I should have kept reading ur name. It's good to know now, cuz I enjoy ur comments. Hope ur eye heals soon. U can always wear the patch just for funsies later.
I must see the gay pirate eye patch.
Delete@SYF: Guido is one my faves, too.
Seven..I "see" u have good taste
DeleteI like ur comments too.
I'm new. Woods. OFF TOPIC NOW , but such a great bunch of commenters. I feel like naming some that stick out. HOLD ON. Sip. Sip. Swag.
OK
U - seven! Of coarse
Kristin wiglet
OMG lady Hhhhh
Man-dyBrook
Derek
Count. That fucking Jerkula. ;-p
Riven. (We should talk. I think we have some things in common.)
Of coarse 1 eye
And not to forget QuernAnne (that's why I'm here writing this to Seven and her fab friends)
OMG. AUNT Tiddy
&
Violet
!!!!!!
Oh ya. I like Enty.
Someone grab the hook and me off
HOLLY Carp. I almost forgot a gurhhll whom, I can see, EVERYBODY LURVS. ---WeBeBookin's TalksTooMuch. (So cute)
Anyway thanks to all of ur witty selves. There are more, but everyone's prob past out on their raft, cott, flat...
I feel like listening to Shania Vain now. SYF -out
Ps tomorrow I'm going to be mad that I didn't give props, thank, someone who I have been enjoying.
Music drowns out my podium.
I can't believe you forgot to include Sugar in your Love List!
DeleteWow,thanks, SYF! Always nice to see new commenters!
DeleteThanks, SYF! Glad you haven't given up on these hobos :)
DeleteCocoa!!'
SYF!! I'm blushing at the name drop. My email is in my profile, I'm always down to talk. :)
DeleteIndeed! Who could not love the gruesome twosome that is Sugar and Cocoa!?!
DeleteLow Key, you are right at the top of my list. I could fawn the hell out of you!!
Delete.... and Heyyyyy, Kristin! :-)
DeleteI didn't get called out either. Darn.
DeleteI always feel like, if pressed, I'd pull a Hilary Swank myself. :D So many awesome commenters here, it would be a huge list of "oh and Huntsman!" "I forgot to mention EricIsaNorthman!" "Wait, I forgot Kelly2.0!" "TheRealHughJackman, can't forget him since he's on my lam list!" add-on comments.
Delete(OK, that last one isn't even a joke. He totally is.)
Sherry, come over, have a beer, tell me some fun stories about your past careers. :)
Delete#banter
#loveyoumeanit
Cocoa sounds like a plan! What's your beer preference?
DeleteSherry, I prefer them cold, while I'm relaxing on a warm patio. :-) Will drink anything except motor-oil-dark.
Delete@QueenAnne, no wonder you need an eye patch. Didn't you read the new instruction on Lite Brites that the pegs are no longer suitable for eye insertion?
ReplyDeleteI love Swifty, she's a savvy business woman and a hellava role model, but good lord you could not pay me to date her.
ReplyDeleteI love Swifty, she's a savvy business woman and a hellava role model, but good lord you could not pay me to date her.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is a mess! LOL
ReplyDeleteSounds like a real peach. No wonder Taylor started 'paling around' with Karlie.
ReplyDeleteGweeds that is HI larious! Hope you heal quickly however.
ReplyDeleteVi- I guess we have a different view of what's the perfect date night. The Opster is total easy prey when I get some alcohol in him. I totally take advantage of that. And since the roomie is gone for the weekend I may just have to plot and plan taking advantage.
Meanie: Girl it's a better mess with you here. Miss you sweetie.
Hey Sherry, luv! :) Miss you, too, betch!
ReplyDeleteMeanie only you can call me betch and make me love you more.
DeleteOT but did anyone see Jaden Smith at the Kardashian wedding? White Batman. Yep. http://i.imgur.com/FD2GdxJ.jpg
ReplyDeleteSaintsFan, that little turd looks like an extra from Gaga's Bad Romance video.
DeleteThough it is kinda funny he probably took attention aware from Fishstix and the Armenian Urinal.
O BLAWDY ELL. No one believes the two were actually "romantic".
ReplyDeleteWhen I say "no one" I just mean me.
I saw the pool he was partaking in recently. Remenicent of Brian Singers' raves. Dude needs to just jump in the water, man up, and enjoy his real self.
The girlies will still swoon, and fantasize.
He's gay he really needs to shut-up
ReplyDeleteTy Sincerely
ReplyDeleteI get absolutely no gay vibe whatsoever from Harry. None. Nada. Zippo. Rien. Zilch. Not even the hair.
ReplyDeleteSYF you left a lot of people off of your list... :/
ReplyDelete@theresa crane...it was never going to end well.
DeleteLike an Oscar acceptance speech, someone is bound to be left out.
Word, teresa crane!
ReplyDeleteRowdy, is that you in your avi?
ReplyDelete@LowKey Yep, that's me in all my horrendousness
ReplyDeleteShut. Up. You're a cutie! You look quite a bit like my hubs actually. :)
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ReplyDeleteWhat kind of little punk does this? Oh, the Press mistreated me so I'm going to betray a woman I was intimate with? Disgusting. Karma's a bitch, dude.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift seems like Albert Einstein compared to his current illiterate bimbo fame ho Kendall. What's his excuse for her?
ReplyDeleteOmg! Thank you sincerely @sincerely! You ROCK
ReplyDelete@7: Sorry for the cheesiness but my friend posted this and it reminded me of
YOU
@7. Oh no I think cosima is in trouble! !!
ReplyDeleteAnybody up? I just watched the About Last Night remake. Adore the original. This one was okay. Love the Joan and Bernie dynamic! They were hilarious! The Debbie and Danny dynamic was basic bland.
ReplyDeleteI feel so guilty being all hedonistic since my kids school ended Friday! Staying up, watching movies, drinking vodka!
DeleteHi Reno! I was wondering how the remake would hold up! Woot for late nights + vodka!
DeleteWhat a nice thread to read on a Sunday!
ReplyDeleteGuido's eyepatch is of the awesome - nice going by the nieces :)
Rowdy and his impending date ... Rowdy it's hard to separate appearances from all the nice stuff you've spoken about - the massive Easter egg hunt springs to mind. But you're good looking - that's saying something when the snap is a desk cam shot, too. High Five for being great!
Oh and poor Harry Styles ... definitely the loser of this thread. You date (or even fake date, if that's what it was) Taylor Swift, then you know what you're getting!
And there are definitely to many awesome commenters here to list.
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely one of my favourites, Alita!
DeleteAgreed Alita. Pretty awesome peeps here.
DeleteSomebody wants a song!
ReplyDeleteSomebody wants a song!
ReplyDeleteNot wishing to appear to be jumping on the bandwagon, but I confess, I visit for the hilarious and usually NSFW comments, the Canadian pronunciations, the 'pull up a chair, grab a bowl of popcorn' moments - certainly not Enty's atrocious writing skills!
ReplyDeleteLady H! I'm totally with you about the blinds...but what a great read this was to wake up to! I've been up since 5:15, the puppy had to go out and I'm trying to keep the house quiet..Too funny about the Eye Patch!! Okay..puppy up again, have to go put her out again! Oh Gretchen!! Your making me crazy!! Out for now! Hopefully some blinds today..love the patch Queen, very cool!
ReplyDelete@Queen- the patch kicks ass!! I say wear it and rock out with your c@$k out. I've got bail money for ya;)
ReplyDeleteI love the dude's tact, but I would have been up front about it. "If you write any stupid songs about me, be prepared to have stories leaked to the tabloids about how you love facials, have your assistants squeeze the zits on your ass, and never groom your pubes."
ReplyDelete@Sincerely: Thanks for putting me on the Cool List.
ReplyDeleteSincerely's Cool List is 100% more accurate than any of Enty's!!
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