February 18, 2014
This former A list rock star was talking a lot of talk but failed to deliver so to speak when two groupies wanted to have sex with him the other night. They sneaked into a recording studio and our singer acted like he was going to take the two women
right there but when it came time to actually do it he just couldn't
manage. He says it was because there were too many people around. Well,
he used to have cameras around during his reality show.
Bret Michaels
He isn't the picture of health
ReplyDeleteAnd I imagine Viagra wold not be permissible in his case.
ReplyDeleteScore one for decorum, I guess.
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ReplyDelete@FSP welcome to my yesterday. I hope your's goes better than mine did.
DeleteTV and Film actors have the same issue when they try to do stage. You can't hit pause and come back when the inspiration hits man.
ReplyDeleteTheater Tech Crew for life homez.
Does viagra work at re-starting hearts too?
ReplyDeleteNaiiiiiiled it!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre we talking about erectile dysfunction or wig/bandana fusion duo malfunction?
I bet there just weren't enough mirrors around for him to admire himself...
isn't he the one with diabetes? Admittedly my medical degree is out of date but doesn't that sometimes affect a man's 'ability'?
ReplyDeleteHe does. ED is common among diabetic males. He probably can't take drugs due to his health conditions.
DeleteSounds like two groupies got thrown out for being extra skanky and didn't like it.
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I'm lost with the Brett stuff. I know he has diabetes, did some show on VH1 (MTV?) but I thought he was going to marry the mother of his kids. So much for believing People magazine covers. FAKERS.
He should have sang I Want Action Tonight Satisfaction All Night maybe that would have worked :(
ReplyDeleteYou think the problem is Bret? Gees, any man might have a problem with a Bret Michaels' groupie.
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Bret is a horn dog. Always has and always will be. His woman knows, just like Sixx's wifey knows...these guys started bands explicitly so they could get laid. They will milk that as long as they can.
I already shared an acquaintance's story about the time she fucked Bret. Come on, Dallas from Rock of Love, you know you're reading this. Send us another Bret story here!!!!
Yay Lady H..Let's hear the dirt!
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HAI! Speaking of horndogs, can you believe what Adam did with his hair?
(not that I'm doing a shameless request for an Adam link or anything)
Was Bret at least good?
Hi Sherry!
I went down a Rock of Love rabbit hole one rando day. Man was that amazeballs! Talent show for the troops, anyone, anyone?
ReplyDeleteThis is a repeat, so sorry to peeps who read this months ago. I knew a girl who had a one night stand with Bret back in the mid 2000s, in his VH1 show golden days era. She described it as the worst and most horrific sexual experience of her life. She said he was checking out and egging on himself as he watched himself the whole time. Mirrors betch. Basically, likened it to feeling like she wasn't even there because he was so into himself. And this girl is one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen. Plus, he kept the stupid wigdana on the entire sesh,
ReplyDeleteOh and I swear that Dallas is a reader...send us more scoop. Statistically speaking, someone else on here HAS to have a direct or indirect Bret story!!!
Good story. I was JUST wondering if he "slept" with that stupid bandana on. You answered my question. So gross. Wouldn't you just get up and leave??
Delete@LadyH, I remember that story! It reminded me of this studliness!
ReplyDeleteSoooo....there were 2 roses but no thorn?
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!
DeleteTx LadyH.
DeleteI enjoyed ur Bret story. I always figured he might be cool in bed, but I should have known. I think I might prefer his bandana on. But his eyeliner on my pillowcase, that's my job
Nah Sincerely. we all meed something to believe in.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I'd forgot ton that song.
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Yikes *need
ReplyDeleteWell I was into him in his day, thought I was a female twin if his (but I'm prob taller...pfft)and I still think he's quite beautiful with the bandana on.
ReplyDeleteI WOULD NOT now...(and it sounds like in not missing anything) but I have to say I enjoy his personality. MANWHORE aside, he seems cool and even pretty interesting.
Diabetes / meds. They can take the snap outta a guys turtle.
Adam ain't my type but I wanna see the new douchey 'do HEISEN
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@7: Perfection!
@Lady Heiusenberg Nikki didn't start the Crue for pussy, in his own words "When we started this band all we needed, needed were some laughs and in the years gone by I say we've kicked some ass" lol
ReplyDeleteAnd in Poison the truth is (Straight from someone I know really close to the band. See? See? We can all have sources. Clue or not? You decide) the member who got the most number of groupies was Rikki. Girls just found him adorable for some reason.
I'm going off of their books. Tommy and Nikki both said they were very highly motivated by pussy, unlike Mick Mars. Not saying they are ALL like that, but Nikki and Bret are just who they is
DeleteLove the Kickstart my Heart quote though ;)
PS: I don't know why you think I feel I'm the only one who has some scoop or whatever. Especially when I'm like, hey, everyone share what you know...that's kind of the purpose of CDaN IMO. Whatever. Calm yourself
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ReplyDeleteThat story is awful. Your poor friend. A guy wanting to see himself in the mirror the whole time?
I wasn't trying to say you were the only one with sources, sorry if it came out that way. It's just that usually I just have opinions so I was kind of stealth bragging that I have sources, too lol Sorry again Lady H <3 and blue crystals to you
ReplyDeletePlus I had to use the "We can all have sources" to make the "See? See?" make sense and not just be a dead giveaway to the source :)
ReplyDeleteHeisenHugs & devil horns, Rowdy <3
ReplyDelete@Rowdy - Ah...I just got that "See? See?" ;-) Innnnteresting!
ReplyDelete(If you're planning a Cards game, you should know that it's hot as blazes here right now. BLECH! I love hot weather but only with no humidity, and unfortunately all the humidity AZ and NM don't have comes here. Wait until September, ha ha!)
My first thought was the diabetes/ED thing. Figured someone would have asked/confirmed, so good to know.
@AKM I'm in Arkansas, so we have pretty much the same weather. I'm honestly only a 6 hour drive from there.
ReplyDeletetwo groupies need to get over themselves.
ReplyDeletehe has diabetes.
AND, FFS...
His penis has GOT to be EXHAUSTED from all that cherry pie in the '80's. ((yes I know the reference doesn't match the band))
Fancy, I love you THIS MUCH for the Warrant reference!!
DeleteDiabetic boners ain't hard, y'all!
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Delete@TTM I have a feeling you'd spend days going through my CD collection lol
ReplyDeleteI bet I would, Rowdy! Right until I Saw Red. I would be all Smooth Up In You(r) collection
DeleteI'm not going to throw shade at Bret this time. He's got type 1 diabetes, his vascular system is probably pretty damaged at this point.
ReplyDeleteHe's disgusting, untalented and i dont sorry for his health problems at. He never took care of himself.
ReplyDeleteHe's a single man and the girls were groupies. He has a health condition that he was born with that affects his performance. Sounds like they talked because they were pissed.
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SOMEONE hadda go there. These groupies of today have no idea what it was like in the 1980's and before. NOW...THOSE WOMEN WERE GROUPIES! LOL
Nowadays, they're just skanks. The bands are tamer and the groupies are lamer.
((pats self on the back))
He probably turned them down and they were embarrassed and pissed. He is basically married now and almost died of a brain aneurysm. I figure his party days are pretty much over.
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