This screams Chris Martin/Alexa Chung, but I'm not sure she could get pregnant with that little body fat. I'm saying that with zero snark - just from a biological point of view
I heard she was taking up with the Arctic Monkeys singer again. She seems more like an Indie band girl, and I bet Chris lost his appeal when he dumped his wife for her.
Awwwww shizzzzzzzz! I nearly choked on my hamburger when I read this, because the first thing that ran thru my mind was the look on Goopy Poopy's face!!!! Shiz, I would have loved to have seen that convo!
There are rumors floating that Martin bought Chung a house.
Remember how anorexic Angie got pregnant with twins? The fact she had non-identical twins is the tip off(identical =1 egg that splits; non identical = 2 eggs--> she was taking medication that increased ovulation/# of eggs)
Chung must have been taking fertility meds as well; these super thin gals don't ovulate regularly and need medication to jump start those thin ovaries.
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ReplyDeletechris martin.. alea chung
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ReplyDeleteUGH I thought it said Former group.
ReplyDeleteI hate Coldplay---they may be A+ but not in my world
ReplyDeleteColdplay's new Alexa Chung inspired album blows. I hope she dumped him when she heard that shit
ReplyDeleteThis screams Chris Martin/Alexa Chung, but I'm not sure she could get pregnant with that little body fat. I'm saying that with zero snark - just from a biological point of view
ReplyDeleteSee Rachel Zoe
DeleteAnd Nicole Richie
DeleteNot a oldplay fan either, d.
ReplyDeleteI thought he and Goop were getting back together? The ents contradict themselves when it comes to those 2.
If it's true I would love to see a picture of Little Miss Perfect's face when she finds/found out.
yanno, I fucking hate Goopy, but it's shitty to do this to the kids.
ReplyDeleteEither divorce and move on, or get back together, but make a choice that suits the kids.
(think of the children!)
Well she can't be too far along because most recent pix of her had her emaciated
ReplyDeleteToday Alexa Chung must be as pregnant as Khloe Kardashian
ReplyDeletewell since Chris just bought her a house I believe it
ReplyDeleteI heard she was taking up with the Arctic Monkeys singer again. She seems more like an Indie band girl, and I bet Chris lost his appeal when he dumped his wife for her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she pulls an Eva and disappears for 7 months?????
ReplyDeleteSo is Chung taking the Kiebler Elf's career path?
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ReplyDeleteGood point. And Nicole Ritchie too
It is shocking how underweight Rachel stayed throughout her pregnancies.
DeleteI hope she took a lot of calcium
Would an anorexic woman have to take hormones to kick start the ovaries?
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ReplyDeleteMartin and Chung.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what idiotic phraseology the Goop will use to explain this?
Conscious Conception while Consciously Uncoupling. ;-D
DeleteYou would really think if you were rich and famous and had a lot to lose from an unplanned pregnancy you would wrap it up.
ReplyDeleteRut row!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww shizzzzzzzz!
ReplyDeleteI nearly choked on my hamburger when I read this, because the first thing that ran thru my mind was the look on Goopy Poopy's face!!!!
Shiz, I would have loved to have seen that convo!
Do you think that's why Chung is so skinny? Maybe she's having a tough first trimester.
ReplyDeleteThere is no news like what Martin bought a new house.Martin still lives in their Brentwood house
ReplyDeleteThere are rumors floating that Martin bought Chung a house.
ReplyDeleteRemember how anorexic Angie got pregnant with twins? The fact she had non-identical twins is the tip off(identical =1 egg that splits; non identical = 2 eggs--> she was taking medication that increased ovulation/# of eggs)
Chung must have been taking fertility meds as well; these super thin gals don't ovulate regularly and need medication to jump start those thin ovaries.
Livin' La Vida Goopy.
ReplyDeleteChris must like sex to hurt cause banging those two just has to hurt with pelvis bones sticking out.
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