This former A+ list comic actor turned A list parody of himself made his new girlfriend have sex with him on speaker phone to break the news to another woman he dated a month that their relationship was over.
Is Carrey not allowed to ever have a girlfriend because a head case offed herself? Are you blaming him for it? You have to be in a very bad state to kill yourself. A relationship gone sour is not reason enough to do it.
I think I'm missing how this works. Is he having speaker-phone sex with the new girlfriend while the ex is in the room with him? Or is he calling the ex via speakerphone while he's having sex with the new girlfriend? Regardless, it seems way more complicated than is necessary. I'm more of a "it's not you, it's me" type of person.
I didn't see the article , I guessed JC because he was the top of his game as a comic actor and then kind of became a parody- in a way-doing odd talk show appearances, the weird faces that are his trademark, the beard, reclusive thing- while his career waned. I think Enty suggested he dated the sister of Catriona, so that thought that was the girl- but not certain it's him( at all) or if Enty wants to imply it- probably ain't even true:(
I totally agree with you, Derek. Jim Carey needs a bona fide hit to bring him back to his A++ status. I wish I could write plays 'cause I would cast him in it and he would blow everyone out of Times Square with his talent! I am a dreamer, after all.
It's up to the person answering the phone call to decide to put it on speaker. So yeah.. utter bullshit. Why do i demean myself by reading this crap. When there are gross made up blinds like this it makes me question whether coming here is the harmless fun i thought it was.,
Jim carrey
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ReplyDeleteparody of himself --made fun of crackheads--now smokes crack
ReplyDeletedid not realize her is married!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Carrot Top
ReplyDeleteor maybe Martin Lawrence
ReplyDeleteMartin Lawrence?
ReplyDelete+1 Pig.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3490790/Jim-Carrey-spotted-making-mystery-woman-laugh-climb-Porsche-seven-months-devastating-suicide-Irish-ex-girlfriend.html
Katt?
ReplyDeleteOhhhh like this guess even more! Totally forgot about his nutty @$$ lately
ReplyDeleteJim Carey is not considered a parody of himself. His career is very respected and he continues to do quality work.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Katt Wiliams but like my glaringly incorrect Carrot Top guess---he is more of a comic than Comic actor
George Lopez
ReplyDeleteCarrot Top should be called Carrot Bottom. Gay
ReplyDeleteIs Carrey not allowed to ever have a girlfriend because a head case offed herself? Are you blaming him for it? You have to be in a very bad state to kill yourself. A relationship gone sour is not reason enough to do it.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm missing how this works. Is he having speaker-phone sex with the new girlfriend while the ex is in the room with him? Or is he calling the ex via speakerphone while he's having sex with the new girlfriend? Regardless, it seems way more complicated than is necessary. I'm more of a "it's not you, it's me" type of person.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the article , I guessed JC because he was the top of his game as a comic actor and then kind of became a parody- in a way-doing odd talk show appearances, the weird faces that are his trademark, the beard, reclusive thing- while his career waned. I think Enty suggested he dated the sister of Catriona, so that thought that was the girl- but not certain it's him( at all) or if Enty wants to imply it- probably ain't even true:(
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those major made up blinds. Kinda doesn't matter who it might be because Enty will run a reveal when it's convenient ! Seems so phony.
ReplyDeleteandy dick? chris kattan? honestly, this blind could fit so many people... one of the wayans?
ReplyDeletei agree it's not carrey. he's a weird dude, but he's far from being a parody of himself.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you, Derek. Jim Carey needs a bona fide hit to bring him back to his A++ status. I wish I could write plays 'cause I would cast him in it and he would blow everyone out of Times Square with his talent! I am a dreamer, after all.
ReplyDeletehis new movie looks very promising
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1901024/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2
A thriller/drama with Charolette Gainsbourg
He does well in dramas as well
C'mon one more!! Be the parody of yourself that you usually are. 1 more time!!!
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ReplyDeleteEhh, his dramas are so-so to me. The last truly good and successful movie was Bruce Almighty. When he's brilliant he shines brightly
ReplyDeletejim carey is the most disgusting of pigs.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Dice Clay
ReplyDeleteCarey is pretty brutal on his girlfriends. Pretty sure more than 1 NDA was signed especially when he was box office gold.
ReplyDeleteI am going to guess Pauly Shore because I think he is the"weasel" character that made him famous. And I knew a chick that dated him. Assclown.
I'm with Kimee on Andy Dick. Saw him on Wife Swap - an insensitive wierdo.
ReplyDeleteTim Meadows maybe? Didn't Enty throw some major shade at him recently over his breakup?
ReplyDeleteIt's up to the person answering the phone call to decide to put it on speaker. So yeah.. utter bullshit. Why do i demean myself by reading this crap. When there are gross made up blinds like this it makes me question whether coming here is the harmless fun i thought it was.,
ReplyDeleteHe called his ex and had his phone on speaker while he had sex with his new girl.
ReplyDeleteAs petty as that sounds it's totally plausible.
Agreed. I probably wouldn't go see any of his future dramas.
ReplyDeleteArtie Lange?
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