Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Eva Mendes Got Pregnant While Having Ex Sex With Ryan Gosling

For a very long time it appeared that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had split. He was on movie sets hooking up with other women and Eva Mendes was spotted walking Ryan's dog less frequently. Then news breaks that Eva Mendes is pregnant which totally contradicted everything that anyone was saying about the couple to me or to any of the tabloids. Well, Radar says that Eva got pregnant while the couple was having some ex sex and that Ryan was "blindsided" by the news and the couple is still not a couple except that they are now having a baby together. Maybe the quiet from both of their camps is they are trying to decide what to do. Do they get married? Do they pose together in a show of solidarity? Is Ryan wondering whether the baby is his? You know Eva is not a quiet person or anti-pap so I'm guessing this stay quiet thing is coming from Ryan and she is just trying not to rock the boat. It could be a result of her supposedly having miscarriage back when she was using drugs and went to rehab and now doesn't want to say anything for fear of something happening. It will be interesting to see what the story is that is spun for public consumption when this all comes out and what the story will be in the future.


58 comments:

  1. Wrap the stump before you hump.

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    1. Cap that seeder before you breed her

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    2. Jesus Ray, Will you stop! I'm wasting coffee on spit takes! : D

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    3. Lotta, HAHAHA! I was ready for that one

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    4. No glove no love!

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    5. This is what happens when I get stoned at 10am

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    6. Bag the mole then do her hole

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    7. Doesn't matter, had sex

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  2. That's always a smart move to get married after you have called it quits. You know for the child's sake…happy and healthy. What could go wrong?

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  3. That is awesome Ray!

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  4. this could be the best Maury ever.

    who's your daddy!??!!

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  5. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Let's all hope it's not his

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  6. Wow, I had no idea eva had such a tumultuous back story! However it happened, a baby is on the way, be thankful for the gift and focus on baby, not yourselves. (I say be grateful because i have dear friend struggling with fertility issues for like 5 years. Very sad. Love her. ) # babies are good news!!!!!!!

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  7. Getting married because you're expecting a baby together is a great idea. /sarcasm

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  8. What happened to the Pilot post? It's gone! I was just going to post recall it before work!

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  9. Oh weird, it did disappear!

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  10. Oooh Johnny's people are quick!!! Quick as bunnies I tell ya!

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  11. He is just flat-out STUPID. Enjoy the next 18 years, idiot. Poor baby with these two for parents. And I guess the airport scanner story was true...

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  12. So lame...if she did an entrapment pregnancy then she really is a selfish, disgusting human being. People really need to think before bringing a kid in this world under that type of situation. I really hope this story is untrue. All these stories are based on heresy I guess ... but I really hope she isnt that selfish and stupid.

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  13. Dude that stupid deserves it. Blindsided that the mental ex shanked some pills to try and lock you down? LOL! Dude is lucky he didn't get Ariased by her.

    Ex Sex should be performed one of 2 ways, w/ a rubber or in the butt.

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  14. Accident for him (probably thought she couldn't) on purpose for her…
    No there will not be a wedding it's over…

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  15. I thought she was having sex with her ex she dated before Ryan.

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  16. BWAHAHA

    @ count using Arias as a verb...

    TouchƩ!

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  17. Being too stupid to know where babies come from...Stars! They're just like US!

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  18. We've all had a few female friends who continue to hook up with an ex, because they think he really loves them, they want to believe all those stupid romcoms & harlequin paperbacks & hallmark movies.

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  19. well played Ms. Mendes

    no seriously, babies don't fix relationships so if true I can't condone

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  20. I don't know about any of that, but I do know that their baby hit the gene pool JACKPOT!

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  21. Eva's about the same age as an old manager of mine who found out she was pregnant. The guy wasn't really her BF, she just told him, she was keeping it, this could be her only chance to have a baby at her age & he could be involved if he wanted to or not.

    Since no officical announcement has come out, betting there will be a DNA test done after the birth, if it's his, an official press release will come out, & a spread in People. If not, really no announcement, except a blurb on that Life Events page of US.

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  22. @Unknown There was a recent blind implying the baby daddy was Eva's long term ex and not Ryan's.

    The Enterns are only consistent when it comes to inconsistency :p

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  23. Wonder if this is true. Presume that at her age it's not so easy to get pregnant so fertility treatments involved. But some women are very fertile. The whole thing of a celebrity trying to cover up being pregnant is so weird.

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    1. Don't know how old she is, but after 10 yrs of trying we gave up and I went on the pill.

      POOF! Pregnant! Shit happens.

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  24. Trap. And she knows it, she knows it's wrong, and she's this selfish.

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  25. Trap? Really? That's a grown man, he knows what it takes to make a baby but he choose to roll the dice. If you don't won't none cover it up!

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  26. I've known woman older than her that have had Opps babies, it does happen. But, the older a woman is the less likely it is & the more likely the baby will been born with disabilities.

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  27. This reminds me of what happened to Tom Brady and Bridgette.

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    1. I thought the same thing!!

      I think its gonna turn out this way for sure. I just feel bad for the kid. Dont we have enough kids outside hollywood being born into some outright messes thata mama and daddy created. Its not like I thought was above stupid faux pas like that. I just thought eva was smarter than that. Im a bit disappointed.

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  28. Radar tho. People still seething. DO you Eva

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  29. 18-year cash annuity...

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  30. She's a millionaire, but being married to him would bost her career, like Jada, Katie, Jen, etc, who would be on cable TV without their significant others.

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  31. I will never ever understand what he saw in her. Not pretty at all, not interesting, not likable, it is a mystery! Not that he's all that great either but he is way out of her league.

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  32. Weren't there a lot of stories about her desperately holding on and him being sick to death of her?

    I wonder if she used fertility drugs to boost her chances.

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  33. Enty hates you Eva!

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    1. @ethorne, learn from my mistakes! Saying things like that will get you deleted! (Skeletor gifs, too.)

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    2. Haha @Seven, luckily for everyone, I don't gif around!

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  34. Tom Brady got caught in the same web pre-Giselle. Wrap that rascal.

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  35. Noah + Allie forever

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  36. and not sure the Bridget/Tom thing was the same as this......

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  37. The only thing I know about her is she screwed up Hitch. Her acting was just so wooden and one noted that I've hated her ever since.

    She probably thought, I like I did, that once you hit 40 babies are over for you. I thought this because my doctor, at the time, harped on my nil chances of getting pregnant past 40 and all the crap science I read. I too got accidentally pregnant at 40, so I can see where this could happen.

    I thought Mendes was also the scuzz who left a great guy for asshat Gosling, so it would serve her right if it's the ex's kid.

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  38. Count has it right. NEVER trust a woman once the breakup is in motion.

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  39. The poor child.

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