Friday, August 08, 2014

Blind Item #1

To get around a confidentiality agreement he signed regarding his relationship, this former B list movie and television comic actor/comedian has written a "novel" about his relationship with his former girlfriend who is probably still considered A list and definitely has A list name recognition. It is supposed to be really good.


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  1. Well, lets see. It isnt Casper, i dont think he has graduated to pencils from crayons yet. I await the esteemed conjecture of my fellow cdaners.

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    1. He has the most to gain out if any of these, but he must know that JLo will be all over him with lawyers and Santeria curses

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    2. @liddy - we let our little friends use those big, fat pencils. Don't worry - we'll get Casper up to ink pens in no time - why, I'm thinking 2-3 short years :-).

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  3. Jason Segel and Michelle Williams?

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  4. Vince Vaughn about Jennifer Aniston.

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  5. Russell brand and Katy perry

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    1. That makes sense since he has already written about their meeting.

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    2. Bookie wookies right??

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  6. Jerry Lewis and Gina Lollobridgita (sp?) says former comedian/actor. Suggests somebody old.

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  7. Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy?

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  8. Jamie Kennedy / Jennifer Love Hewitt

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    1. Exactly who I thought of. Hey does she still insist that people call her "Love" like she did back in the day? (smh)

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  9. I like VIP's guess

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    1. Everybody likes VIPs guesses! Theyre always right. Although, in this case, who out there gives one fuck about JK&JLH? Don't expect the bestseller list Jamie.
      #snore

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    2. There is a whole lot of craycray with jlh.

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  10. I like the Spade/Locklear guess.

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    1. Ctily- believe it or not, the scuttlebut on spade is he's a great guy, a great friend, generous and is good in bed!

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    2. I don't thing Spade needs the dough

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  11. Jenny doesn't have a filter, so I doubt she's savvy enough to have a NDA; Jamie is supposed to be a gigantic ass, so I could see this being him, but only if J-Love learnt her lesson after numerous crash-and-burn romances.

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  12. I like Brand /Perry guess @KMS. He's a good writer and I bet it would be very entertaining.

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  13. Tom green
    Drew barrymore

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    1. Aaahhhh man they got married didn't they? Well it sounded good...

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  14. It's called a roman à clef.

    And there's one out about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! (Wherein Katie has a bisexual romance and a friend of Tom's says he's not the Gay Yoda.)

    The Actress

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    1. The guy who heard all his Scientology confessions said he wasn't gay either! I think he just doesn't even want it except occasionally because he's too busy "Clearing the World" for L. Ron Tubbard. Priorities!!

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  15. @Seven
    Thanks for the link! Has Cruise sued the author yet?

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  16. @Yoj, YW! Is Tom a suer? The line about the author leaving out a "famously litigious church that might go after the author or publisher" made me laugh!

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  17. My first thought was Russel Brand, but the Tom Green/Drew Barrymore guess really fits. The BI just said "relationship", and their whirlwind courtship and marriage was so quick people thought it was a joke first. And wasn't Tom the one who filed for divorce? I'm thinking he has a lot of juicy material for a book. Plus, he hasn't been doing much of anything lately.

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    1. That's exactly why he's the first person who came to mind. He divorced her, which is why people were so shocked. And I can see him doing this, both for the money (cause he probably needs it) and as a big F You to his ex. Technically she is his former girlfriend, just also a former wife lol.

      [shout out to @LadyH who reminded me of their strange relationship]

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  18. @Seven
    "Is Tom a suer?" That's sarcasam, right?
    You can bet the Scientologists have already looked through her garbage and who knows what else.

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  19. @Sillygurl
    I admire that man for going after Miscavige, but he still identifies as a devout Scientologist, his belief system hasn't changed, so he no doubt believes that homosexuality can be cured.

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  20. @Tricia S' a guess if Spade / Locklear was first that came to my mind.

    Green / Barrymore is interesting. Seems like Green would need the money.not sure I'd consider Green B List tho.

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    1. @LadyH that was a fantastic way to start the day! Did you know Keanu is considered a past band member? He played bass with the band at a wedding and they've had so many lineup changes he just gets lumped in with the lot of em.

      "And I don't give a damn cause I am who I am, even if it's really really bad." <3

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  22. Jamie Kennedy and J Love were the first who came to mind.

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  23. Haha yup Riven! I've been listening to the Vandals this morning. Next Friday, I'll have to find you some sweet clips of Guttermouth and Mark's nerdy bowl cuts

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    1. Oh my God, I'm confused! I want to go punk, but there's way too many rules. (Yay Guttermouth!)

      I confess that I've been reliving high school by listening to New Found Glory for the last week. Their cover of Glory of Love is my lady jam.

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  24. Dane cook and Kate Hudson. . She hates him and bristles at anyone reminding her she dated him and didn't his former bil swindle all his money? ?

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  25. JLH isn't Alist. Jamie Kennedy is also still in love with her. I had a few drunken conversations with him. He's a sad dude.

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