This B list foreign born movie actor says his new girlfriend is open to fulfilling all his fantasies involving strange objects being inserted into him. The last actress girlfriend that did that he left his wife for.
All I'm saying is that if Enty throws two dudes together in the next post, Dirty Bird and I can not legally be held responsible for our reactions. Thank you. Forewarned is forearmed
I want to know too. I also want to know what objects this dude wants inserting where please. Not because I would like to be the inserter I hasten to add.
Well, I understand some people like to put things up their urethras--if you're using medical-type probes, I think it's called "sounding"; if you're using anything else that isn't sterile, I call it "really fucking stupid". Was that what you were thinking of, NN?
And yes, WIDE base--most good butt plugs seem to be made w/a narrower "neck" and a wide base, so the insertee gets the sense of fullness that they like, while running far less danger of a really embarrassing trip to NN's ER sometime. (Why the hell do I know all this stuff? Damn my kinky friends and my own curiosity...)
Yes. The urethra. People simply shove all sorts of things up there thinking they can pull them back out--no medical devices involved. We had a case recently--oh my--guy nearly lost his bladder. Makes me want to cross my legs just thinking about.
And to be clear, I'm talking about things you'd find around your house, like electrical wires or old springy phone cords. As Robin said, really fucking stupid.
I feel sorry for people who have to use inanimate objects in order to get off. If you can't be satisfied with the amazingness of having basic sex and sharing profound intamacy with another person, that's sad.
I could not do that. Deal breaker. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm with you 1000%.
DeleteAntonio Banderas
ReplyDeleteJude Law
ReplyDeleteHugh. Grant.
ReplyDeleteWhen was Hugh Grant ever married??
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ReplyDeletePegged. Nicely done TTM.
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DeleteYeah. If the shoe fits... Err... So to speak...
DeleteJude Law
ReplyDeletePuts a new spin on "polishing the knob"
ReplyDeleteowww, Hammer (wince)
DeleteBwahahahaha
it would have to be a birthday....
ReplyDeleteHush my mouth TTM.
ReplyDeleteBtw, ER staff have seen everything. IFF it goes terribly wrong do get medical attention right away.
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DeleteAnd always make sure the hotdog isn't frozen. Poor girl in high school never lived that one down.
DeleteHelpful PSA from TTM
DeleteDang, Hammer. I had the perfect retort, and then my inner Disney kicked in.
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DeleteI don't e en want to know....
ReplyDeleteGeez, I feel like a hugging kitten post has to go up next, get us all back on track. Okay, maybe just me and Hammer
ReplyDeleteI don't think there's enough Disney in the world to help me.
DeleteHow strange are these things...Jude??
ReplyDeleteI'd think a hot curling iron might curb Jude's appetite for a while.
Take it from the operating room nurse here…bums are NOT the only place some guys like things inserted.
ReplyDelete@Naughty, the urethra? (insert face of horror here)
Delete+1 Hammer. But this group will call em as they see em. One eyed or bi ocular....
ReplyDeleteWas he! The loveliest lass. And he still couldn't put a zipper on it.
ReplyDeleteShe should have followed Derek s rule money for the first wedding...
All I'm saying is that if Enty throws two dudes together in the next post, Dirty Bird and I can not legally be held responsible for our reactions. Thank you. Forewarned is forearmed
ReplyDeleteNaughty.... I'm hyperventilating. Old Yeller STAT!
ReplyDeleteYep, Guido. You wouldn't believe it.
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ReplyDeleteI don't even give a shit about who this is anymore. I wanna know/hear what Naughty has seen. Oh my!
ReplyDeleteJude Law didn't leave his wife for Sienna. His wife finally left him during the Nicole Kidman, Pearl Lowe and many others affair rumours.
ReplyDeleteHe met Sienna after the breakup was over on the set of Alfie.
10:43 AM
I want to know too. I also want to know what objects this dude wants inserting where please. Not because I would like to be the inserter I hasten to add.
ReplyDeleteWell, I understand some people like to put things up their urethras--if you're using medical-type probes, I think it's called "sounding"; if you're using anything else that isn't sterile, I call it "really fucking stupid". Was that what you were thinking of, NN?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, WIDE base--most good butt plugs seem to be made w/a narrower "neck" and a wide base, so the insertee gets the sense of fullness that they like, while running far less danger of a really embarrassing trip to NN's ER sometime. (Why the hell do I know all this stuff? Damn my kinky friends and my own curiosity...)
ReplyDeleteGuys, please do not put things in the peen hole. Just don't.
ReplyDeleteYes. The urethra. People simply shove all sorts of things up there thinking they can pull them back out--no medical devices involved. We had a case recently--oh my--guy nearly lost his bladder. Makes me want to cross my legs just thinking about.
ReplyDeleteAnd to be clear, I'm talking about things you'd find around your house, like electrical wires or old springy phone cords. As Robin said, really fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteThanks Naughty. I think...
ReplyDeleteI think we're all doing involuntary Kegel exercises right now. Amiright?
ReplyDelete@Naughty lmao
ReplyDeletethe things I learn
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ReplyDeleteDang! And that doesn't hurt?
Are we inserting Tonka trucks?? Justin Bieber is foreign born but not married that we know of.
ReplyDeleteJude Law ftw
ReplyDeleteApparently, I have absolutely no problems.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for people who have to use inanimate objects in order to get off. If you can't be satisfied with the amazingness of having basic sex and sharing profound intamacy with another person, that's sad.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteWell MadLyb as well there are enough safe sex toys around if you need to go there. Shoot S&M is safer. Get someone to spank you.
ReplyDeleteThe urethra?!
ReplyDeleteThe urethra?!
ReplyDeleteya know i love my man but that's just not how i'd want to spend my time.
ReplyDeleteThis girlfriend might get displaced some day by one with small hands/fists.
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