This A- list celebrity offspring of people she is kind of getting close to eclipsing has been pushing her foreign born A list boyfriend to move in together. She is not wrong to want to. Well, yes, wrong in the sense she will get cheated on so shouldn't want to commit to him, but in principle, she is right to ask the question. The thing is, he didn't even like living with his wife. So, probably not going to happen.
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ReplyDeleteDakota Johnson lol/Chris Martin
DeleteAnd Gwynnie
DeleteDakota Johnson/Chris Martin
ReplyDeleteThe relationship isn’t real to him so he won’t do it. Recently there was a blind about him cheating, she should get out while she still can
Who the fuck wants to live with fucking GOOP Enty!😣 You gotta be a glutton for punishment to deal with that.
ReplyDeleteDakota will never be a bigger star than her parents. Not in the long run, and not based on anything she's doing now.
ReplyDelete(I do think this is about her though)
Chris is Dakota’s second choice and she owns her own house. I don’t think this is about her and Goopie’s ex. BTW, ain’t fun to see screaming foreign kids in cages? Makes me proud to be AMERICAN.
ReplyDeleteIt would be very difficult to get bigger than Don Johnson at his "Miami Vice" peak or Melanie Griffith at her "Working Girl" career pinnacle. Both were A+ in their day.
ReplyDeleteDon't think Dakota Johnson's got nearly the screen charisma or acting talent of either of them.
She is so beige.
Delete@Fun, everybody wants to be like R Kelly.
ReplyDeleteTrapped in a closet? Dakota and Chris I think I saw a couple like them in the film Nocturnal Animals.
DeleteEntys point is she's about to be a bigger name than they are now. Melanie isn't really A anymore and Don isn't A+ and maybe not A anymore. Right now she's more famous for being their kid than anything else, but maybe not for long.
ReplyDeleteDitch that bore already dakota you can do so much better than this serial-cheating yawn-inducing-music maker
ReplyDeleteEnty you mean he didn't want to live with his sister, as Goop likes to keep telling everyone they are like brother and sister. Maybe he didn't like the coffee enemas she's always pushing!
ReplyDeleteThat might be the first time I've heard anyone say that shacking up would be the right thing to do "on principle." Seems like principles would imply another step in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI think Enty meant it’s normal for a girlfriend to want to move in with her boyfriend and she has the right to ask him to. He’s been cheating on her though so she shouldn’t take a such a big step with him
Delete@Sandy ‘Coffee enemas’ lol - don’t knock ‘em - they have been used with great success in alternative cancer treatments apparently
ReplyDeleteThis Blind is def about Dakota and that pasty, scrawny, bug-eyed ex- of GOOP. She definitely doesn’t have the acting ability of either parent (and that’s saying something!) or the charisma but I guess wh0ring herself in those gawdawful Grey movies has paid off in terms of name vakue.
@Fundie - take your Fake News and PFO to Perez or Dlisted or wherever the brain dead SJWs congregate. CDAN is more for woke thinkers.
No.bit was a Hollywood sight till you wierdo tooo over. Now it's like bad news bears adult version Stfu troll jones.
DeleteIt... just had lasik.
DeleteDear Fundie-nutjob,
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. You slag every blind with a whiff of Bloom. BTW...nice alias. Very "stream-of-consciousness". Is that up-side-down-cross giving you a rash? Not keeping damie-fanfags at arms length? Tsk-tsk.
Her second choice is no improvement. Tho' this blind works for equally well for Thing-1 or Thing-2, n'est pas? Neither likes living with their sister-wife. Both are cheaters. How's that for living in a cage? Did Trump lock her in? Or did she choose it herself? Sad.
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ReplyDelete@sandybrook Dakota did 50 SHADES and you still think her claim to fame is her parents? That was eaten up by the masses and a huge franchise.
ReplyDelete@natas are we still pretending that anyone cares about your opinion? Asking for a friend? Just leave the poor girl alone. She was the only thing that made that pathetic franchise watchable!
ReplyDeleteShe made it watchable? She has the same monotone voice in everything she does. Her looks are average her acting ability below average. Most people don’t even know who she is unless you call her the girl from 50 Shades of Grey. She hasn’t been in anything but 50 Shades in the last 2 years when did we get this evidence that she’s suddenly a great actress? She has no chemistry with men at all.
DeleteAre you talking about her model turned hollywooden costar here lol? No chemistry with her female costars at all. The same deer caught in the headlights every damn time and cant even emote. And dont worry about her other movies worry about your idols'flop career.
DeleteSince she hasn't been in anything in the last two years, how do you know her chemistry with men???????? If you're going off of 50, the girl could only work with what she was given. And according to most critics she was the only good thing about it.
ReplyDeleteWasn’t Dakota allegedly dating Brad Pitt too? Give me a break. Chris Martin is definitely not commitment worthy.
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