Monday, March 14, 2016

Blind Item #8

This former A+ list comic actor turned A list parody of himself made his new girlfriend have sex with him on speaker phone to break the news to another woman he dated a month that their relationship was over.

33 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Jim carrey

Derek Harvey said...

dave chapelle

Derek Harvey said...

parody of himself --made fun of crackheads--now smokes crack

Derek Harvey said...

did not realize her is married!

Derek Harvey said...

Maybe Carrot Top

Derek Harvey said...

or maybe Martin Lawrence

MontanaMarriott said...

Martin Lawrence?

Jodie said...

+1 Pig.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3490790/Jim-Carrey-spotted-making-mystery-woman-laugh-climb-Porsche-seven-months-devastating-suicide-Irish-ex-girlfriend.html

AyyyPapi said...

Katt?

MontanaMarriott said...

Ohhhh like this guess even more! Totally forgot about his nutty @$$ lately

Derek Harvey said...

Jim Carey is not considered a parody of himself. His career is very respected and he continues to do quality work.

Maybe Katt Wiliams but like my glaringly incorrect Carrot Top guess---he is more of a comic than Comic actor

sandybrook said...

George Lopez

HH314 said...

Carrot Top should be called Carrot Bottom. Gay

H2O said...

Is Carrey not allowed to ever have a girlfriend because a head case offed herself? Are you blaming him for it? You have to be in a very bad state to kill yourself. A relationship gone sour is not reason enough to do it.

TopperMadison said...

I think I'm missing how this works. Is he having speaker-phone sex with the new girlfriend while the ex is in the room with him? Or is he calling the ex via speakerphone while he's having sex with the new girlfriend? Regardless, it seems way more complicated than is necessary. I'm more of a "it's not you, it's me" type of person.

Tricia13 said...

I didn't see the article , I guessed JC because he was the top of his game as a comic actor and then kind of became a parody- in a way-doing odd talk show appearances, the weird faces that are his trademark, the beard, reclusive thing- while his career waned. I think Enty suggested he dated the sister of Catriona, so that thought that was the girl- but not certain it's him( at all) or if Enty wants to imply it- probably ain't even true:(

Hannah S said...

This is one of those major made up blinds. Kinda doesn't matter who it might be because Enty will run a reveal when it's convenient ! Seems so phony.

Kimee said...

andy dick? chris kattan? honestly, this blind could fit so many people... one of the wayans?

nancer said...

i agree it's not carrey. he's a weird dude, but he's far from being a parody of himself.

anna from savannah said...

I totally agree with you, Derek. Jim Carey needs a bona fide hit to bring him back to his A++ status. I wish I could write plays 'cause I would cast him in it and he would blow everyone out of Times Square with his talent! I am a dreamer, after all.

Derek Harvey said...

his new movie looks very promising

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1901024/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2

A thriller/drama with Charolette Gainsbourg
He does well in dramas as well

Derek's Anal Beads said...

C'mon one more!! Be the parody of yourself that you usually are. 1 more time!!!

Derek's Anal Beads said...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HH314 said...

Ehh, his dramas are so-so to me. The last truly good and successful movie was Bruce Almighty. When he's brilliant he shines brightly

hatred said...

jim carey is the most disgusting of pigs.

Bambibuubzitch said...

Andrew Dice Clay

Frank said...

Carey is pretty brutal on his girlfriends. Pretty sure more than 1 NDA was signed especially when he was box office gold.

I am going to guess Pauly Shore because I think he is the"weasel" character that made him famous. And I knew a chick that dated him. Assclown.

Stardust said...

I'm with Kimee on Andy Dick. Saw him on Wife Swap - an insensitive wierdo.

Aeol said...

Tim Meadows maybe? Didn't Enty throw some major shade at him recently over his breakup?

oh. no. said...

It's up to the person answering the phone call to decide to put it on speaker. So yeah.. utter bullshit. Why do i demean myself by reading this crap. When there are gross made up blinds like this it makes me question whether coming here is the harmless fun i thought it was.,

greengrl said...

He called his ex and had his phone on speaker while he had sex with his new girl.

As petty as that sounds it's totally plausible.

New Guy said...

Agreed. I probably wouldn't go see any of his future dramas.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Artie Lange?

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