This permanent A list aging rock star from this permanent A list band has been in and out of rehab a lot in his life. Apparently he doesn't even bother having sex any longer with groupies. He carries a bottle of lotion and and only enjoys being serviced by hand. Do his dogs watch?
steven tyler
ReplyDeletebret michaels was the reveal for guy that lets his dogs watch him have sex
ReplyDeleteBUT if Poison and him are permanent A--IDK what to say
Iggy Pop
ReplyDeleteApocalypse might be close!
ReplyDeleteEww. He's scary enough shirtless.
ReplyDeleteThis should be a kindness blind. I bet those groupies are extremely grateful they only have to service him by hand.
ReplyDelete"Heeey Man, where'd you get that loooooo- tion?"
ReplyDeleteMarking the first time in recorded history that two dogs picked up a phone and called the NSPCA on the their owner.
ReplyDeleteThis will be revealed once one of the groupies files a lawsuit against the old rocker for carpi-tunnel.
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How about Eddie VanHalen
ReplyDeleteUp until a couple of years ago he was still kinda cut, but the other day :( still he's close to 70 I think.
ReplyDeleteHe was a Real Wild Child so I think it came from his organics :D
ReplyDeletehttp://ultimateclassicrock.com/david-lee-roth-shows-off-his-herding-dogs-in-new-video/
ReplyDeleteDavid Lee Roth/Van Halen- he herds dogs and rescues them etc. Huge group ie magnet(beyond me as well).
*@ lady law I almost said Eddie as well, but he's still married to 2nd wife..not that Enty would necessarily say that lol.
Gene Simmons
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ReplyDeleteROFL too funny
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ReplyDeleteHe's dating some chick who is 10 years younger than his oldest daughter. You know the datee isn't there for the d...just saying
When a man has done as many drugs as this guy (probably Tyler), he probably can't get hard enough for sex. Using his hand is probably the only way he can get off.
ReplyDeleteIsn't saying "by hand" being rather generous when it's more likely just a thumb and finger (or tweezers) for these guys?
ReplyDeleteNot David Lee Roth. Unless the groupies are male.
ReplyDeleteThere's no bigger fool than an old fool.
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