his former franchise actress turned movie bomb maker booked thee deal to host this latte night show long ago. She thought she would be up for an Oscar and this would be an in front of your face voter moment. Nope.
Use phone stylus.. larger keyboard APP.. and/or give the barest care in the world for your readers and simple desire to give clear thought edit before sending message, unless this zany report suppose to make the gossip tidbit difficult funny and interesting..
Is there anyway to turn autocorrect off? I think some of the silly word changes are from that, but the bad grammar goes to the old days of Enty. I see a lot of comments having mistakes from people who didn't do that before. My favorite was the Hadids changing to the basics, but I could have left that!
She directed a short that debuted at Sundance, "Come Swim". "The artsy flick—the official description calls it "a diptych of one man's day, half impressionist and half realist portraits"—stars just one actor Josh Kaye with voiceover work by Sydney Lopez. " =l
She was in "Certain Women," which got a lot of buzz at Sundance last year, and had it's US Theatrical wide release around October. So she could have been hoping for a 'Supporting Actress' nomination from that film.
Lily Gladstone ended up getting most of the nominations from that film, although Stewart got one for the IndieWire Critics Poll.
It's Kristen Stewart. She thought she'd get a Supporting nod for Billy Lynn's Long Walk Home, but that turned out to be one of the biggest bombs of last year, instead of her ticket to the Oscars. Her short at Sundance flopped, too. She couldn't direct her way out of a paper bag.
Her PR team works overtime at booking gigs like this to keep her name out there because all her movies flop. She will be a disaster on SNL--twitchy, mumbling, fidgeting. She always looks high AF. She's such a joke.
Kristen Stewart, famewhore extrordinaire. Gurl would do anything for attention, even negative attention. She's a black hole of sucking neediness. No wonder she can't maintain a stable relationship.
Trampire!!! KStew made herself into the butt of every comedian's joke when she fucked her married director on the side of the road. I would love it if SNL made fun of that, but knowing her, she won't go along with that.
She has no sense of humor, so it should be fun watching her try and fail for 90 minutes. She'll be an even bigger joke when the show's over, if that's even possible.
Raging pothead and serial cheater Kristen Stewart? Her thirst knows no bounds. Girl doesn't know what human intelligence is, she can barely sound coherent when talking about her own projects, I can't imagine she'll be able to read cue cards with any level of proficiency.
Someone needs to tell her to sit down and shut up. She's revolting. I wonder if they'll tell her she has to take a shower on Saturday?
She isn't known as queen of the blow job for nothing. No one can ever figure out how she gets cast in anything, so it makes sense that this SNL gig would just be more PR for her. Kristen Stewart is the biggest no talent in movies, and that's saying something.
Kristen Stewart is a slow learner. She should not do live TV, she will be covered in flop sweat and make herself look worse than usual.
This girl constantly puts her foot in it every time she opens her mouth “I’m not really into modelling fashion is stupid” gets dropped by her agency. What does it take for her to learn she is blowing her own career?
Who is your editor, Enty?
ReplyDeleteThee deal to host a latte? Mmkay
ReplyDeleteAnna Kendrick?
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart - she's hosting SNL next week
ReplyDeleteClaire Danes at Starbucks?
ReplyDeletelol sounds like Enty NEEDS a latte...
ReplyDeleteSounds likeNikki Reed and something ----
ReplyDeleteKIrsten Stewart (hosting SNL Feb 4)
ReplyDeleteIt's called a latte night show because you need coffee tos tay awake.
ReplyDeleteIt's possible the slapdash style and grammar mistakes are a deliberate part of the CDAN branding strategy.
ReplyDeleteNeed new glasses enty? Or still sick from the flu?
ReplyDeleteThat is one helluva first sentence.
ReplyDeleteI'd criticize Enty for his spelling,too, but since i miss spell words all the time, i will stay away from this.
ReplyDeleteGo, Enty!!
Use phone stylus.. larger keyboard APP.. and/or give the barest care in the world for your readers and simple desire to give clear thought edit before sending message, unless this zany report suppose to make the gossip tidbit difficult funny and interesting..
ReplyDeletelatte night show = Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
ReplyDeleteIs there anyway to turn autocorrect off? I think some of the silly word changes are from that, but the bad grammar goes to the old days of Enty. I see a lot of comments having mistakes from people who didn't do that before. My favorite was the Hadids changing to the basics, but I could have left that!
ReplyDeleteThere should be a way to turn auto correct off in your Google settings or just regular settings in the keyboard area.
ReplyDeleteI'l need a double latte to stay,awake with Kristen hosting SNL. She is. My guess as well.
ReplyDeleteEven on my mobile with a tiny screen, I always manage to proofread. It's a simple matter of showing some respect for the education you got for free.
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart hasn't done any films that would get her an Oscar nom this year.
ReplyDeleteShe directed a short that debuted at Sundance, "Come Swim".
ReplyDelete"The artsy flick—the official description calls it "a diptych of one man's day, half impressionist and half realist portraits"—stars just one actor Josh Kaye with voiceover work by Sydney Lopez. "
=l
She was in "Certain Women," which got a lot of buzz at Sundance last year, and had it's US Theatrical wide release around October. So she could have been hoping for a 'Supporting Actress' nomination from that film.
ReplyDeleteLily Gladstone ended up getting most of the nominations from that film, although Stewart got one for the IndieWire Critics Poll.
I was wondering why KS was hosting SNL, she hasn't had any major film success in a while. Doesn't seem like it will work. She's so bland.
ReplyDeleteThe Woody Allen movie Cafe Society, not that I've seen it.
ReplyDeleteEnty please, unless this is a pun on cafe society which Means Kristen Stewart is hosting. (Disaster) turn off spellchecker.
ReplyDeleteIt's Kristen Stewart. She thought she'd get a Supporting nod for Billy Lynn's Long Walk Home, but that turned out to be one of the biggest bombs of last year, instead of her ticket to the Oscars. Her short at Sundance flopped, too. She couldn't direct her way out of a paper bag.
ReplyDeleteHer PR team works overtime at booking gigs like this to keep her name out there because all her movies flop. She will be a disaster on SNL--twitchy, mumbling, fidgeting. She always looks high AF. She's such a joke.
Kristen Stewart, famewhore extrordinaire. Gurl would do anything for attention, even negative attention. She's a black hole of sucking neediness. No wonder she can't maintain a stable relationship.
ReplyDeleteTrampire!!! KStew made herself into the butt of every comedian's joke when she fucked her married director on the side of the road. I would love it if SNL made fun of that, but knowing her, she won't go along with that.
ReplyDeleteShe has no sense of humor, so it should be fun watching her try and fail for 90 minutes. She'll be an even bigger joke when the show's over, if that's even possible.
Hes typing is worst than mine
ReplyDeleteRaging pothead and serial cheater Kristen Stewart? Her thirst knows no bounds. Girl doesn't know what human intelligence is, she can barely sound coherent when talking about her own projects, I can't imagine she'll be able to read cue cards with any level of proficiency.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to tell her to sit down and shut up. She's revolting. I wonder if they'll tell her she has to take a shower on Saturday?
She isn't known as queen of the blow job for nothing. No one can ever figure out how she gets cast in anything, so it makes sense that this SNL gig would just be more PR for her. Kristen Stewart is the biggest no talent in movies, and that's saying something.
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ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart is a slow learner. She should not do live TV, she will be covered in flop sweat and make herself look worse than usual.
ReplyDeleteThis girl constantly puts her foot in it every time she opens her mouth “I’m not really into modelling fashion is stupid” gets dropped by her agency. What does it take for her to learn she is blowing her own career?
Kristen Stewart reeks of desperation. It's sad that she can't admit the parade is passing her by. She peaked in 2015, it's been downhill since then.
ReplyDeleteShe puts her foot in her mouth so often, it's like she loves the taste of her shoe. I will enjoy seeing her bomb on SNL.