Friday, October 31, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 29, 2014

This B+ list national female talk show host says she has a significant other. Maybe she does but that male stripper/body builder guy who was giving her a lap dance at a ladies night club the other night might disagree. She had her tongue running up and down his body and lost her glasses on the floor when she did something else with her mouth.

Jenny McCarthy


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    1. Oh shit its my favorite part!

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    2. Hey Beetlejuice & Regan. Happy Halloween. Watched both Beetlejuice & The Exorcist tonight. Big fan.

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    3. Big fan here as well!

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  2. Q. What do you call a little monsters parents A. mummy and deady

    Hahahahhaha!!!

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  3. Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A. sour-puss!

    Hahahahahahahah!!!

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  4. Q. How do you scare a mummy A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

    Hahahahahahahah!!!

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  5. Let Jesus fuck you! Let him fuck you!!!

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  6. Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? A. blood-thirsty hacker baby

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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  7. why did I just get a craving for tossed salad?

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  8. Snoring boring. Who currs about Jenny McCarthy. Old news.

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  9. LOL, a mummy and deady!

    Jenny McCarthy's glasses are about as real as her medical degree in autism research. She wouldn't wear them to a club, there aren't any issues of Journal of Pseudoscientific Medicine That Kills Kids lying around.

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  10. Why does John Travolta dislike Halloween?

    Because he can't get excited about Ghouls.

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    1. She pissed in the floor & killed a priest. And wore hideous nightgowns. Grew up to show her tits. Very disappointing .

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  12. wait until youre 18 Regan

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  13. Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do

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  14. What's wrong with having a SO and running your mouth on somebody else's body part? Or sexy skype? Or trading sexy pics? That's so boring....

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  15. Is this why the inside of her mouth is black?

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  16. Ewwww. Sex with strangers, or of course licking strangers, holds zero appeal for me.

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  17. Lol why did I guess that @auntliddy?

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    1. Dex-Dont know! Its a-ok with your loved ones for sho!

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  18. There's something on blind gossip about a guys whole family hating his wife, because they think she's trashy. I think it's her.

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