February 18, 2016
After a recent event, this B-/C+ list mostly movie actress hooked up with her B list mostly television actor ex. The actor is married, but the actress is not. It is also not the first time the pair have rekindled their romance. Usually it involves a lot of partying. This time it was being alone together in a city. Their B+ list offspring does not know.
Melanie Griffith/Don Johnson/Dakota Johnson
Melanie be old and alone and lonely (possibly desperate too)
ReplyDeleteHe started dating her when she was maybe14? So the relationship was always unhealthy.
ReplyDeleteShe really finds some real pieces of work to get involved with.
ReplyDeleteNAILED IT
ReplyDeleteAnd Dakota b+ ? Rated higher than her parents without whom we would not have heard of her.
ReplyDeleteThis was funny the first hundred times. Now it's tedious. Why don't you give it a rest until Derek starts attacking Trisha again.
ReplyDeleteit's the enterns--This one and Kate Winslet have the same rating--so does Amber Heard
ReplyDeleteTrisha has been posting lately. It seems most days this has become the Derek and Sandybrook show....with guest stars making an occasional appearance. There are some regulars from before, but not too many stick around for long, but mostly it is trolls trying to get under everyone's skin.
ReplyDeleteSo Melanie is C+ now. Ouch. The least you can do is list her as former A, BitchEnty.
ReplyDeleteI can guarantee that Melanie already knew more about the world at 14 than you do to this day, Guesser. Don't make it sound like he was a creeper and she was some ingenue.
ReplyDeleteAnd look at all the fucks i give ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ReplyDeleteGriffith was 14 and Johnson was 22 I believe. Whether she was experienced or not, dudes a creeper, right?
ReplyDeleteFor the love of God, NAIL ME!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt seems Melanie leaked this to make sure Don Johnson's wife knew, so she would leave him, and he would go back to Melanie.
ReplyDeleteThis blind came out right after the NY premiere of How to Be Single. Both Melanie and Don were in attendance. As was Dakota's brother. AND DON'S WIFE. There was some ditz on the press line who was interviewing Don and Melanie together and kept trying to suggest the romance in the movie might rekindle their former flame. They did their best to laugh it off and be nice but the reporter just wouldn't give it up. One or both of them finally had to point out Don's wife standing just off to the side and then the reporter finally clue'd in. It was awkward. I'm thinking this blind probably got submitted off of that cringe-worthy moment.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, Melanie's taste in men does seem to run toward douche.
Definitely. I don't see how it's a compliment to say a 14 year old has seen more of the world than an adult... she saw too much too soon because she had no one to protect her innocence as a child, and she was preyed on, not because she was sophisticated and worldly. He WAS a creeper, and OKay is creepy.
ReplyDeletePlus it was the 70's.. Not so frawnwd upon back then, nor so unusual...
ReplyDeleteHa! @ + infinitum, the two comments above me, June & Ok
ReplyDeleteShe lets Don set the pace
ReplyDeleteCause she's not thinking straight
Her head's spinning around, she can't see clear no more
What is Don waiting for?