August 20, 2015
This B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring finally wised up to her now ex-boyfriend. Of course it cost her about $20K and a bunch of self-respect. I think the final straw was him using the credit card of our actress to buy his other girlfriend a present.
Dakota Johnson
Methinks she has self-esteem issues.
ReplyDeleteSurprised Melanie didn't tell her men will be men, and to just go buy herself some new boobs so he won't cheat.
ReplyDeleteshe has $20,000 to spare already?
ReplyDeleteDon't know how that guy got one girlfriend, never mind two.
ReplyDeleteInclude new face and personality in her shopping list
ReplyDeleteLisa Lisa Lisa.... To the rescue of her idol!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I wanted to say buy new eyes, but yeah this works better
ReplyDeleteI don't get Dakotas appeal. I remember when she was born. I thought her name was ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I'm sorry but isn't she in her 20s yet she looks like she's in her late 30s.
And Dreanges (and a million other aliases), you are always the first to comment on my post. You have serious issues! You may want to go see someone about that!
ReplyDeleteWatch out here comes all the obsessed Jamie Dornan and his wife fans ready to bash his co-star!
ReplyDeleteNo kid. No one sane here is obsessed with jamie (why is he even mentioned here) or his wife. The sane regulars here just call them as they see them. The likes of you are the ones insane, inserting those two who arent related to this blind at all. So go back to your mama and breastfeed, get some sense to your brain
ReplyDeleteJust wait, as soon as she is done with 50 shades of crap, she will be back to blonde and be prancing around with new boobs and a new nose.
ReplyDeleteOh poor Penelope (or whatever other names you have going on here today), of course you're not obsessed with Jamie, you're just ranting because...... Try again, no one is believing you!
ReplyDeleteBeing Melanie's daughter would make me want to stay a million miles away from any
ReplyDeleteplastic surgeon's office.
Me too.
ReplyDeleteI agree, @Kno, and she comes by it naturally. Melanie was Antonio's doormat and Don Johnson's before that.
ReplyDeleteI tried to watch 50 Shades and fell asleep. It's Leonard Pinth Garnell bad.
+1
ReplyDeleteFor real.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I don't get why people call her ugly. She may not be drop-dead gorgeous, but she's pretty enough.
A Leonard Pinth Garnell reference! Brava! And completely correct.
ReplyDeleteI don't exist. If I did, I would have nailed this.
ReplyDeleteShe got back with him after this blind too, because they just broke up again a few weeks ago.....anyone wanna bet how long it will be before she takes him back again?
ReplyDelete+1000000000 LP-G!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGeez, AtlLady, I can't believe you got that. It has to be a 40 year old bit and it was pretty obscure even back then. Kudos!
ReplyDeleteI loved Leonard Pinth Garnell, Bad Conceptual Theater was never the same.
OMG - another person who remembers Leonard Pinth Garnell!
ReplyDeleteHe should have a fan club. There's no shortage of bad theater (and film) these days. We need his wisdom more than ever.