Thursday, April 18, 2013

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy

This former B list reality star and now C list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition has told friends that she considers the month of April to be a time for her where she is going to date and have sex with as many men as possible for getting back to the business of finding a very wealthy husband. I really think she loves being a pro beard as long as the money and opportunities are good.

36 comments:

bekH said...

The Hough

Cathy said...

yep

Karen said...

Julianne Hough, the future Mrs. GMD

Cee Kay said...

I am so impressed with me! Even I got this, and I NEVER get them.

car54 said...

She needs to go after Tom--he's a perfect fit and she probably won't really have to have a lot of sex to hook him.

phoenix said...

I think comments like that would disqualify her in Tom C's eyes - not discreet enough.

FSP said...

Even I got this and I have no idea who she is.

Sugar said...

I know how you feel, Cee Kay!

LottaColada said...

I think Hough should hook up with Toothy Tile.

mmshukla008 said...

I thought it was very common knowledge that she was a beard for Ryan. i dont think even TC would want someone who is a known beard.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope she finds a homo that makes her take it in the keister when his boyfriend is unavailable. I hate to think she's not earning her money.

Charlotte. said...

I can see the appeal of this kind of relationship for someone who has suffered the abuses she has. It's especially appealing when you grow to genuinely love and support each other and get all of the comfort without the pressures of the physical side. I used to crave the same kind of relationship coming from a background of abuses from a very young age. It took a lot of counselling and time to get into a 'healthy' head space about relationships of having it all.
The only way I'd knock her for this is if she does beard for GMD. The man is a sociopath who supports a dangerous organisation that runs on abusing its followers. I would think that as a former victim she wouldn't want to be party to anything like that now. At least, I would hope.

T. E. Cuz said...

enty, your auto-correct is all over today's posts.

"...as possible before getting..."

yes, it's hough but i'd at least rank her C+/B- in movies. she's starred alongside tom and josh duhamel, and has been co-lead.

Renoblondee said...

What a good Mormon! ;)

msgirl said...

Charlotte, what abuse has she had? I don't know much about her.

annabella said...

another thoughtful, nuanced comment by the jerkula.

Count Jerkula said...

What? She is selling her body, so I hope someone will put it to better use than just red carpet pics. Are we now supposed to have respect for women who sell themselves? The thought of respecting gold diggers and whores never crossed my mind.

Sarah said...

Yes! They did Rock of Ages together, why aren't Tom's agents already strapping her ass into an e-meter?

mikey said...

GMD? Brain freeze - who is that?

I'll go with Julianne and I'm sorry she doesn't believe she can do better than that as an love interest.

Max Power said...

GMD is Tom Cruise. It stands for Gay Midget Dwarf, although as a Tom Cruise fan, it's pretty stupid.

figgy said...

Hough, easy indeed. Anyone else remember when she was an innocent little engaged 19 year old Mormon girl partnering Apolo Anton Ono on DWTS her first season? Wow...what a change.

mikey said...

Thanks, Max - it's all coming back to me now...

PugsterMom said...

Hollywood does that to people. Takes away their innocence and brings greed to the surface.

Anna Nonymous said...

I too don't think bearding is such a bad gig. Especially for a young up and coming girl, who's been hurt, and is trying to get noticed, needs a little financial help. this is far less disgusting than most hollywood "arrangements". i don't see the problem. But selling herself to the highest bidder? That I can't support.

MalibuBarbie said...

@Jerkula - Your use of "homo" is unnaceptable. I know you enjoy posting things that you deem 'provocative, but homo should not be part of anyone's vocabulary on this page.

Mango said...

"Homo" is the shortened form of homosexual.

Sherry said...

Count as crude as that was it made me laugh.

Sherry said...

Definitely Hough. Wasn't there an article about her having a crush on Tom already? I think the Scios are starting their next beard campaign.

NomNom83 said...

Yeah, Hough. What's the deal there? Seems a lot of references to an abusive history. Perhaps a blind I missed?

Depending on one's situation and the partner they enter into the agreement with, I could definitely understand bearding.

Much as I think Preston and Travolta live a lie, I also believe they are genuinely best friends and maybe it's not a bad gig at all for them. Of course, on the flip side of that is the gilded cage that Cruise put Holmes in.

Count Jerkula said...

@malibubarbie: sorry, but i'm all aboit being fair. Black people got their one word, women got theirs (c*nt), I learned yesterday that trannies got a word, so gays only get one word. They chose f*g.

You start givin groups more that one word, then where does it end? You'll get to the point where Polocks are calling for paragraphs becausethe Irish got a sentence, and gypsies will trying to burn books. That is a slippery slope I want no part of.

While I'm at it, as a man I'd like to nominate m*sogyn*st as "our word". It gets throwb around all willy nilly where it don't belong. You tell a joke about a bride wearing white on her weddingday so the dishwasher will match the stove and fridge, and some broad is gonna start yappin about you being a m*sogyn*st. The you gotta explain to her, "Nah, sorry doll, I don't hate women, I just like funny. I'm start in to hate you though."

xoApril said...

So she feels uncomfortable dating because of her abuse but sleeps around and prefers to be the partner to a homosexual man to feel "safe"? These blinds aren't consistent.

hmmm said...

Oh count jerkula you are adOR able.

SophiaB said...

Marry ME Count! You are so nasty in the funniest sort of way. Perverts should be appreciated when they are honest...

Count Jerkula said...

@SophiaB: I'm already site perv, so getting the label site slut would be a step up for me. Height and location, please.

Also, would you sign a prenup stating that if we ever part ways, you won't go after my house or my porn? In turn, all of the "adult novelties" will be yours to keep.

scratchy kitty said...

Ah yes, the latest installment of "As the Beard Turns" starring the de-Sparkled Julianne Hough. Do keep us up on both her and Sparkles, Enty!

scratchy kitty said...

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally--somebody made me laugh for the first time this awful week. Thanks Count!