Saturday, March 24, 2018

Blind Item #3

Lost is apparently the new code word for when you hand over some collateral for coke when you don't have cash. Then, you get so wasted you forget you did it and don't know how to contact the drug dealer to get your collateral back. So, sayeth this former A list reality star all of you know.


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  1. http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/24/paris-hilton-loses-2-million-engagement-ring-in-strangers-ice-bucket-7412808/

    Poor thing...

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    1. What’s even funnier is people’s believe this shit.

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    2. People*, I don’t know how to type.

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  2. Yeah Paris. And I'm sure the ring was worth 2 million. Because you'd hand over a 2 million dollar rock to a coke dealer for a dime bag. Not saying she's looking to commit insurance fraud or anything, more pretending that she's still an in demand coked up whore that someone would spend that much on. Paris was a solid 7 at best, when she was young and her virgine hadn't been wrecked. Now she's a dried up 4.

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  3. But it flew off her hand while she was dancing! Hahaha!

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  4. Obviously, these stars need a professional bagman service. They can pull triple duty with security protection, carting your shit (vice money, lipstick, Plan B pills, etc.) and, finally, carrying the passed-out celeb back home.

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  5. nobody walks around with 2 million dollars on their finger let alone go to a crowded club. "Paste" replica...and probably fashioned to be a few carats bigger than the original...assuming there is an original.

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  6. I am not believing the hype. Lots of wealthy people have exact copies of expensive pieces made in CZ. Also lets think....when she got the ring "we" thought it was strange lots of chit chat about that blind. I'm thinking personally it's all publicity. The ring was worthless and there won't be a wedding.

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  7. Jewellery that valuable is always insured. They'd be voiding their policy if it could be shown the loss was due to negligence. So yeah no fucking way is she going out clubbing with a 2 mil rock hanging off her finger.

    Remember that time KK got tied up in Paris by a 'well trained team of theives' and had all her jewellery stolen? Yeah this is almost always insurance fraud.

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  8. I read somewhere the ring was on loan. She was given the ring to "promote" the jeweler. Crazy cokehead never owned it. Whoops! No harm no foul to her. God, she's so awful.

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  9. She used to smuggle coke up her coochie. She's moved on from that?

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  10. That's one day shopping for her, money is no issue.

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  11. Paris doesn't have nearly as much money as she likes for people to think...Daddy Rick was disowned, so there's no Hilton money for her.

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  12. *disinherited. I don't know that he was disowned.

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  13. LOL I think she is sarcastically copying Kim as Kim ALWAYS copied her.

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  14. If she actually lost the ring do to being wasted, Paris' fiance should call off the wedding now, even if he got the ring for free to give publicity to the jewelry shop. It shows Paris isn't responsible enough to be a capable wife or mom yet.

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  15. @More Cowbell - I don't think he's any more responsible or capable than she is.
    also - Paris made her own money while she was A+, I doubt she's hurting financially yet.

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  16. Enty, you disappoint me. You know the ring was a PR stunt that mutually benefited the jeweler and PH. It was a loan. She needed an excuse to not be seen with it anymore. And look, it got her name in the press.

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