Saturday, April 09, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #7

February 19, 2016

To counter all those cheating rumors and to try and give him a fait accompli, this former A list tweener turned B+ list performance art singer has been leaking stories to the tabloids that she got married to her foreign born actor boyfriend. Not a chance.

Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth


8 comments:

  1. Derek's Thong4:15 AM

    NAILED IT

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  2. Malibuborebee4:19 AM

    Are you the fat, old violinist, hon? You shouldn't wear a thong. Ever.

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  3. Kno Won Uno4:24 AM

    And such sparkling commentary from the violinist! Original and in no way repetitive
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  4. Derek's Anal Beads4:34 AM

    Watch out Derek's alter egos are here protecting each other! I'm surprised they remember to log in differently each time.

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  5. snitty5:48 AM

    Soooo...does this mean Miley cheated? Or Liam? Or both? or another person? I'm not really invested in the true meaning except that it bugs the crap out of me that I cannot figure out what Enty is saying half the time.

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  6. Derek's Protuberance6:43 AM

    OMG, seriously! There were the Three Faces of Eve, and now CDaN is blessed with the 51 Faces of Derek.

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  7. AlmondJoy8:59 AM

    No one really understands what the Enties are saying half the time...including the Enties. They type like they talk...so one is a bitter angry bitch battling PMS nearly all the time (or is in harsh menopause) and a couple of them are drunk, bad spellers, and all of them seem to have problems coming up with anything half way original and just make stuff up from what ever comes up on sites like the Daily Mail and TMZ.

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  8. Derek's Momma4:26 PM

    Indeed

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