This pro golfer knows how to cheat, but this might be the first time he has been cheated on. His celebrity girlfriend hooked up with the golfer on the great hot streak while he was dating his celebrity girlfriend. Dustin Johnson is not involved in this blind.
Rory McIlroy
ReplyDeleteLindsey Vonn with Rory McIlroy?
ReplyDeleteTiger and Lindsay. Serves him right!
ReplyDeleteCaroline Wozniacki a tennis player was who he cheated on
ReplyDeleteTiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn, Rory McIllroy.
ReplyDeleteA model named Ashley Gore is rumoured to be Dory's new g/f
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ReplyDeleteI walked past Rory McIlroy the other week. He waved. Not to me. But i like to pretend. He was with neither Lindsey or Caroline or Tiger.
ReplyDeleteIronically there are not a lot of pro golfers with celebrity girlfriends. If not dustin and gretzky then must be tiger/lindsey/rory/caroline combo. But who with who?
ReplyDeleteSo much for their "pole in one".
ReplyDeleteCan we get some pro bowling blinds? How about WNBA?
ReplyDelete"This R-List athlete wishes she could be dunking balls, but she has to settle for using a strap on with this Z-list celebutwunt."
I follow golf, and I heard a rumor that Rory's ex-girlfriend (Wozniaki I think) cheated on him and that's why they broke up...
ReplyDeletethis blind wants to sound like it's Rory (hot streak), but it doesn't make sense (as usual)
P.S. those pro bowlers are known to be serious partiers...why do you think they call it the gutter??
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@LT: I know pro wrestling groupies are called Ring Rats, are pro bowling groupies called Gutter Sluts?
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula: Gutter Sluts! I like it!!!
ReplyDelete@LT: It isn't original. I've used it to describe the porn whores on Brandon Iron's website LoadMyMouth.com. He takes on some seriously boner shriveling fare.
ReplyDeleteJerk et al- how fun! Learning new words to demean women!
Delete@Count Jerkula re: Brandon Iron's website: I'll take your word for that!
ReplyDelete@Liddy: You may find "slut" demeaning towards women, but I find it to be a noble public service those women with loose morals provide.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Vonn has bad taste in men.
ReplyDeleteI like 'alley cats'.
ReplyDeleteAs golf follower find it hard to believe it is Lindsey Vonn and Rory. Just not in same places at same time except tournaments.
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ReplyDeleteTeeheehee @ all these clever comments! Thanks y'all. I needed those LOLs!
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