Temptation was too hard to resist for this B+ list reality star from an A list network reality show. He hooked up with two different women after an event while his girlfriend stayed back home.
Since Maksim is a man-ho, I'll ask this question here.
Now cash for sex obviously equals Whore. My question is, if you barter, say 1/2 gm of meth, 40mg oxy and a couple Vicodins, for a 4hr, 2 pop, 3hole bone-a-thon, does that count as Whore, or can you mark that down in the Human column?
@count It depends on whether the chick would do it even if the drugs weren't on "the table". If she's going to do it anyways, but takes the drugs as a perk, she's just a human that likes sex and drugs.
If she's only doing it if she gets the drugs, she a Ho. A drug Ho.
Wait who is the girlfriend - Upton? Davis? Lopez? BlindGossip says the Jlo/Maks relationship is arranged or even just JLo's team at work since Maksim was doing some charity work/promotion all over the country recently, even in the midwest.
@Bella & Sincerely: This isn't looking good for my ratio.
How about if she says while parting ways, "If you are ever around here partying and need a place to crash, give me a call. I came like 5 times so I owe you a few."
P.S. like someone said in the comments yesterday "I bet he's the type to keep asking if you came." I never believe a woman came unless I can tell she came. When I hear someone say, "She told me she came 40 times" all I think is BULL SHIT. 40 O's in a night and the broad's head would be spinnin around like the friggin Exorcist and she'd probably be waiting on yer doorstep when you got home from work the next day.
Cool story bro
ReplyDelete@Ray-You don't even wanna know how many times "Cool story Jeopardy teen" pops into my head.
DeleteMaybe she just needed a night off?
ReplyDeleteMaxim > Maksim
ReplyDeleteJLo doesn't stay home
ReplyDeleteThe Dancing Porn King. His next job
ReplyDeleteWho watches his money bag while he does all this humping?
ReplyDeleteHe's young and hot unclutch your pearls people
ReplyDeletesm, then he shouldn't have a gf.
DeleteI don't see any pearl clutching?
DeleteHe never publicly said he had a girlfriend. The media assumed he and the dancer were.
Deleteit's strapped to his moneymaker, ethorne. That's why his costumes fit so well..; D
ReplyDelete@Steampunk- the less costume the better.
DeleteHaha, that's a soggy 20k @Steampunk!
Deletedancing with hats!
DeleteWhen did he switch to only having one name?
ReplyDeleteWhen people couldn't figure out how to spell his last name. Kind of like Matthew M.
DeleteSince Maksim is a man-ho, I'll ask this question here.
ReplyDeleteNow cash for sex obviously equals Whore. My question is, if you barter, say 1/2 gm of meth, 40mg oxy and a couple Vicodins, for a 4hr, 2 pop, 3hole bone-a-thon, does that count as Whore, or can you mark that down in the Human column?
Whore, and a cheap one at that.
Delete@count
DeleteIt depends on whether the chick would do it even if the drugs weren't on "the table".
If she's going to do it anyways, but takes the drugs as a perk, she's just a human that likes sex and drugs.
If she's only doing it if she gets the drugs, she a Ho. A drug Ho.
Wait who is the girlfriend - Upton? Davis? Lopez? BlindGossip says the Jlo/Maks relationship is arranged or even just JLo's team at work since Maksim was doing some charity work/promotion all over the country recently, even in the midwest.
ReplyDelete2 for 1 Chmerkovskiy special :)
ReplyDeleteNummy.
Deletehe's such a Man Ho!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJHo will not be amused.
ReplyDeleteYa. We wanna know who the Gf is.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's JHo attall.
The girlfriend being Meryl? We warned her!
ReplyDelete@Bella & Sincerely: This isn't looking good for my ratio.
ReplyDeleteHow about if she says while parting ways, "If you are ever around here partying and need a place to crash, give me a call. I came like 5 times so I owe you a few."
P.S. like someone said in the comments yesterday "I bet he's the type to keep asking if you came." I never believe a woman came unless I can tell she came. When I hear someone say, "She told me she came 40 times" all I think is BULL SHIT. 40 O's in a night and the broad's head would be spinnin around like the friggin Exorcist and she'd probably be waiting on yer doorstep when you got home from work the next day.
@ Count, you can count on a warm bed and a few freebies. At least for one night. After that, since she's a score keeper, you're even.
ReplyDeleteSo if JLO and MakTheDancingTruck are an "item", would they be nicked as JMO, JMA, JMAK, MAJ?
ReplyDelete@Sincerely: Sounds good to me. I'll have to dab some 151 on my neck and pop in w/ doobie and 12pk.
ReplyDeleteWho is the girlfriend that stayed home? I doubt that JLo would put up with his crap.
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