Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #2

August 20, 2015

This B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring finally wised up to her now ex-boyfriend. Of course it cost her about $20K and a bunch of self-respect. I think the final straw was him using the credit card of our actress to buy his other girlfriend a present.

Dakota Johnson

24 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

Methinks she has self-esteem issues.

Red said...

Surprised Melanie didn't tell her men will be men, and to just go buy herself some new boobs so he won't cheat.

sandybrook said...

she has $20,000 to spare already?

Lisa said...

Don't know how that guy got one girlfriend, never mind two.

Penelope said...

Include new face and personality in her shopping list

Dreanges said...

Lisa Lisa Lisa.... To the rescue of her idol!

Khaleesi said...

LOL! I wanted to say buy new eyes, but yeah this works better

crystalmeh said...

I don't get Dakotas appeal. I remember when she was born. I thought her name was ridiculous.

Anyways, I'm sorry but isn't she in her 20s yet she looks like she's in her late 30s.

Dreanges said...

And Dreanges (and a million other aliases), you are always the first to comment on my post. You have serious issues! You may want to go see someone about that!

Oh No said...

Watch out here comes all the obsessed Jamie Dornan and his wife fans ready to bash his co-star!

Penelope said...

No kid. No one sane here is obsessed with jamie (why is he even mentioned here) or his wife. The sane regulars here just call them as they see them. The likes of you are the ones insane, inserting those two who arent related to this blind at all. So go back to your mama and breastfeed, get some sense to your brain

Blanik said...

Just wait, as soon as she is done with 50 shades of crap, she will be back to blonde and be prancing around with new boobs and a new nose.

@Penelope said...

Oh poor Penelope (or whatever other names you have going on here today), of course you're not obsessed with Jamie, you're just ranting because...... Try again, no one is believing you!

b626 said...

Being Melanie's daughter would make me want to stay a million miles away from any
plastic surgeon's office.

Derek's Need for Validation said...

Me too.

Malibuborebee said...

I agree, @Kno, and she comes by it naturally. Melanie was Antonio's doormat and Don Johnson's before that.

I tried to watch 50 Shades and fell asleep. It's Leonard Pinth Garnell bad.

Malibuborebee said...

+1

Claire said...

For real.

Besides, I don't get why people call her ugly. She may not be drop-dead gorgeous, but she's pretty enough.

AtlLady said...

A Leonard Pinth Garnell reference! Brava! And completely correct.

Derek's Love Life said...

I don't exist. If I did, I would have nailed this.

Wendy said...

She got back with him after this blind too, because they just broke up again a few weeks ago.....anyone wanna bet how long it will be before she takes him back again?

OB said...

+1000000000 LP-G!!!!!!

Malibuborebee said...

Geez, AtlLady, I can't believe you got that. It has to be a 40 year old bit and it was pretty obscure even back then. Kudos!

I loved Leonard Pinth Garnell, Bad Conceptual Theater was never the same.

Malibuborebee said...

OMG - another person who remembers Leonard Pinth Garnell!

He should have a fan club. There's no shortage of bad theater (and film) these days. We need his wisdom more than ever.

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