December 23, 2013
This D list celebutante from an A list celebutante family has been making an a-hole of himself while on vacation and is having to pay three tomes the amount for his drugs as everyone else would. No one will buy them for him because he uses drugs that will find you in jail for a long time if caught buying. A long time. Especially in the quantities he buys daily. Definitely going to be in the 2014 death pool.
Barron Hilton
This D list celebutante from an A list celebutante family has been making an a-hole of himself while on vacation and is having to pay three tomes the amount for his drugs as everyone else would. No one will buy them for him because he uses drugs that will find you in jail for a long time if caught buying. A long time. Especially in the quantities he buys daily. Definitely going to be in the 2014 death pool.
Barron Hilton
@ZZ with the goods:)
ReplyDelete3 months and 17 more days Enty and you lose!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was celebuTARD.
ReplyDeleteThat's the sum total of fucks I give.
Oh yay, the reincarnation of rotten.com.
ReplyDeleteWhen did celebutante become a thing?
ReplyDeleteGod Sandybrook : you've made me go all old lady and say "gracious goodness me! 3 months until christmas!"
ReplyDeleteI dont know if you have WalMarts down under Bee but Christmas has arrived in their stores here.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have Walmart Sandybrook. I'm not certain if that's a good thing or not.
Delete:-/
@Bee- it's a good thing!
DeleteYeah, I've heard they pay staff lousy wages. And they're big.
DeleteWalmart blows. Pay their people shit, while the walmart sibs are like 5 of top ten richest people in america. You cant take it with you, people, spread it around!!
DeleteUgggg....basic economics, people!!!
Delete"Definitely" going to be in the 2014 death pool is quite a bold statement. This, along w the post earlier about N.Kidmans father, and how Its "not very often" people die from falls *eyeroll* makes me wonder just how intelligent this Enty fool is.
ReplyDeleteHell has frozen over, folks. @Rosie's comment is the third time this week that I've agreed with what she said.
ReplyDelete;) It happens.
Rick and Karhy raised some winners.
ReplyDeleteGood. One Hilton down, few more to go.
ReplyDeleteNext - All Lohan, Kardadhians
what drugs? meth?
ReplyDeleteDerek : from the ominous tone, I was wondering about smack. And Probably meth.
DeleteHis car wreck that they had to use the jaws of life to get him out was dubious. They covered up the details quickly. He is like twink rob of the Hilton's.
ReplyDeleteHeroin.
ReplyDeleteAccording to google, this until today unknown to me dude is 87. Damn, that's an age you can use all the drugs you want, you have lived enough.
ReplyDeleteThat's his granddaddy kermie. The man who owns the hotels.
ReplyDeleteParis won't just give him some from her supply chain?
ReplyDeleteOh no. That would be a real tragedy. What a shame.
ReplyDeleteHaha not really!
Yeah, this baron sounds like a grade A ass balloon.
ReplyDeleteI prefer celebuTURD because they deserve to be flushed through a crapper.
ReplyDelete@Sugarbread : Yup - his car went over an cliff on Highway 1 somewhere right?
ReplyDeleteThere was barely any news about it
I'm saying heroin
He's a fucking mess
He's also a big closet case, FWIW.
ReplyDeleteWow pretty sad that no one wants to do an intervention? Come on family!
ReplyDeleteThe Hiltons are apparently far too busy to care what their kids are up to.
ReplyDeleteRead "House of Hilton". The parents were gone every weekend, and the kids had to fend for themselves with credit cards, etc.
ReplyDeleteMy 2014 Celebs at risk of death
1) Khloe K
2) Rob K
3) Steven Beatty
4) MacCauley C
5) Charlie Sheen
6) Demi
7) Selena G
8) Gaga
9) An anorexic like Tori Spelling or Nicole Richie, of a Karen Carpenter heart attack, or another anorexic ailment.
10) Lohan
Why do these rich assholes even have kids? They basically abandon them at birth and then act all embarrassed when they have drug problems or have sex tapes leaked. It's called birthcontrol idiots. Use it! Better yet get your tubes tied or a vasectomy. That aught to be a law. You can be rich and or famous BUT if you choose that you CANT have kids. Think of all the useless offspring that would vanish overnight if we could do this retroactively.
ReplyDeleteHey that would be a great plot for a movie! The hero doesn't go back in time to kill Hitler, they go back to prevent The birth of Willow & Jaden, Rumer, Scout & Talulah...
@MinPinGirl
ReplyDeleteThe old Hollywood studios had the makings of the right idea. It was written into an actress's contract that she would be penalized were she to fall pregnant.
I agree with you, though. Show business attracts narcissistic, vain and insecure individuals, who inevitably make rotten parents. In some cases, such as the Smiths and the Carters, they clearly see their children as an ego-affirming legacy.
Wrong Hilton, unfortunately.
ReplyDelete"Why do these rich assholes even have kids?"
ReplyDeleteBecause they're tax write offs.