Saturday, March 12, 2016

Blind Item #4

This permanent A list aging rock star from this permanent A list band has been in and out of rehab a lot in his life. Apparently he doesn't even bother having sex any longer with groupies. He carries a bottle of lotion and and only enjoys being serviced by hand. Do his dogs watch?

21 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

steven tyler

Derek Harvey said...

bret michaels was the reveal for guy that lets his dogs watch him have sex

BUT if Poison and him are permanent A--IDK what to say

sandybrook said...

Iggy Pop

sandybrook said...

Apocalypse might be close!

Kno Won Uno said...

Eww. He's scary enough shirtless.

Meg said...

This should be a kindness blind. I bet those groupies are extremely grateful they only have to service him by hand.

Unemployable said...

"Heeey Man, where'd you get that loooooo- tion?"

Unemployable said...

Marking the first time in recorded history that two dogs picked up a phone and called the NSPCA on the their owner.

david said...

This will be revealed once one of the groupies files a lawsuit against the old rocker for carpi-tunnel.
:-)

Ladylaw said...

How about Eddie VanHalen

sandybrook said...

Up until a couple of years ago he was still kinda cut, but the other day :( still he's close to 70 I think.

sandybrook said...

He was a Real Wild Child so I think it came from his organics :D

Tricia13 said...

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/david-lee-roth-shows-off-his-herding-dogs-in-new-video/
David Lee Roth/Van Halen- he herds dogs and rescues them etc. Huge group ie magnet(beyond me as well).
*@ lady law I almost said Eddie as well, but he's still married to 2nd wife..not that Enty would necessarily say that lol.

jack said...

Gene Simmons

NoseyNeighbor said...

+100000000000

Cinabun said...

ROFL too funny

Cinabun said...

+1
He's dating some chick who is 10 years younger than his oldest daughter. You know the datee isn't there for the d...just saying

Debbie Do (@debbiedonothing) said...

When a man has done as many drugs as this guy (probably Tyler), he probably can't get hard enough for sex. Using his hand is probably the only way he can get off.

robynsing said...

Isn't saying "by hand" being rather generous when it's more likely just a thumb and finger (or tweezers) for these guys?

Sean said...

Not David Lee Roth. Unless the groupies are male.

ryan said...

There's no bigger fool than an old fool.

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