#1 - This A+ list singer heard that this other A+list singer never dressed herself, but let her assistant to do it. So, our first A+lister has gone one better and now has her assistant also undress her. It made a private jet pilot pretty happy when he wandered through the cabin and saw it happening as our singer got ready to land.
#2 - This A+ list mostly movie actor is headed to Broadway in the next month. He heard about the role when he was having sex with the NYU sophomore who works for the producer of the play. Yeah, she might have been a plant because the producer has sex with her too.
#3 - This A+ list mostly movie actress rented a house while filming her new movie after she hooked up with this female wardrobe assistant and wanted more privacy than a hotel could offer.
#2 - This A+ list mostly movie actor is headed to Broadway in the next month. He heard about the role when he was having sex with the NYU sophomore who works for the producer of the play. Yeah, she might have been a plant because the producer has sex with her too.
#3 - This A+ list mostly movie actress rented a house while filming her new movie after she hooked up with this female wardrobe assistant and wanted more privacy than a hotel could offer.
Perry/swift
ReplyDelete2)Cooper
Delete3)Jolie
Delete2. leo
ReplyDelete3. bullocks
3) Taylor/Katy?
ReplyDelete1 Swifty and Katy
ReplyDelete2 Matt M
Delete3 Charlize Theron filming The Last Face in Africa.
But I think Sandra B sounds better for #3. She's currently filming Our Brand Is Crisis in New Orleans.
DeleteI think she already owns a home there.
Delete1 riri and Swifty
ReplyDelete1 - Bey
ReplyDeleteand Rihanna
DeleteI like this guess, fsp. If only for the visuals it provides.
Delete+1 on bey and ri guess. That is who I thouggt of immediately when reading this.
DeleteAgree with Rhi for #1
Delete#2 I'll say Franco or Cooper -- they both like really young who haven't mastered reading as of yet
Cooper doing the Elephant Man on bway..tix on sale now
ReplyDelete3 Lawrence
ReplyDelete1 Perry/Swifty
2 who cares?
Love the A+ blinds
2 BCoop actor Scott Ellis director
ReplyDelete1. Swifty and Perry
ReplyDelete2. Between 2 ferns..
3. Kscrew strikes again.
1. Riri and nikki minaj..
Delete1) Grande and Carey
ReplyDelete2) Coop
3) Bullock
1. This is not Katy. She's way too down to earth.
ReplyDelete3. Jolie
2. is definety cooper doing the elephant mn
ReplyDelete2) Michael Cera, Ewan M, could fit too
ReplyDeleteSandy B owns a home in New Orleans...she doesn't have to rent
ReplyDelete@justguessing
ReplyDeleteGreat guesses
Yes that sophomore is getting best of both worlds
ReplyDeleteyea tricia but he did the role up in Williamstown,MASS. awhile back & they've been working on getting it to Broadway for years w/hisv schedule
ReplyDeleteHUGH JACKMAN IS IN A NEW PLAY NEXT MONTH & SO IS JAKE GYLLENHAAL
1. Joan Jett and Lita Ford 1980's throwback BI
ReplyDelete2. John Lithgow because why not
3. Dame HBIC Helen Mirren
@Rolo...tux on sale since last month for NYC production of TEM
ReplyDelete#2 is Bradley Cooper, though he's been here before in the Nicole Kidman "nude" play
ReplyDeleteWas titles the Blue Room@kid
DeleteMariah Carey as the one who never dresses herself. She has people who do everything for her. At this point the only thing she does for herself is wipe her own butt (I hope)
ReplyDelete1-Beyonce & Gaga
ReplyDelete3-Jolie
and jimmy cracked corn re: Bullock owning a house in New Orleans
ReplyDeleteThis must be hoochie coochie with a coed day..ha
ReplyDelete2 - Coop will be i The Elephant Man on Broadway
ReplyDelete! - Swift
1. Why is she getting UNDRESSED as she's preparing to land and why is the pilot wandering around at that time? This is stupid. I'm calling bullshit. Sounds like a 14 year old boy wrote it. Oooh, naked singer on a plane!
ReplyDelete2. The "plant" of which man? The author of the play? Lemme guess - film student?
3. Or maybe she just wanted a house. Because it would be SO weird to have a wardrobe assistant anywhere *near* your hotel, where she's probably also staying/ s It's like a giant blinking SAME SEX arrow.
The Octomom thing pushed me over the edge today.
@Tricia, I Know-we have tix-I also saw him do the role in MASS,years ago-trust me Its STILL B.S> though-Bradley played the elephant man @ summertheatre in Williamstown & HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO get it to Broadway eversince w/the right people-NO student had to tell him about this role -he owned this role up in williamstown
ReplyDeleteI hear you...I chalk that up to poetic lisense(or enties version lol)
DeleteBradley Cooper played Elephant Man in Boston so he couldn't of heard about a role he already played.
ReplyDelete1. Mimi and Arianna Pumpkin spice latte
ReplyDelete3. Kscrewed still.
Thank You @Timebob
ReplyDeletein short, #2 is a bullsh*t BI
ReplyDeleteSeems it's highly ....elaborated on...yep.
ReplyDeleteBy dressing someone are we talking about laying out their clothes for them? (What I do for my 6 year old.) OR actually putting the clothes on the person? (What I do for my 3 year old.)
ReplyDeleteEither way, sounds ridiculous to me.
LOL @Kno, that was the first thing I thought! Who's landing the plane? Why is she getting undressed for landing? Is the pilot a 12 year old boy giggling and saying boobies?
ReplyDelete#2 isn't Coop, he'd have to call his mom first. Long distance. And then after. And then get some makeup for the beating he gave her in the bedroom. And then call his boyfriend for some extra action. Oh, BCoop, you scamp, E's got your number!
#3 is not Jolie. They are renting a large villa in Malta. You don't stay in a hotel when you have six kids and a big entourage.
ReplyDelete#1..seriously? Learn to dress yourself. You're big girls.
ReplyDelete#2...Brad Cooper - Elephant Man
#3...love the Theron guess. I had always heard she liked the girlies. Also...it could be Bullock.
Seems to be pointing at Sandra but she owns a very stately house in new orleans, so it being her doesnt make much sense.
ReplyDelete1/ Ariana grande and Mariah Carey. Grande has major issues with being seen as more important than Mariah
ReplyDelete#3 is definitely Bullock. She's in the pictures and filming her new movie.
ReplyDeleteCooper. In elephant man. I have tickets in January!!! Supposedly he goes full frontal. Hmmm
ReplyDelete#1 is Grande/Carey
ReplyDeleteHey, was the pilot a male or a female? That would be a big clue.
ReplyDeleteRiri has posted pictures before of her assistants dressing her up
ReplyDeleteThere was a blind item a few months ago about an A+ singer who changes her clothes in front of her bodyguards and SUV drivers. Taylor Swift was a popular guess. Taylor keeps her clothes on in public, but maybe she can't keep them on in private.
ReplyDelete1) is Carey, the notorious diva and Grandheyyyyyyy as she is desperate to be her.
ReplyDelete2) No idea
3) I don't think that it is Bullock as she has had a house in New Orleans since 2010 as that is where her son is from no? Kirsten Stewart, but this wouldn't be much of a BI as I think it is pretty much assumed that she is bi-sexual. I could see this as Theron as she hooked up with K-Stew(note: Back Rub interview for Snow White and the Huntsman). She has to be more subtle because of her public status with Penn. I am sure Penn doesn't mind. She was in Shreveport filming Dark Places?
I love all of the obvious plants from Cooper's PR firm: "Yes, Bradley is a serious heterosexual DOG, y'all! He loooooves the ladies, especially the young ones! Ahhhwhoooo!"
ReplyDeleteAnd so on.