This fairly recently separated B+ list mostly television actress/network reality star loves to tell the world how she is vegan, but at home she eats meat all the time and keeps that mink coat deep in her closet.
For some reason hypocrite and vegan seem about the same weight and balance out. She should probably get a pass on this one. Most of the closeted meat eaters in Hollywood are guys.
Can't really give a pass on the mink coat though, this isn't the 1700's, there are alternative fabrics.
In the 80's, I worked at an Aerospace manufacturer and all the really sweet older ladies would wear their mink collars with the head and feet attached. It was really not a big de a deal and now it is just gross.
There is something called a food chain and humans were given the omnivorous diet and the tools necessary to eat meat. Feel free to judge something a little more reasonable like whether or not people have sex with toddlers.
In Trump’s America, we don’t have compassion for children, never mind animals. Fetuses though are precious. How else would we get babies to lock up or high schoolers to shoot? Praise Jesus. He’d sure as shootin’ be impressing that ho Mary M with his AK if he was alive today.
Someone above stated that they believe being vegan causes the brain to shrink. This is absolute bullshit. There is no scientific proof to back up such an idiotic statement. Further, I recently had a full MRI scan, multiple angled, etc... of my head and neck, and the first think my Dr pointed out was I have absolutely no shrinkage, not even what would be expected for my age. And I have been vegan since 1992.
Save your meat eating self loathing for some other bullshit rumor about how being a vegan is bad for you. weak shithead.
being a vegan does cause you to experience angry outbursts at total strangers online. Must be from the lack of eating good shit that makes vegans so volatile 😂
The muscle proteins amino acids and fatty acids of meat - i.e. an omnivorous/carnivorous diet - are what allowed the human species to evolve into the apex species and conquer the planet. If our distant ancestors had not begun consuming meat from the time they were living up in the trees in the jungles and plains of Africa, we would have more than likely become the domesticated food source and pets to a species of anthropomorphic feline, canine, and/or ursine species.
As much as I like the Thundercats, fuuuuuuug dat shit.
"I’m tired of hummus And bulgur wheat Tofurkey tofuck yourself I want some meat I respect every creature the birds and the bees Well I’d eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese Believe me I’d fuck up that Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean A handful of trail mix Mmm what a treat How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl? I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole "
Alicia Silverstone
ReplyDeleteNo, probably Brooke Burke
DeleteINSIDERHER
ReplyDeleteLolololol
DeleteJenna Dewan Tatum??
ReplyDeleteThis is also my guess
Delete@cheesegrater LMAOOO good one
ReplyDeleteBetter than actually being vegan. Meat is full of protein, vitamins and minerals. That's why it tastes so good.
ReplyDeleteBrains shrink in people who are vegans. Look it up.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason hypocrite and vegan seem about the same weight and balance out. She should probably get a pass on this one. Most of the closeted meat eaters in Hollywood are guys.
ReplyDeleteCan't really give a pass on the mink coat though, this isn't the 1700's, there are alternative fabrics.
In the 80's, I worked at an Aerospace manufacturer and all the really sweet older ladies would wear their mink collars with the head and feet attached. It was really not a big de a deal and now it is just gross.
ReplyDeleteWe have omnivore teeth. We are meant to eat both meat and vegetables. Going against nature is not wise.
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ReplyDeleteOooookkkaaaayyyyy Idaho. Easy there.
ReplyDeleteMeat is delicious. Adults love it.
There is something called a food chain and humans were given the omnivorous diet and the tools necessary to eat meat. Feel free to judge something a little more reasonable like whether or not people have sex with toddlers.
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ReplyDeleteI think vegans have a real PR problem, they need better spokespeople. Right now there's no way they can compete with that whopper with cheese.
ReplyDeleteIn Trump’s America, we don’t have compassion for children, never mind animals. Fetuses though are precious. How else would we get babies to lock up or high schoolers to shoot? Praise Jesus. He’d sure as shootin’ be impressing that ho Mary M with his AK if he was alive today.
ReplyDeleteYou damn sure got the "nutjob" part right, but I vote we change the first part to "fungus", because one has DEFINITELY eaten your brain.
DeleteDid you go off the meds again nutjob?
DeleteWas this actress on a PETA advert?
ReplyDeleteSomeone above stated that they believe being vegan causes the brain to shrink. This is absolute bullshit. There is no scientific proof to back up such an idiotic statement. Further, I recently had a full MRI scan, multiple angled, etc... of my head and neck, and the first think my Dr pointed out was I have absolutely no shrinkage, not even what would be expected for my age. And I have been vegan since 1992.
ReplyDeleteSave your meat eating self loathing for some other bullshit rumor about how being a vegan is bad for you. weak shithead.
being a vegan does cause you to experience angry outbursts at total strangers online. Must be from the lack of eating good shit that makes vegans so volatile 😂
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ReplyDeleteThe muscle proteins amino acids and fatty acids of meat - i.e. an omnivorous/carnivorous diet - are what allowed the human species to evolve into the apex species and conquer the planet. If our distant ancestors had not begun consuming meat from the time they were living up in the trees in the jungles and plains of Africa, we would have more than likely become the domesticated food source and pets to a species of anthropomorphic feline, canine, and/or ursine species.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I like the Thundercats, fuuuuuuug dat shit.
It's possible to maintain a healthy vegan brain, but so much easier with the occasional delicious Five Guys cheeseburger ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Vegan Brain
Plant-based diets, micronutrients, and mental health
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/diagnosis-diet/201709/the-vegan-brain
Stephen Lynch "No Meat"
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"I’m tired of hummus
ReplyDeleteAnd bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tofuck yourself
I want some meat
I respect every creature the birds and the bees
Well I’d eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
Believe me I’d fuck up that Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix
Mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole
Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole "
Holy hell @Brayson,you're slaying it on this thread. The dudes being closet meat eaters really kicked things off 😂
ReplyDeleteA hypocrite in Hollywood, nooooo, tell me it ain't so. Next thing you'll BI is that Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real.
ReplyDeleteEvery vegan I have met (and there are many right now as it's on 'trend') are total knobs. There is no more to add.
ReplyDeleteCan we stop mink-shaming long enough for me to wear the one I inherited JUST ONE TIME? It's so lonely in storage
ReplyDeleteOh for fucks sakes
ReplyDeleteKat von Dee?
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