Miranda Kerr's billionaire boyfriend hooked up with this A list Academy Award winning actress last week. The actress is still technically married although no one would confuse her with Miranda.
In the DM Miranda says "Of course she and Orlando didn't break up due to HIS partying... I laughed my ass off when I read that. (The HIS capitalization is my emphasis) I wonder whats about to break on her...
Ugh, go from smoking hot Miranda to Goop? Only if anal is on the table. If she don't do ATM, then lick her cornhole some while going down on her, then give her a big sloppy wet kiss. Also, Gweneth has "Skitz out from jizz" written all over her, so a facial finish would be in order. In conclusion, calling out Miranda's name a couple times would ding that ego pretty good.
What's the difference? Both are fame whores who'll sell for the biggest sugar daddy bank account. One Ho has youth. The other HWOOD pedigree. Neither have brains. Neither have any ethics. Neither should be mothers. Both have and will be screwed over.
@Count Jerkula - thank you for all that great imagery. There's something uplifting about imagining Goopy getting some anal on the table. If only the audio made it to iTunes.
Now how was it that she was able to hook up with this guy and was this the Hedgehog or the other guy that wasn't so uglay? What the hell am I thinking..She's done the camel what would it matter?
I get the feeling GOOP either lays there like a paralysed starfish or is into some really freaky shit (and maybe a colonic beforehand). I don't think there's a grey area.
Eewww. Fish sticks for dinner eh??
ReplyDeleteFrozen fish sticks.
DeleteDid he get ÈEEEEEE?? OR E? Sometimes the billions make you scream a list more.
DeleteNot that I would know
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DeleteGoop only opens up for a dick worth a billion.
ReplyDeleteAt least $500M if she actually hooked up with JayZ
DeleteNope I sure wouldn't confuse them. Dumbass. You dont need brains to get rich just good wealthy families to inherit from.
ReplyDeletethey're both pap whores- I cannot stand Miranda K & her posed pix showing what a 'good' mum she is...til' a guy with money calls..that is.
ReplyDeleteIn the DM Miranda says "Of course she and Orlando didn't break up due to HIS partying...
DeleteI laughed my ass off when I read that. (The HIS capitalization is my emphasis) I wonder whats about to break on her...
Conscious coupling yo
ReplyDeleteI don't know about you, but I get Gwyneth Paltrow and Chelsea Handler confused all the time.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I get her confused with Naomi Watts too
Ugh, go from smoking hot Miranda to Goop? Only if anal is on the table. If she don't do ATM, then lick her cornhole some while going down on her, then give her a big sloppy wet kiss. Also, Gweneth has "Skitz out from jizz" written all over her, so a facial finish would be in order. In conclusion, calling out Miranda's name a couple times would ding that ego pretty good.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Ray. I might consider opening up for billion dollar dick, if only for 6 figures worth of hush money.
ReplyDeleteGet that Beast dic, Goop.
ReplyDeleteJust be careful, he has enough money to get away from you...
hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletewere they consciously coupling???????
What's the difference? Both are fame whores who'll sell for the biggest sugar daddy bank account. One Ho has youth. The other HWOOD pedigree. Neither have brains. Neither have any ethics. Neither should be mothers. Both have and will be screwed over.
ReplyDeleteI suspect he only did it to notch another celebrity name on the bedpost. I very much doubt it was lust for Goopy.
ReplyDeleteJamie Packer likes 'em skinny and macrobiotic obvs....
ReplyDeleteGet da dick goopy goop
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula - thank you for all that great imagery. There's something uplifting about imagining Goopy getting some anal on the table. If only the audio made it to iTunes.
ReplyDeleteA double BURN by VIP! This lurker loves it.
ReplyDelete@Edy :)
DeleteFrozen fish sticks? LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteFrozen Fish Sticks.
ReplyDeleteNow how was it that she was able to hook up with this guy and was this the Hedgehog or the other guy that wasn't so uglay? What the hell am I thinking..She's done the camel what would it matter?
ReplyDeleteOh Gwynnie...I'm so disappointed in you.
ReplyDeleteAny tartar with the frozen fish stick? Oh, that sauce was Miranda.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Goop or the guy were drinking, making it unconscious coupling.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling GOOP either lays there like a paralysed starfish or is into some really freaky shit (and maybe a colonic beforehand). I don't think there's a grey area.
ReplyDeleteOf course. LOL at the people who guessed Blanchett and Winslet when this blind was first posted.
ReplyDeletea paralysed starfish.....so funny! bahahaha
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