Saturday, September 20, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 18, 2014

I never thought I would see this B list get whatever she can actress with A+ list name recognition dancing on tables while drunk but she did this week. She took her two friends out and they had a room for twenty people to themselves. The whole dancing on tables thing loses its impact if there are only two of you and a waitress coming in to drop off another bottle.

Katie Holmes


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  1. repressed20s katie.. how very arrested development of her...

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    1. Spot on@sugarbread. Repressed. Exactly. Now making up for lost time at an age where it's sad.

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  2. Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose.
    Dance little sister dance.

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    1. I love you for this sandybrook.

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  3. I've never seen her with friends. She's always papped on set, with Suri or with her mom. I would like to think she is loosening up and beginning to enjoy life outside of her prison like marriage.

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  4. She probably has friends come visit from back home .

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  5. Narrowing down who squealed isn't hard if it was only the 2 friends and the waitress.

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  6. Good for Katie. Live it up, girl.

    Nice song reference, @Sandyboo. ;-)

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  7. i'm sure this has been revealed before - or is it just that Katie spends so much time these days table dancing?
    So she had a good time with her friends, good for her.

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  8. Katie drinks + parties + likes taking any offer (risqué photo shoot anyone) + can't act for shit = yawn = what else is new

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  9. Why does one need to dance on tables only in front of a crowd? Fun is fun

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  10. Minpingirl agrees with msgirl. FTW have some damn fun who gives a shit? We're always complaining about certain females that have to have a huge audience for everything they do. So who cares if Katie didn't?

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  11. I'm grooving on developmentally delayed Katie. If she was a little more secure in herself she would never have gone through Tommy Girl hell.

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    1. And the whole catholic virginal thing pre-Tommy. Marrying the man who adorned posters in your childhood bedroom

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  12. Dancing on tables.....better than jumping on couches. Just ask Tom's publicist.

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  13. @Seven well, the blind's from January and the pic's from a couple of days ago. So it's kind of hard to argue that Enty just made this one up on the spot while reading the DM. :^)

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    1. @Cee Kay, ah, but you have to take the original Daily Fail ho stroll pic into account. It's dated the same day as the BI.

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    2. @7: Thanks for that clicky.

      Note to self: get Katie table dancing level drunk, and steal her Valentino Camouflage Rockstud Trapeze Tote. Oh the things I would do for that purse...

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  14. She deserves to have a little fun.

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  15. Good for you Katie! Does not matter who's watching, your doing it for yourself.

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  16. Being married to a controlling man will do that to a girl, she's just got to go through it

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  17. This cries out "Look at me. I am so happy and carefree." Yet sounds kind of depressing. Probably a couple of paid studio friends.

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  18. I just hope she was wearing the slutty pumpkin costume while going commando underneath.

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  19. Dance like no one is watching.....

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  20. I nominate this for Robot Chicken

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  21. I prefer to think on the positive side. Just think of the well deserved fun all around if her two friends were males.

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  22. I'm concerned about her drinking, from many blinds about her. She could lose Suri to Cruise and the cult if she keeps it up.

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    1. Oh well. She's not 2, 12, or 22.
      She should know better and make better choices. No one put a gun to her head and said marry cruise or else / have a child or else / give up your life + identify or else.
      Katie was thinking about Katie when she married Cruise. Instant A+ celeb status with a ring. The child secured the income.
      She's a poor actress in order to survive on her own.

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  23. Ha, Rowdy! Great HIMYM reference.

    Dance, girl! Who the hell cares?! Good on her, I say.

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