Thursday, May 22, 2014

Random Photos Part Five- Cannes Photos Part Two

Cara Delevingne and Jessica Chastain enjoy some one on one time in a boat.
Kylie Minogue about to get on a big boat.
Heidi Klum and her boyfriend getting off a boat.
Lily Allen keeping it classy.
Well, classier than Lindsay Lohan.
Marion Cotillard
Rosario Dawson
Coco Rocha



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  1. @Count... I know it's like screw/marry/kill or something but what does the P/M/B stand for?

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  3. Lily Allen is smoking a cigarette. Only non-classy ladies smoke? Because I've heard Kim Kardashian is very anti-smoking.

    Love Marion's dress and Coca's outfit. Seriously, those pants.

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  4. Lindsay has progressed daily to totally obliterated.
    Cara must be trying to screw every girl in moviedom.
    Marion looks lovely. I 'd do Kylie anytime but maybe she doesn't like boys?

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  5. P: Cara/Chastain tag team

    M: Kylie

    B: LiLo - Not in a pleasant or loving way.

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  6. That Cara girl sure gets around.

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  7. Oh gross. Nvm. I figured it out.

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  8. Rosario is making her rounds as well. She and Cara might have a bet going.

    Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay. When Gary Busey looks less like the crypt keeper than you do, it's time to take a break.

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  9. Ok, so Heidi obviously is one of those people who can never be on her own. She always seems to hop from one guy to the next.

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  10. Cara looks like a muppet monster. It must be nice being from a rich royal brittish family that get you work as a model even though you're a major fug.

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  11. @Bacon Ranch LMFAO!

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  12. Cara, Jessica, Kylie and moi ... I would die happy! ... and sore.

    Lindsay is just a disgusting pig of a woman. And about as delusional as an otherwise functioning human being can be. The thing that really kills me about her though is the way that she always seems to have enough money of her own or from her clients to keep herself afloat. She's 27 now and looking rough and used up. It's really going to be interesting over the next 5 years or so to see how she adapts to what will most likely be a diminishing $$$ supply.

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    1. I truly don't say this in a mean way, just a "sad but true" way. The blunt truth is that she's just about out of chances and her eyes already have that half-dead look. It's sadly only a matter of time, & I think not much (& truly hope I'm wrong) more time before she's dead. Just a sad waste of what was once a pretty, talented actress.

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  13. I just dont get rosario dawson, as actress or dress wearer, and may i say, this dress is major fail. Speak up to your personal dressers, ladies, you're paying them!!

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  14. And Heidi Klum has been dressing herself for 35 years, and was a model andcis a mom, and she doesnt know enough to bring a jacket on a yacht at night? Has to wear the boytoys?

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  15. Whoa. I'm not necessarily surprised that Chastain likes the ladies but this is pretty bold of her to do this within range of a camera. She seems pretty control-freak like.

    Marion's dress is gorgeous! I just love her.

    How old is Heidi's bf? He looks really young.

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  16. AuntLiddy, I agree about Rosario.

    When I see these celebrities missing the mark, and Heidi Klum misses it ALL the time and she has no excuses, I think of some of the everyday teenagers and young adults out there that just "get it" and they are on a very limited budget. They are just really creative and fun. Maybe it's because they aren't worried about wearing a designer friends fugly fashion "trend".



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  17. Jessica Chastain is being unusually candid in that photo. Her Italian Count is in town, she must think it's safe.

    Poor Kylie, 50 year old sex kittens are just sad.

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  18. Marion looks stunning.

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  19. Cara D. has crazy eyes. No judgment, just an observation.

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  20. Lindsay sad thing. She's like a vampire. Only comes out at night.

    Rosario's dress may be Fug but the color is good for her.

    Surprised at Jessica Chastain although it looks like Cara is about to choke her.

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  21. Cara looks like she bites. If she were a dog I would not approach her.

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  22. Did anyone happen to see Coco's Instagram pic of Beiber and his merry group of asshats holding up traffic?

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  25. Hey, at least Lily Allen has some talent and a pleasant voice, unlike Lilo. And I think I just got herpes from that Lilo pic. She thinks she's Marilyn. NOPE.

    Who is Cara Delevingne and why is she being shoved down our throats? She's in pretty much all the pap photos at almost every big event. She either has very rich parents who are foisting their special snowflake upon us, or has been making her living as a rent girl ("rent-a-friend" if you're Taylor Swift).

    Marion Cottllard is flawless, as usual.

    I like saying "Coca Rocha" with a rolled "r". Is she related to Cara Delevingne? They're both bland as hell.

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  26. Wait...are Cara and Jessica an item or are *we* assuming?

    I think Cara is gorgeous. *shrugging*

    Lindsay, dear gahd, I feel pity and I hate pitying people. :(

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  27. I wanna know too what P/M/B means, not even Urban Dictionary knows.

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  28. Pussy/mouth/butt

    You are very welcome.

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  29. oh Kylie likes boys she has spoken about how much she "learned" in her relationship with Michael Hutchence

    I was so excited when I scrolled down to see the top of Marion's dress and then the bottom is a bit much, simple is better Marion but it's a huge leap forward to her usual weird get ups on such a beautiful woman it is just not right

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  30. I seriously don't get the Cara thing either. She looks like about 10 miles of bad road. Is this what the current generation has as "super models?"

    I just want to know where are this generation's Cindy Crawfords, Linda Evangelistas, or heck, any one even close to anyone in George Michaels' "Freedom" video? You know...Timeless beauties?

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  31. Hiii, Rhysie! where u been?? {{{hugs}}}

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  32. *hugs* to aemish, hiiii! I've got a new phone and it's been hell trying to figure it out. I liked my old one better.

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  33. I swear, the phones these days :$

    My $450 phone was recently upgraded/repaired to a $100 model

    And I like the cheaper one so much better!

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  34. Is the Chastain/Cara comment a reveal? Have there been any blinds about an actress and model hooking up?

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  35. I think Cara is the touchy feely type with anyone. Very obnoxious trait in a person.

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  36. I'm pretty sure Cara's favorite blog topic is "Straight girls who need a push."

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  37. I think Chastain will screw anyone who gets her press, a role or closer to an Oscar. See: Pacino, Al. Nolan, Christopher. Her penniless Count.

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  38. Y'all best be careful hating on Lindsay, lest you incur the wrath of Derek ;)

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  39. The Derek and Linsay thing.. smh.. did she hack his account or someting

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  40. Did I miss another Derek meltdown?!

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  41. Why you gotta call me "penniless" Lydia? I may not be well to do, but my bills usually get paid, and I got a roof over my head.

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    PMB is Pussy/Mouth/Butt,
    It is where on the broad I wanna bust my nut,
    Whether I wanna treat em nice or treat em like a slut,
    They should all be honored that they made the cut,
    To be on Count's list of Pussy/Mouth/Butt.


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  42. I'm not sure that's an authentic photo of Lindsay. There's no cigarette in sight.

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  43. Thanks Low. I may try my hand at more Creep Poetry.

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  44. And once again, Lindsey is doing her old, tired "Hollywood" pose of blowing a kiss at the camera. Everybody has to do a shot!

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  45. Dear Hohan, you're not Marilyn Monroe and you'll never be, so drop the pose. Just about the only way she can be like Marilyn is to die young, and she's well on her way...

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