May 10, 2018
This permanent A+ list singer is on two dating apps but uses the picture of one of her assistants. Apparently, a first date is an invitation to the singer's home where the surprised men are subjected to a good hour of questions from the singer and a NDA to sign.
Madonna
This permanent A+ list singer is on two dating apps but uses the picture of one of her assistants. Apparently, a first date is an invitation to the singer's home where the surprised men are subjected to a good hour of questions from the singer and a NDA to sign.
Madonna
If they stick around after seeing this 60 yr old woman they thought was a 20 something hottie.
ReplyDeleteI hope they ask for her STI test in exchange. I don't think Bath and Body Works makes a hand sanitizer bottle big enough for that meeting.
ReplyDeleteLike a weird version of 'To Catch a Predator', where the host is the Predator.
ReplyDeleteExactly... specifically the Predator from Predator vs. Alien.
DeleteI’ve noticed that we haven’t heard much about Madonna’s love life recently. No parading of 23 year old half-nude hunks.
ReplyDeleteHolyshit, it would be a terrible disappointment to have the door open to her. Yuck
ReplyDeleteNo way, man. The fellas find her grill totally hot😎
DeleteBitch just pay for a trick if you are that desperate.
ReplyDeleteLol, this is beyond pathetic, even for Madge.
ReplyDeleteBet she is on Grindr too....just for lolz.
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DeleteIf it was Like a Prayer Madonna I'd be all over it.
ReplyDeleteImagine thinking you're hooking up with Judy Landers, but you end up with Madame. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteGoogle it, kids.
*snort*
DeleteI have a hard time buying this one
ReplyDeleteEww.
ReplyDeleteLet me wrap my veiny shredded arms around you, Sonny!
ReplyDeleteI just got grossed out writing that.
She is skeevy as hell.
Eewww @Chase lol!
ReplyDelete"Open the door, for your......Mystery Date!"
ReplyDelete>Opens Door<
"Aiiieeeeeeee!!!!!"
If she revealed herself in that nasty aerobics gear from the Hung Up video I would probably be physically ill there and then.
DeleteLike A Virgin indeed.
ReplyDeleteBorderline.
Not Very Beautiful Stranger...
Etc.
@Bumtitty -- hahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteI remember in her Truth or Dare movie Antonio Banderas wasn’t impressed with her
ReplyDeleteIf Madonna or any celebrity is really serious about finding a new boyfriend, she'd be better off going to a fee-for-service matchmaker who'll screen out all the men who aren't her type.
ReplyDeleteId fuck.....
ReplyDelete....dont @ me
UGH, who wants this dried up, disease ridden old hag???
ReplyDeleteSaw her a few years ago at a Grammies after party just sitting fiddling on her phone, ignored by everyone. Looked like the washed up, used and abused, irrelevant old broad she is.
Apparently, there needs to be a Raya for the people too big for Raya.
ReplyDeleteM, if you're reading this... hmu.
Huh? My first thought was... Fuck it! At least I could say I fucked Madonna, but then my second thought was.... who would I tell without them giving me shit.
ReplyDeleteIs Madonna on Our Time, Zoosk, or Match?
ReplyDeleteOr, is that high-end Kelleher?
OK, why is late 50s Madonna desperate when 70s Helen Mirren still has much younger guys fantasizing about her? For that matter, when Eileen Atkins was pushing 70, Colin Farrell spent several hours (unsuccessfully) hitting on her.
ReplyDelete@Violet, Good for you! I agree. The age isn't so much the matter as it is Madonna and
ReplyDeletea. how haggard she is looking by....
b. how hard she tries to look and act like she is still in her 20's.
We have all seen that one woman who doesn't age gracefully because they don't dress their age and cringed. That's Madonna.
Helen Mirren and so many more are sexy because they are being beautiful and mature women. I don't know how old Susan Sarandon is, but I would brag to the world if I hooked up with her any day.
I'd nope right out of that! Besides I think the sex would kill her ha ha
ReplyDeleteI'd let the old bag blow me, if she took her dentures out, but if i had to see her naked, i'd just leave.
ReplyDelete@Someone else--I know a musician in his 40s who would gladly make some memories with Sarandon, Mirren, or Atkinson, but he would rather chew granite than be in the same room as Madge, let alone hook up with her.
ReplyDeleteI could stick my winkie in a petri dish, or madge i guess... what's the diff?
ReplyDeleteThe petri dish would be tighter.
DeleteA record producer friend who had some big hits in the early 80s told me that back when she was still starting out, she'd fuck anything that moved. And to say that you "fucked Madonna" even by the second album, was not considered any kind of badge of honor because she'd basically fuck anything she could to get what she could use to her advantage.
ReplyDeleteHe told me she offered to fuck him once and he turned her down. He said he knew a lot of record people who actually turned her down because she was so well known for fucking anything that walked or crawled that most people were loathe to touch her when she hit on them because she was considered a walking STD.
That was her in her 20s. I can only imagine her cooch resembles a festering bag of sour cottage cheese.
Madonna has moooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeyyyyyyy. She could finance the whole medical industry to manufacture her a brand new 14 year old vagina if she wanted. WTF.
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