February 12, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor told the press he was there to just see a show today. He was actually there to support the model he has been seeing the past few months behind his wife's back. When she left the show she went straight into a car where he was waiting.
Michael Douglas
He has the pick of the litter I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteGross no way, just the Slovic ones. If I was at my peak in my early 20's the last thing I'd want is a man who may occationally sit on his own balls.
DeleteBeen reading here a long time and have read a metric ton of funny stuff. Having never commented before, ever, I was compelled to break my silence to thank you for the spewed drink, followed by the barking seal cough after reading your comment. A++++++, Bitchie!
DeleteI think MD is the answer to yesterday's blind about not spending the 4th of July weekend with his family he was on Letterman last night going on and on about the family taking a vacation to Israel and Italy, on and on about his son.
ReplyDeletesee now I used to like him
ReplyDeletea LONG time ago
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I want Low Key and Kimba back!
ReplyDeleteSo when does he start wandering alone around LA with an empty briefcase?
ReplyDeleteI kind of like CZJ, she's just so damn unapologetically snobby and she isn't afraid to be a public face for mental health treatment. For that I have mad respect for her regardless of her diva-ness.
Yum - Aging shriveled penis
ReplyDeleteNo thanks
And old man balls. Ugh. @meme
DeleteAnd a face like a turtle reaching for the farthest lettuce leaf.
DeleteHe was attractive when he was young, but add in the visual of the shriveling penis and old man balls and it is too much.
DeleteHe's also definitely the answer to the blind about the actor screwing around with someone a quarter his age.
ReplyDeleteI think he and CZJ must have an "agreement". God, I hope so. :/
ReplyDeleteBlind about 4th of July cheater was foreign born, so not MD...maybe tho other....but their separation is public and so, it really wouldn't be a blind...kinda known they are working as a team to raise kids and support each other,,
ReplyDeleteDunno. I still think he's a charmer....and talented.very...
I like her too
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me Mama pimp Kris has organised a dynastic tie-in with the Douglas clan.What a coup for her!!
ReplyDeleteCZJ is bosss bitch.
ReplyDeleteDivorce presumably after Kirk passes away,as he thinks CZJ is best think to happen MRs life.
ReplyDeleteI think CZJ is actually talented & works hard. I think the bloom went away from their marriage along time ago. He's a serial cheater it was only going to be a matter of time before he started again.
ReplyDelete@Jessica - agree with you, and she gets snark from tabloids in Uk for not falling into drugs/booze trap.She should get out and move on whilst still youngish.
ReplyDelete"Show me a beautiful woman & I will show you a man who is tired of sleeping with her"
ReplyDelete@Tina M- like you said!
ReplyDeleteBut I just saw it on Michael and Kelly.
AND HE ALSO SAID, that after the family vacay in one place, CZJ took midst to her folks on Whales for a few weeks he went off to Scottland to "golf".
I might add, he looks phenonminal right now. (He had looked ill, like he is / was). I liked his demeanor. I might enjoy his company but I dont think I WOULD. (Not that it matters cuz I'm only about 30 somen years younger, so he WOULD NOT.)
I forgot the foreign born part though but hey were Kirk and his wife on location when Michael was born - you know a tricky one like Kidman. Clearly he is out promoting this new movie with Diane Keaton which also gives him another excuse to be with the girlfriend or girlfriends.
ReplyDelete*Nah he was born in New Brunswick New Jersey according to Wiki. A Jersey boy.
The guy had cancer,a crazy wife,and a son in prison he deserves some happiness.
ReplyDeleteMichael kors was the show but can't figure based on knowing the models
ReplyDeleteOh quel suprise! Not!!!! Guess a leopard doesnt change its spots, and with CZJ fading in and out, he an get away with it.
ReplyDeleteSome major models walked in that show. I'm going to speculate wildly and say Carolyn Murphy.
ReplyDeleteErica,agreed with you if not for previous blind about shacking up with someone quarter of his age.She's 38.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you suppose would happen if Michael Douglas had a stroke like his old man? If he was unable to do anything by himself? I bet he would be singing a different tune about CZJ then. Now that would be karma.
ReplyDeleteMD is a complete pig for (among other things) his crass remark implying he got throat cancer from going down on CZJ. Can you even imagine if she had said she got throat cancer from giving him blow jobs? Actually I would love to hear someone say that about him.