Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Today's Blind Items- Quick And Dirty

#1 - This A+ list singer heard that this other A+list singer never dressed herself, but let her assistant to do it. So, our first A+lister has gone one better and now has her assistant also undress her. It made a private jet pilot pretty happy when he wandered through the cabin and saw it happening as our singer got ready to land.

#2 - This A+ list mostly movie actor is headed to Broadway in the next month. He heard about the role when he was having sex with the NYU sophomore who works for the producer of the play. Yeah, she might have been a plant because the producer has sex with her too.

#3 - This A+ list mostly movie actress rented a house while filming her new movie after she hooked up with this female wardrobe assistant and wanted more privacy than a hotel could offer.

59 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Perry/swift

ladybaus said...

2. leo
3. bullocks

Lady Heisenberg said...

3) Taylor/Katy?

Tricia13 said...

2)Cooper

trainrides said...

1 Swifty and Katy

sandybrook said...

1 riri and Swifty

Tricia13 said...

3)Jolie

FSP said...

1 - Bey

Tricia13 said...

Cooper doing the Elephant Man on bway..tix on sale now

Brian said...

3 Lawrence

1 Perry/Swifty

2 who cares?

Love the A+ blinds

sandybrook said...

2 BCoop actor Scott Ellis director

SugarTitz said...

1. Swifty and Perry
2. Between 2 ferns..
3. Kscrew strikes again.

trainrides said...

2 Matt M

3 Charlize Theron filming The Last Face in Africa.

justguessing said...

1) Grande and Carey
2) Coop
3) Bullock

Kelly said...

1. This is not Katy. She's way too down to earth.
3. Jolie

SugarTitz said...

1. Riri and nikki minaj..

FSP said...

and Rihanna

ladybaus said...

2. is definety cooper doing the elephant mn

trainrides said...

But I think Sandra B sounds better for #3. She's currently filming Our Brand Is Crisis in New Orleans.

Lady Heisenberg said...

2) Michael Cera, Ewan M, could fit too

Tricia13 said...

Sandy B owns a home in New Orleans...she doesn't have to rent

FrenchGirl said...

@justguessing
Great guesses

The Real Dragon said...

Yes that sophomore is getting best of both worlds

rolotomassi said...

yea tricia but he did the role up in Williamstown,MASS. awhile back & they've been working on getting it to Broadway for years w/hisv schedule

HUGH JACKMAN IS IN A NEW PLAY NEXT MONTH & SO IS JAKE GYLLENHAAL

Unknown said...

I like this guess, fsp. If only for the visuals it provides.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

1. Joan Jett and Lita Ford 1980's throwback BI
2. John Lithgow because why not
3. Dame HBIC Helen Mirren

Tricia13 said...

@Rolo...tux on sale since last month for NYC production of TEM

KidJones said...

#2 is Bradley Cooper, though he's been here before in the Nicole Kidman "nude" play

Cheryl said...

Mariah Carey as the one who never dresses herself. She has people who do everything for her. At this point the only thing she does for herself is wipe her own butt (I hope)

Shelly Shell said...

1-Beyonce & Gaga

3-Jolie

ladybaus said...

and jimmy cracked corn re: Bullock owning a house in New Orleans

Tricia13 said...

Was titles the Blue Room@kid

kelliknows said...

This must be hoochie coochie with a coed day..ha

MISCH said...

2 - Coop will be i The Elephant Man on Broadway

! - Swift

Kno Won said...

1. Why is she getting UNDRESSED as she's preparing to land and why is the pilot wandering around at that time? This is stupid. I'm calling bullshit. Sounds like a 14 year old boy wrote it. Oooh, naked singer on a plane!
2. The "plant" of which man? The author of the play? Lemme guess - film student?
3. Or maybe she just wanted a house. Because it would be SO weird to have a wardrobe assistant anywhere *near* your hotel, where she's probably also staying/ s It's like a giant blinking SAME SEX arrow.
The Octomom thing pushed me over the edge today.

rolotomassi said...

@Tricia, I Know-we have tix-I also saw him do the role in MASS,years ago-trust me Its STILL B.S> though-Bradley played the elephant man @ summertheatre in Williamstown & HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO get it to Broadway eversince w/the right people-NO student had to tell him about this role -he owned this role up in williamstown

timebob said...

Bradley Cooper played Elephant Man in Boston so he couldn't of heard about a role he already played.

SugarTitz said...

1. Mimi and Arianna Pumpkin spice latte
3. Kscrewed still.

Tricia13 said...

I hear you...I chalk that up to poetic lisense(or enties version lol)

rolotomassi said...

Thank You @Timebob

rolotomassi said...

in short, #2 is a bullsh*t BI

Tricia13 said...

Seems it's highly ....elaborated on...yep.

Jordan T said...

By dressing someone are we talking about laying out their clothes for them? (What I do for my 6 year old.) OR actually putting the clothes on the person? (What I do for my 3 year old.)

Either way, sounds ridiculous to me.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @Kno, that was the first thing I thought! Who's landing the plane? Why is she getting undressed for landing? Is the pilot a 12 year old boy giggling and saying boobies?

#2 isn't Coop, he'd have to call his mom first. Long distance. And then after. And then get some makeup for the beating he gave her in the bedroom. And then call his boyfriend for some extra action. Oh, BCoop, you scamp, E's got your number!

Essie said...

#3 is not Jolie. They are renting a large villa in Malta. You don't stay in a hotel when you have six kids and a big entourage.

Angela said...

I think she already owns a home there.

crila16 said...

#1..seriously? Learn to dress yourself. You're big girls.

#2...Brad Cooper - Elephant Man

#3...love the Theron guess. I had always heard she liked the girlies. Also...it could be Bullock.

Alvin said...

Seems to be pointing at Sandra but she owns a very stately house in new orleans, so it being her doesnt make much sense.

Seachica said...

1/ Ariana grande and Mariah Carey. Grande has major issues with being seen as more important than Mariah

crila16 said...

#3 is definitely Bullock. She's in the pictures and filming her new movie.

Eros said...

+1 on bey and ri guess. That is who I thouggt of immediately when reading this.

bored soccer mom said...

Cooper. In elephant man. I have tickets in January!!! Supposedly he goes full frontal. Hmmm

DixieTheNoble82 said...

#1 is Grande/Carey

Unknown said...

Agree with Rhi for #1

#2 I'll say Franco or Cooper -- they both like really young who haven't mastered reading as of yet

Sunshine said...

Hey, was the pilot a male or a female? That would be a big clue.

trixa25 said...

Riri has posted pictures before of her assistants dressing her up

WW said...

There was a blind item a few months ago about an A+ singer who changes her clothes in front of her bodyguards and SUV drivers. Taylor Swift was a popular guess. Taylor keeps her clothes on in public, but maybe she can't keep them on in private.

Karleep said...

1) is Carey, the notorious diva and Grandheyyyyyyy as she is desperate to be her.
2) No idea
3) I don't think that it is Bullock as she has had a house in New Orleans since 2010 as that is where her son is from no? Kirsten Stewart, but this wouldn't be much of a BI as I think it is pretty much assumed that she is bi-sexual. I could see this as Theron as she hooked up with K-Stew(note: Back Rub interview for Snow White and the Huntsman). She has to be more subtle because of her public status with Penn. I am sure Penn doesn't mind. She was in Shreveport filming Dark Places?

Sandy said...

I love all of the obvious plants from Cooper's PR firm: "Yes, Bradley is a serious heterosexual DOG, y'all! He loooooves the ladies, especially the young ones! Ahhhwhoooo!"

And so on.

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