This former A list tweener not named Zac Efron was hanging out with his drug dealer friend who he had not been seen with in a few months. The last time they were together our tweener almost died.
Thanks Derek...My lil sis has been single for over a year after a 4 year long relationship. She really likes a guy but their sex life is not great. I guess he is really small. My sister likes him a lot and is going to still try to see where things go. FWIW, one of my favorite lovaaaaas was on the smaller side of the spectrum. But I have no idea how small she means by small and I'm cool with not knowing the specifics!
Back when I was single, I met this incredible guy. I couldn't believe he was still single. Tall and handsome. Attentive and funny. Really really perfect. I was waiting and waiting for "the night". When it finally came, I seriously oould not tell if it was in. I didn't believe pinky size existed. But, believe me, it does.
Later I figured out that he was taking steroids. Maybe that is part of the problem?
Didn't work out. He would have been a great best friend though.
My vote goes to the Jonas. Now is he the gay one? I get them all confused. Just like the students in How to Get Away With Murder. I still don't know who they are.
Hey theresa !! my SO used to live in CR for a while...are you in Quanacaste?? Have a wonderful honeymoon melady!!! Check in when possible and watch dem there iguanas (we have monstrous ones where I live too!) definitely more hammacondas than Brody's...:)
@LadyH. Sorry to hear about ur Sis. Thanks for sharing. :-)
A lady I worked with years ago had a best friend who's husband was smaller than small and he would also physically and verbally abuse her. He was a very little man in every way. I DID want to know "how little is little?" My friend held up her pinky finger and then covered most her finger leaving only the tip showing. AND she added, "I am not exaggerating!!" (And no, my friend didn't have unusually big hands.) the woman divorced him and re married him, then divorced him again after she found him cheating and he hit her. And this ugly little man didn't even contribute to their finances. He was a moooocher. And HE HAD A WIFE AND STILL GOT ANOTHER WOMAN TO BE HIS SIDE PIECE. ?? I can't imagine any man being that tongueAlented.
@Tricia - yes! We're in Playa Junquillal and it's pretty much us and the iguanas ;). Does your SO have any suggestions as to where we should visit? We've been to Playa Negra already and got some good surfing in.
Thanks thanks for the kitty GIF @Lady H!! LOL. I showed it to my husband and it really made him laugh. I can't imagine cozying up to an iguana that way but I know they are friendly. I've just never seen one that big IRL (cue the dick jokes!!!)
@theresa....yes, he's a surfer too(at times)... So I would say because you are south ....check out Jaco for city vibe...or if you want to drive so where go to Tamarindo(about 2.5/3 hour scenic drive) and there you have more sun surf, restaurants and such...kinda...like an urban beach town...
San Jose the capital, is not too too far, but I am sure that's where you are flying in/out of.....my vote is Tamarindo for so e beach yoga..../spas/ Eco toyrs(though in your sector they should be active as well)....
Hope that helps....it's known for it's serenity...so enjoy it and suck it up(it's a blue zone country=healthiest place you can live or be:))
Congrats on the marriage Teresa. I have always wanted to do CR. The OPster and I did Nicaragua for our h'moon and spent 2 weeks on Little Corn. It was just wonderful and we went around the same time as you did to Central America. The wet must be staring around about now. Have fun and celebrate your love.
Jonas
ReplyDeleteWhich one lol
DeleteObviously Joe due to the drug history. Plus he has some event he's headlining with Brody, Kim and Steve Aoki so he's back in the news today
DeleteJoe jonas
ReplyDeletebiebs
ReplyDeleteBiebs
ReplyDeleteAnd Lil Za
Deletebiebs and little twist
ReplyDeleteCarter
ReplyDeleteBiebs in the DM today, so I doubt it's him
ReplyDeleteThanks for preventing another CDaN riot with this distinction Enty!
I'll buy biebs....
ReplyDelete@Tricia---save you money hes not worth it ; )
ReplyDeleteI hear he has a small ding dong.
@Derek. You mean he has a "Brody"?
DeleteI know....one can tell....can't one??those pants....lay ever so...flatly over in the fleshy place his _ _ _ _ is supposed to be!!
DeleteHa ha ha SYF!!!
DeleteSupporting your douchbag Dad is hard y'all!!!
ReplyDeleteOh duh
ReplyDeleteBiebs! I read it as the celebrity has not been seen out. He just hasn't been seen WITH the dealer.
Derek FTW
Lol Cobe
DeleteDerek / Cobe FTW. (-:
My bad - Mad props to @CoBe
DeleteThat GIF was well worth checking back in!!!
DeleteCubsfan is busy today anyway. There's a rumor out there they are going to hire the best manager in baseball to manage for them.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe that about Brody---just not possible....sigh...
ReplyDeleteI don't want to either.
Deletesteroids
DeleteLadyH---I read that story about your sister and her um guy friend---thats sad!
ReplyDeleteOh, that the Bieby would put us all out of his misery...
ReplyDeleteIs that bad? OK, I'm ( not really) sorry.
entern is jealous and she probably hit on him and got rejected...
ReplyDeleteLol @ Bellaluna.
ReplyDelete@Lady H sister story?? When posted?
I think Enty put the "not named Zac Efron" in there just to throw us off. This is totally Zac Efron.
ReplyDeleteThanks Derek...My lil sis has been single for over a year after a 4 year long relationship. She really likes a guy but their sex life is not great. I guess he is really small. My sister likes him a lot and is going to still try to see where things go. FWIW, one of my favorite lovaaaaas was on the smaller side of the spectrum. But I have no idea how small she means by small and I'm cool with not knowing the specifics!
ReplyDeleteBack when I was single, I met this incredible guy. I couldn't believe he was still single. Tall and handsome. Attentive and funny. Really really perfect. I was waiting and waiting for "the night". When it finally came, I seriously oould not tell if it was in. I didn't believe pinky size existed. But, believe me, it does.
DeleteLater I figured out that he was taking steroids. Maybe that is part of the problem?
Didn't work out. He would have been a great best friend though.
I was first! 2nd place is 1st loser Cobe...*jokes*
ReplyDeleteAnyways straight guys with that type of problem need to be good with their tongue! Then it will all work out...
Haha!
DeleteFirst loser seems to be my lot in life. Oh well, its fun here . . .
That's right Derek. The Opster jokes that he has a 3" dick and a 12" tongue! He's talented for sure. TMI I know.
ReplyDeleteThe immortal words of VIP:
ReplyDeleteIf you're not first youre lost
LAST.
Delete-Ricky Bobby's papa
Immortal Words
DeleteI wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You're welcome! :D
What about Shia
ReplyDeleteoooooh nice alt guess @Zelda! How ya doin grrrl?
DeleteI just hope it's not Culkin
Hey Lady H I'm doing good, happy it's the weekend!
DeleteI hope it's not Mac too!
I'll bet a Canadian loonie it's the Biebs
ReplyDeleteMy vote goes to the Jonas. Now is he the gay one? I get them all confused. Just like the students in How to Get Away With Murder. I still don't know who they are.
ReplyDeleteLol I get the students confused too! But damn, good show
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ReplyDeleteHola from Costa Rica! Just ran into the biggest iguana I've ever seen up close. Definitely bigger than Brody LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling the Culkin guess, just to be different
Cheers @Teresa! Have a great time!!!
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DeleteHey theresa !! my SO used to live in CR for a while...are you in Quanacaste?? Have a wonderful honeymoon melady!!! Check in when possible and watch dem there iguanas (we have monstrous ones where I live too!) definitely more hammacondas than Brody's...:)
ReplyDelete@LadyH. Sorry to hear about ur Sis.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing. :-)
A lady I worked with years ago had a best friend who's husband was smaller than small and he would also physically and verbally abuse her. He was a very little man in every way. I DID want to know "how little is little?" My friend held up her pinky finger and then covered most her finger leaving only the tip showing. AND she added, "I am not exaggerating!!" (And no, my friend didn't have unusually big hands.) the woman divorced him and re married him, then divorced him again after she found him cheating and he hit her. And this ugly little man didn't even contribute to their finances. He was a moooocher. And HE HAD A WIFE AND STILL GOT ANOTHER WOMAN TO BE HIS SIDE PIECE. ??
I can't imagine any man being that tongueAlented.
@Tricia - yes! We're in Playa Junquillal and it's pretty much us and the iguanas ;). Does your SO have any suggestions as to where we should visit? We've been to Playa Negra already and got some good surfing in.
ReplyDeleteThanks thanks for the kitty GIF @Lady H!! LOL. I showed it to my husband and it really made him laugh. I can't imagine cozying up to an iguana that way but I know they are friendly. I've just never seen one that big IRL (cue the dick jokes!!!)
Here is a joke discussing "Dick" as requested
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@theresa....yes, he's a surfer too(at times)... So I would say because you are south ....check out Jaco for city vibe...or if you want to drive so where go to Tamarindo(about 2.5/3 hour scenic drive) and there you have more sun surf, restaurants and such...kinda...like an urban beach town...
ReplyDeleteSan Jose the capital, is not too too far, but I am sure that's where you are flying in/out of.....my vote is Tamarindo for so e beach yoga..../spas/ Eco toyrs(though in your sector they should be active as well)....
ReplyDeleteHope that helps....it's known for it's serenity...so enjoy it and suck it up(it's a blue zone country=healthiest place you can live or be:))
Congrats on the marriage Teresa. I have always wanted to do CR. The OPster and I did Nicaragua for our h'moon and spent 2 weeks on Little Corn. It was just wonderful and we went around the same time as you did to Central America. The wet must be staring around about now. Have fun and celebrate your love.
ReplyDeleteEdward Furlong.
ReplyDeletesteroids have nothing to do with size...steroids may or may not cause a problem getting it up...
ReplyDeleteback to the blind: as much as I hate to say it, Biebs is at least A+, so I don't think it's him...how about Wally Mathers (the beaver)?