April 18, 2013
This former B list reality star and now C list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition has told friends that she considers the month of April to be a time for her where she is going to date and have sex with as many men as possible for getting back to the business of finding a very wealthy husband. I really think she loves being a pro beard as long as the money and opportunities are good.
Julianne Hough
Another with spunk!
ReplyDeleteReno, you're killing me with the spunk today!
DeleteThey do say April is the cruelest month
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DeleteOne of my favourites, TNC! ^5!
DeleteHigh five! Which is linterestingly the number of coffee spoons I measured out this morning...
DeleteAnd that is my VERY favourite poem, TNC! That's amazing! Seriously. Is this my brother????
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DeleteOkay, let's keep it OOT of the attic, but know that I lurves my TNC! New guy! Awesome taste!
DeleteAwesome! I knew that Minor in English Literature would pay off someday!!
DeleteI feel like at some point, we should view your etchings?
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DeleteAwesome! I'll bring the boxed wine!
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Deletetoday must be sleeping your way to the middle day...oh wait that's every other Saturday-----jokesjokes I love this site and my kookoo friends here
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Derek, today there have been drag queen reveals, dudes making videos and sexting stuff. It's like the best day EVER!
DeleteNo one actually cares about that that's old news. What we're all interested in, in a sort if we don't but we are way, is does Derek actually watch?
ReplyDeleteDoes Derek watch Julianne Hough films?
DeleteDoes ANYONE watch Julianne Hough films?
DeleteI still mourn the loss of what could have actually been a great Rock of Ages. When Tom Cruise is the best actor. ..
Deletehuh? I watch housewives and girls
ReplyDeleteDerek is her brother
DeleteShe might find it difficult if she keeps insisting her brother watch,,,
ReplyDeleteBut May is the lustiest, I'd think best for tbe industrious.
ReplyDeleteI think Mr Sterling is hiring. (Unfortunately it takes him about an hour to get "there".)
She should strike while Keiblers out of commision.
@ K--hell to the NO lol
ReplyDeletelol Welcome to TTMs World were just living in it *jokesjokes* xo
ReplyDeletethat's right we got matching hair cuts and are going on Tour. Like Milli Vanilli with more jazz hands
ReplyDeleteWhy cant she find anyone to stick with? Is the fault hers?
ReplyDeleteomg did you guys know that Honey Boo Boo made more money than Barack Obama last year? SMH lol seriously...
ReplyDeleteoh I also watch Lindsay and Extreme Cougar Wives
ReplyDeleteSeriously,,,honey boo boo made more money than Obama??,,,it's a crazy, screwed up world.
ReplyDeleteObama just needs to be sassier
ReplyDelete@Sugar, I just snorted out my sirloin. (Not pretty.)
Deletehoney Boo Boo worked more than Obama. She should make more $.
ReplyDeleteI would think being a professional beard would be a better option.
ReplyDeleteObama's paycheck comes from the American people and we put a cap on that shit. He'll be worth more than that kid once he leaves office.
ReplyDeleteBtw, FLOTUS only earns about 10k a year.
I guess she must have fallen for one of her f-buddies, because no way Brooks Laich is gay. But he prob is hockey player rich.
ReplyDeleteI love her entreprenural spirit!
ReplyDeleteI think Julianne Hough had one good beard in whoyacallit and then she screwed it up. NO ONE wants her to be their beard. She's not famous enough AND not discrete enough. Didn't even Clooney reject her?
ReplyDeleteClooney would nevah take Ryan Seacrests sloppy seconds!
ReplyDelete@Kristin.. links please..
ReplyDeleteLinks to what? Julianne Hough filmography? Obama's salary? That's public record.
ReplyDelete@Kristin is referring to a previous blind, wherein it was implied that Derek and Julieanne were incestuous swingers and that on occasion, "Derek liked to watch" his sister getting it on.
ReplyDeleteOur Derek does in no way, no how seek any affiliation with, as someone aptly said above, this d-list, indiscreet entrepreneur.
:)
Thanks, Tigercat. That threw me for a loop there.
DeleteWell, luckily for her Proactive got rid of that lone pimple that was obviously destroying her life. Thank God for Proactive. I couldn't sleep at night worrying that one single tiny pimple near her forehead was ruining her chances at getting a rich husband so she doesn't have to live such a strenuous lifestyle of dancing and being bad in bit roles.
ReplyDeleteEliot fans here? Who knew!
ReplyDeleteMango, you too??? High five!!
DeleteThis is the way the thread ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
DeleteUm, FORWARD!
DeleteYou prefer reverse? I'm good with either...
DeleteTongue N. Cheek, my good sir, you have besmirched my good name by making an obvious play on my fair lady TalksTooMuch. By the beard of my father I cannot allow this transgression to go forth without justice being served.
ReplyDeleteHence, I challenge you to a duel for the hand of our lovely lady TTM. It shall be pistol Super Soakers filled with ink and vinegar. 10 paces at high noon on Feb. 29 of the next odd numbered leap year. Afterwards, we get ice cream with the loser only allowed 1 type of sprinkes. Do you accept my challenge, or do we call you a brother in gossip for being ribbed?
(So, ever been the object of a duel before TTM? lol)
Nooooo, not recently, Rowdy! And I must protest, being a lady of my own mind and all that good stuff. He quoted my favourite poem, fella, viewing his etchings is the LEAST I could do
Delete@TTM are you sure? Think about the date I set for it Feb. 29 the next odd numbered leap year. Totally being serious about it, too lol
ReplyDeleteI am SO there. And I like the date. l need that long to train of course.... maybe longer...
DeleteDid someone say spunk? I cannot believe no one has wheeled this out...
ReplyDelete(totally safe for work, even safe for grandmas...)
Again, Sprink, not what I think of when someone says "spunk". Odd. Love MTM though!
Delete@Tongue N. Cheek (just gonna start typing TNC, K? K. lol) ^5 for taking the newbie ribbing and getting the joke lol
ReplyDeleteThanks Rowdy! (So when do I learn secret handshake?)
DeleteWow TTM. I am impressed that you have the straight guys fighting over you. I want the gay boys fighting over me personally.
ReplyDeleteI think it's actually some kind of male bonding ritual? Not much to do with me, I NEVER get to see any of the proferred etchings
DeleteOn the contrary TTM... Box of wine... Etchings... Thought we'd make an evening of it.
DeleteOh ho! I stand corrected! If you'll excuse me, Sherry, apparently I have a busy evening ahead of me
DeleteYou go and enjoy yourself, you hot Canadian vixen. We expect a full account later.
DeletePlease make the full account like an old mad-lib game so I can fill in my token Canadian phrases in naughty places!!
Delete"Later on, we watched while drinking . That quickly led to and other debauchery."
Someone should tell her "marrying rich" in the NHL didn't work out for Willa Ford. And she married one of the best American-born NHL players of all time.
ReplyDeleteI mean sure Willa probably has a house and food for life if she doesn't blow it all on shopping and Botox. But no one knows or cares who the fuck she is anymore (though really, did we ever?).
Also Brooksies is not gay. Not even close. This chick has no gaydar at all.
So other that her apparent desperation to find a man, what is the problem with Julianne? She is physically beautiful and those dancer legs should be a wonderful sexual accessory. What is wrong with her? I know why men run away from other physically striking woman but not Hough.
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