May 20, 2014
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still, and will probably always be A list was so hammered the other night after a premiere that the woman he picked up at the party says the actor wasn't able to perform and ended up passing out on the bed so she had to ask his assistant in the next room for her fee.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
...reporting from the scene, this is Maria Shriver.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he'll be back for more though.
ReplyDeleteGetting with guys too drunk to perform then asking for money hmmm might be a good business venture
ReplyDeleteI acknowledge he is an aged tool but I thought there was enough groupies around that he could still get it for free.
ReplyDeleteTypical
ReplyDeleteI thought their marriage was dunzo? Also, not one single helpful clue in this blind.
ReplyDeleteI have always found him so disgusting. Boffing the maid while maria driving kids to school!! And it wasnt like she was a femme fatale either. Pigman!!!!! I hope it never gets hard again. You know he's gotta be popping viagra like m&ms after all the 'roids. Ugh! And doesnt he have a gurlfriend? In re to first item tiday, he fit in beautifully with the kennedys.
ReplyDeleteD Brown: I can't remember who said it, but a wise man once said that you don't pay prostitutes to sleep with you. You pay them to leave.
ReplyDeleteI think that was @Count.
DeleteThat was Charlie Sheen, CoBe
DeleteOh! My bad.
DeleteThat was said waaay before Charlie.
DeleteI didn't vote for him.
ReplyDeleteCharlie… Would you like to start this time?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he was going Commando at the party?
DeleteI'll start, TNC! That women had no True luvin from the Guv. No Lies
DeleteBut how do we know she was hired for the whole night? How do we know he didn't Terminate-her?
DeleteEither way, no way this was just some housekeeper he could Terminate Or reassign. She must have been not drinking to have such Total ly good Recall of the evening however
DeleteSelling her story like that... makes her seem less of a call girl and more of a Predator.
DeleteI think he got a Raw Deal in this blind. It's not like he was bedding a high school Junior.
DeleteUgh. I hate Predator s that treat everyone as though they are Expendable All The Way. I saw a whole show on Conan about these Barbarian s
DeleteTTM, how did the "graduation" go? Was it chaos? Did you wish for a Kindergarten Cop?
DeleteI just hope she had an Escape Plan. You know how this instant celebrity works; one minute nobody knows you and the next you're picking up your Twins at Kindergarten and you need a Cop to be your Last Action Hero
DeleteMaybe he didn't wanna have sex. Maybe he just wanted to stay up late and watch Conan. (The barbarian...)
DeleteThis isn't true! Lies! All of it!
Delete(I'm just gonna hitch a ride on your little fun train)
If the assistant paid her in quarters, when she went home did she Jingle All the Way?
DeleteIt was good, Charlie! I cried, because it truly felt like the End of Days, but my face didn't get too Red and blotchy. Boy, you shouldve seen my friend Sonja, though!
DeleteEven though the escort's name was Ferrous, he definitely was not Pumping Iron.
DeleteIf he's having a ... Difficult time getting it up, next time he should try Twins.
DeleteGet in here,Riven! The more the merrier! Sometimes I feel like I got a Raw Deal,but I know that Stay ing Hungry is the only way to avoid becoming Collateral Damage.
DeleteLet's face it. The guys getting Flabby. He no longer looks like Hercules. In New York, you have to look good to get sex for free...
DeleteSorry I'm late! I was trying for make it Around the World in 80 Days but I got caught up in the Eraser room.
DeleteThat's ok Riven. I'll give you The Rundown: we are running out of movies fast. Charlie hit the ground Running Man...
DeleteOn The 6th Day of meditation I realized that he is just a victim of someone trying to Sabotage his career as the Last Action Hero. Poor Governator.
DeleteI totally understand, Riven. This one time? I was on this really long trip and on The Sixth Day I thought I was gonna cry but my friend Maggie helped me by distracting me with a Scavenger Hunt. So.much.fun!! But she had so many Bat s at her house! Man! And it was in a really bad part of town, always someone Robin
DeleteI think the prostitue's problem was she wasn't using toys. I think he only gets a Rise out Of The Machines.
DeleteWho's ratting on the actions of consenting adults? It's the behavior of a Kindergarten Cop.
DeleteRight, Laninna? It's as though if you Cry, suddenly you aren't Macho or something
DeleteSo now The Count is a wise man?
ReplyDeleteHaven't there been rumors before to this effect about him having ED?
If it bleeds he can kill it.
ReplyDeleteI love that quote and I must agree - prostitution without the sex seems like pretty easy money.
ReplyDeletePlus, they're paying her to keep her mouth shut about the erectile dysfunction.
Maybe he also wets the bed.
Yeah Kno, how's that payoff working out for them?
DeleteFor minute there I thought you meant she went to his assistant ro fuck him instead
ReplyDeletepepaws gone wild. teheheh
ReplyDeleteAfter he fathered a child with the fat middled aged maid that he had been screwing for years the marriage is done.
ReplyDeleteStating he picked up a woman, makes it sound like he picked her up at a bar, this should be updated that he hired a prostitute if she went to his asst for her fee.
Errol Flynn was asked "Why would a man like you, who could have any woman he wanted, pay for sex?" and he replied "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to go away afterwards."
ReplyDeleteEvery source is questionable. I'll attribute it to WC Fields, screw it.
The girls he screws are so fucking fugly Id have to be annihilated too to go anywhere near them.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Charlie Sheen who stated he paid them to leave to a judge.
ReplyDeleteErrol Flynn was known for a 14 year old mistress that lived with him.
oh, FFS, u fuckers are awesome!
ReplyDeletelol
Violet, One Eyed, and TTM yesssssss!
ReplyDeletePigman! Good one auntliddy!! Funny he has to pay for it after doing the help. It's like repairmen though. We pay them to go home.
ReplyDeleteDid Sherry just say I have ED?
ReplyDeleteI hope she was paid well.
ReplyDeleteHe's gross.
I think the "pay them to go away" comment originated with Clark Gable.
ReplyDeleteI'd say she dodged a bullet (or withered penis).
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