This permanent A list model wins the creepy award of the week. She had a conversation with her son's girlfriend about the best way to please a man and that perhaps she should try those on her son.
No to Cindy Crawford. She might give a strong nudge to anorexia in a daughter but she is a Midwestern gal and she is not going there with the girlfriend. Liz Hurley is my guess.
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrggghhhhh! Sooooo, if my dad gave advice on how to sex me up to any of my boyfriends (OR husbands), I honest to G_d hope that someone would have contact the police. Or something. Why does the O make people so sick? It's awesome and it is temporary. Wtf.
Stephanie Seymour?
ReplyDeleteOr Cindy Crawford actually
DeleteWell if Stephanie Seymour was one of the pedos indicated in the Sheen/Locklear blind (she was a guess) then this would not be surprising at all.
DeleteBoth of Stephanie Seymour's sons are gay.
DeleteCindy Crawford??
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ReplyDeleteCindy Crawford\Presley Gerber facts of Life speech at 16
ReplyDeleteJeez mom, why don't you start with teaching how to make your great spaghetti and get around to that other stuff maybe never.
ReplyDeleteOh no, the mental image of that son saying afterwards, "Wow just like mom does it!" the bleach where is the bleach
Christie Brinkley/Nina Dagal
ReplyDeleteSounds like the start of porn threesome with mom, son and the girlfriend!
ReplyDeleteLiz Hurley
ReplyDeleteGross!!! I just threw up a little.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Seymour. Her sons are gay.
ReplyDeleteMama Biebs?
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Ewww! Did the GF run out of the house screaming, never to be seen again by this insane family??
ReplyDeleteBRAYSON!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like something Yolanda would do.
ReplyDeleteValid point.
DeleteBEST. MOM. EVER!
ReplyDelete@Andy: Stephanie Seymour has an older son by her first husband, but he's in his late 20's. I doubt his girlfriend needs advice about their sex life.
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson
ReplyDelete@Thorne +1
ReplyDeleteHow would Cindy Crawford even know? She shares her husband with George Clooney.
ReplyDeleteCindy Famewhore Crawford.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she should go help her starving and miserable daughter. She and Rande make me sick,
Stephanie Seymour's sons are gay 82nd out.
ReplyDeleteNo to Cindy Crawford. She might give a strong nudge to anorexia in a daughter but she is a Midwestern gal and she is not going there with the girlfriend. Liz Hurley is my guess.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Cindy Crawford. I'm pretty sure she only knows how to eat pussylike an expert. Cock, not so much.
ReplyDeleteThis is Christie Brinkley and Nina Agdal
ReplyDeleteCindy Crawford
ReplyDeleteHelena Christiansen (son with Norman Reedus)
ReplyDeleteBluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrggghhhhh!
ReplyDeleteSooooo, if my dad gave advice on how to sex me up to any of my boyfriends (OR husbands), I honest to G_d hope that someone would have contact the police. Or something.
Why does the O make people so sick?
It's awesome and it is temporary. Wtf.
Stephanie Seymour has 3 sons actually, the oldest one from her first marriage stays well away from the media.
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