Saturday, June 21, 2014

Blind Item #8

This B list foreign born movie actor says his new girlfriend is open to fulfilling all his fantasies involving strange objects being inserted into him. The last actress girlfriend that did that he left his wife for.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:15 AM

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53 comments:

  1. Kelly10:16 AM

    I could not do that. Deal breaker. LOL

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  2. Steampunk Jazz10:16 AM

    Antonio Banderas

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  3. Unknown10:16 AM

    Jude Law

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  4. Trombones and Daffodils10:16 AM

    Hugh. Grant.

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    1. CriticalPeach10:27 AM

      When was Hugh Grant ever married??

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  5. TalksTooMuch10:17 AM

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    1. Anonymous10:19 AM

      Pegged. Nicely done TTM.

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    2. TalksTooMuch10:20 AM

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    3. Anonymous10:21 AM

      Yeah. If the shoe fits... Err... So to speak...

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  6. Anonymous10:17 AM

    Jude Law

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  7. Hammer_Girl10:19 AM

    Puts a new spin on "polishing the knob"

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  8. Steampunk Jazz10:19 AM

    it would have to be a birthday....

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  9. Trombones and Daffodils10:20 AM

    Hush my mouth TTM.

    Btw, ER staff have seen everything. IFF it goes terribly wrong do get medical attention right away.

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    1. TalksTooMuch10:21 AM

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    2. Hammer_Girl10:23 AM

      And always make sure the hotdog isn't frozen. Poor girl in high school never lived that one down.

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    3. OneEyeCharlie10:29 AM

      Helpful PSA from TTM

      Dang, Hammer. I had the perfect retort, and then my inner Disney kicked in.

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  10. Trombones and Daffodils10:22 AM

    I don't e en want to know....

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  11. TalksTooMuch10:22 AM

    Geez, I feel like a hugging kitten post has to go up next, get us all back on track. Okay, maybe just me and Hammer

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    1. Hammer_Girl10:25 AM

      I don't think there's enough Disney in the world to help me.

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  12. Sincerely,Your Friend10:24 AM

    How strange are these things...Jude??

    I'd think a hot curling iron might curb Jude's appetite for a while.

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  13. NaughtyNurse10:27 AM

    Take it from the operating room nurse here…bums are NOT the only place some guys like things inserted.

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  14. Trombones and Daffodils10:28 AM

    +1 Hammer. But this group will call em as they see em. One eyed or bi ocular....

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  15. Trombones and Daffodils10:30 AM

    Was he! The loveliest lass. And he still couldn't put a zipper on it.

    She should have followed Derek s rule money for the first wedding...

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  16. TalksTooMuch10:31 AM

    All I'm saying is that if Enty throws two dudes together in the next post, Dirty Bird and I can not legally be held responsible for our reactions. Thank you. Forewarned is forearmed

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  17. Trombones and Daffodils10:32 AM

    Naughty.... I'm hyperventilating. Old Yeller STAT!

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  18. NaughtyNurse10:34 AM

    Yep, Guido. You wouldn't believe it.

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  19. Just Another HR Lady10:43 AM

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  20. Sherry10:47 AM

    I don't even give a shit about who this is anymore. I wanna know/hear what Naughty has seen. Oh my!

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  21. Just Another HR Lady10:50 AM

    Jude Law didn't leave his wife for Sienna. His wife finally left him during the Nicole Kidman, Pearl Lowe and many others affair rumours.

    He met Sienna after the breakup was over on the set of Alfie.

    10:43 AM

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  22. Unknown10:51 AM

    I want to know too. I also want to know what objects this dude wants inserting where please. Not because I would like to be the inserter I hasten to add.

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  23. Robin the Mad Photographer10:58 AM

    Well, I understand some people like to put things up their urethras--if you're using medical-type probes, I think it's called "sounding"; if you're using anything else that isn't sterile, I call it "really fucking stupid". Was that what you were thinking of, NN?

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  24. Robin the Mad Photographer10:59 AM

    And yes, WIDE base--most good butt plugs seem to be made w/a narrower "neck" and a wide base, so the insertee gets the sense of fullness that they like, while running far less danger of a really embarrassing trip to NN's ER sometime. (Why the hell do I know all this stuff? Damn my kinky friends and my own curiosity...)

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  25. Dena11:00 AM

    Guys, please do not put things in the peen hole. Just don't.

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  26. NaughtyNurse11:10 AM

    Yes. The urethra. People simply shove all sorts of things up there thinking they can pull them back out--no medical devices involved. We had a case recently--oh my--guy nearly lost his bladder. Makes me want to cross my legs just thinking about.

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  27. NaughtyNurse11:15 AM

    And to be clear, I'm talking about things you'd find around your house, like electrical wires or old springy phone cords. As Robin said, really fucking stupid.

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  28. Sherry11:19 AM

    Thanks Naughty. I think...

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  29. NaughtyNurse11:20 AM

    I think we're all doing involuntary Kegel exercises right now. Amiright?

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  30. rolotomassi11:50 AM

    @Naughty lmao

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  31. Steampunk Jazz12:58 PM

    the things I learn

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  32. Kelly1:09 PM


    Dang! And that doesn't hurt?

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  33. SugarTitz1:10 PM

    Are we inserting Tonka trucks?? Justin Bieber is foreign born but not married that we know of.

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  34. Frosty1:12 PM

    Jude Law ftw

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  35. Topper Madison2:00 PM

    Apparently, I have absolutely no problems.

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  36. MadLyb2:33 PM

    I feel sorry for people who have to use inanimate objects in order to get off. If you can't be satisfied with the amazingness of having basic sex and sharing profound intamacy with another person, that's sad.

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  37. auntliddy2:52 PM

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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  38. Unknown3:14 PM

    Well MadLyb as well there are enough safe sex toys around if you need to go there. Shoot S&M is safer. Get someone to spank you.

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  39. Aoife9:26 PM

    The urethra?!

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  40. Aoife9:26 PM

    The urethra?!

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  41. Anonymous9:56 PM

    ya know i love my man but that's just not how i'd want to spend my time.

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  42. Mark Kaepplein7:44 AM

    This girlfriend might get displaced some day by one with small hands/fists.

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