January 19, 2014
This former almost A list mostly television actress is now a C list mostly straight to cable movie actress. She also has a lot of debts. So, she has started earning money the Lindsay Lohan way. Not as big of a face or name though so she can't charge as much and apparently doesn't enjoy it like Lindsay enjoys it. Probably because our actress doesn't self medicate any longer.
Mischa Barton
This former almost A list mostly television actress is now a C list mostly straight to cable movie actress. She also has a lot of debts. So, she has started earning money the Lindsay Lohan way. Not as big of a face or name though so she can't charge as much and apparently doesn't enjoy it like Lindsay enjoys it. Probably because our actress doesn't self medicate any longer.
Mischa Barton
These blinds are fucking depressing. Just get a normal person job and pay off your debts then fade into oblivion.
ReplyDelete+10000
Delete"Just get a normal person job and pay off your debts then fade into oblivion"
Well said. And with that 90% of hwood would empty.
At least what would be left would be:
1. Real talent
2. A little more ethically inclined
3. 100% take over by Vivid and the porn industry.
Ditch all their assets. Scrap all of them. Erase the template and start over.
I wouldn't hire her for a real job jucky.
ReplyDeleteI feel like if she's cleab she could at least fold clothes or stock inventory in the back of a department store.
DeleteAnother Daily Fail BI.
ReplyDeleteHow in the hell do these people get the word out? Is there some sort of flyer?
ReplyDeleteWay to go @Baroness Orczy!!
ReplyDeleteAlso: I don't think Lindsay does this for funsies, but to pay for las drogas! Stay off the medication Mischa!
@BR: Word of mouth, private brokers... Doubt she advertises online etc
Maybe she uses Craigs List or LA Express
ReplyDeleteAbout 24 years ago I met the daughter of the owner of LA Express. I didn't know what it was; she seemed nice at first. She was an acquaintance of an acquaintance. She turned into a full blown junky, very sad. Maybe the 8 th time I met her (in a month & a half) she spare changed (didn't recognize) me. The last time I saw her, she just looked so so lost. I hate that paper.
DeleteI think you nailed it LH, word of mouth sounds like how it would go.
ReplyDeleteAnd Adam?
Por favor?
Please :)
*taps foot*
Ask and ye shall receive @Bacon Ranch! Enjoy!
DeleteHow are you doin?! Probably much better since I dug up a gif of Adam and a cute wittle behbeh!!!
Cosign Jack Ducky
ReplyDeleteYikes Sandy, I would hope not Craigslist. Ever since that awful lifetime Craigslist movie I won't even buy a coffee maker from there,
ReplyDeleteCan't imagine scheduling an 'intimate' meeting.
What is this movie, @BaconRanch?
DeleteI've bought from CL before, mostly camera and computer equipment, but I would never, ever, EVER meet a person alone, not even in a coffeeshop. An intimidating male accompaniment is never a bad idea.
Meh she was never A.
ReplyDeleteI could go on backpage right now and find a dozen broads for 300roses who are younger, hotter, and more fun.
ReplyDeleteHumaniplex is the popular LA whore site.
They may have deleted their personals and casual hookups pages because of the Craig List murderer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she uses Ashley Madison or whatever that cheating site is called. There must be an easy way for her, maybe shes friends with PMK and she hooks her up when her daughters are busy.
It sucks that if you're famous then lose your ability to work in Hollywood that if you get a regular job you become a punchline.
ReplyDeleteRecently there was a story everywhere online with photos of some actor waiting tables, he'd had a good job or two then nothing, and was made fun of for being a man.
Blame it Blooper and Leo's fan freaks
DeleteIt's true Blooper. I had Karen Gorney from Saturday Night Fever wait on me in an art gallery in NYC. And I am a former actress albeit never famous. We have a short shelf life and then you need a real job. In software sales and fat because I can actually buy food now. It's not so bad actually.
Delete@meme. I agree - sell all yo shit that you don't HAVE to have. Go on that Posh Mark site and sell your designer duds for some $$ and DOWNSIZE your ass. Any and all of that would be better than selling your body just to pay for a house you don't need. Get a smaller house, drive a cheaper car. it ain't rocket science.
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived in NY I used Craigs List as one of my options to sell my apartment one of the few places I could use that could have a picture. So I probably had one or two contacts from there that I actually had in my presence.
ReplyDeletePoor thing. Hope this isnt true.
ReplyDeleteAhh 7. The Craigslist Killer
ReplyDeleteTypical terrible acting ala Lifetime but a really terrible true story.
http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/the-craigslist-killer
(zee clicky, not my friend)
Danke LH!!! Thank you :D and a happy Saturday your way!
ReplyDeleteSandy I am currently trying to help a friend sublet and insist that at least one other person is present when random internet answer wants to "check it out"
That dude robbing an even tually killing massage whores ruined CL Casual Encounters. Used to put an ad up and have 3-5 semi-pros/loose women reapond. Now yer lucky to get anything besides spam and crack whores.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I believe this---she doesn't seem the type. Plus she usually cranks out 3 (very bad) movies a year....
ReplyDeletejack ducky said...
ReplyDeleteThese blinds are fucking depressing. Just get a normal person job and pay off your debts then fade into oblivion.
No way a normal person job would pay as much as to pay off her debts. They are probably real money, not the amount of money that you can earn honestly.
She could have just gone to porn. I used to think she was really pretty.
ReplyDeleteGlad she is sober.
ReplyDeleteI can understand that Bacon being female. As it was I had lotsa people visiting me that I normally wouldn't let in including a Russian monster trying to buy for his daughter--now he was scary but she was very nice and apologetic to me about him.
ReplyDelete*mobster not monster* although who knows with them
ReplyDeleteWhat about the 18 (or was is 16?) year old girl that found a guy selling his PS4 on Craigslist, then shot and killed him for it?
ReplyDeleteHow can a woman that surely has earned millions "has a lot of debt"?
ReplyDeleteSad. Don't any of these women think getting a regular job would help pay the bills?
ReplyDeleteDucky. .you could come to Vegas for a few weeks and pay off your debts and buy a new c ar.. just an idea.. The busy season starts in October. Comdex and the like...
ReplyDelete@Cowbulls: How do NBA players who made over $100mill in there career go bankrupt? Spend like they are going to be making that money forever.
ReplyDeleteJust ask MC Hammer how easy it is to blow through money that could have lasted a lifetime. Craziness.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me sad for her, especially if she's staying sober. She was good on SVU, FWIW. *shrug*
ReplyDeleteI bought my last car from Craigslist. I bought it in the college town where I work, which is really pretty safe, and it was sold by a female grad student who was from Turkey. She'd finished her MBA and was moving to NYC, where she wouldn't need the car. It was in great shape with a good price, and I took my mother with me in the daytime. All was on the level. I need to sell that car now and I was just going to put it on Craigslist again. Maybe it's because I'm in the Midwest in a relatively safe area, but a lot of people here don't seem to be scared of it. I think if folks follow the old-school rules -- meet in public, meet in the daytime, tell a friend where you're going AND take a friend with you, etc. -- 99% of the time, things goes smoothly. Okay, we'll say 95%.