This not even old enough to vote B+ list mostly television actor on a pretty hit ensemble network show who is an Emmy winner/nominee posted to social media that he was having severe, potentially dangerous problems with his recent purchase. Within hours, the company got in touch with him, and made a special deal to get the post deleted. They will do anything to avoid a repeat of the debacle they experienced a couple weeks ago.
Tesla obviously and ?
ReplyDeleteEither the hoverboards or a galaxy phone.
ReplyDeleteBecause why should a normal, non famous person be safe and protected by a recall.
Did you hear about the fire at the Tesla plant?
ReplyDeleteIT WAS IN TENTS
Ugh, Daaaaad.
Delete*slow clap*
ixnay that. Tesla was the recent one.
ReplyDeleteTeslas are garbage.
ReplyDeleteMr. Hedge account spotted!
DeleteOh, Geeljire. Lol.
DeleteMy cousin bought a Tesla recently. I hope it doesn't explode while he's inside it.
ReplyDeleteWell sir, there's nothing on earth
ReplyDeleteLike a genuine, bona-fide,
Electrified, six-car monorail!
I really thought this blind was going in the sex toy direction ;)
ReplyDeleteYup the deleted tweet is on @GabeHoff's Twitter. The actor's name is Mason Cook.
ReplyDelete@Brayson87 I believe the faulty kick start vibrator was a previous blind.
ReplyDeleteMason Cook?
ReplyDeleteYou could cook a mason in a Tesla. That's for sure.
Eh, can't be any worse than my friend's brand new domestic ride that spontaneously combusted and burned in the street while he was in a restaurant. Don't worry, years ago, they already had the recalls. I love America but goodness gracious they really need to work on their electrical wiring in cars.
ReplyDeleteSCHINDLER'S LIST 2: GREAT EDISON'S GHOST
ReplyDeleteIn the year 202X, Elroy Moose has perfected America's first mass produced electric car and achieved total market hegemony.
Little do the American people know, Mr. Moose has brought the most modern of Holocaust ovens direct to consumer.
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Summer 2020
I thought the problem was the lithium batteries.
ReplyDeleteThe lithium element bursts into flames when it makes contact with water, what did they expect.
Fun fact: Lithium is an ingredient in Crystal meth.
Lithium is in a LOT of things, TW.
DeleteMah gawd, they're turning cars into meth, every hybrid off the road! ;)
ReplyDeleteMason Cook is 17 and is on "Speechless". Pretty good show.
ReplyDeleteMason Cook also has a Daytime Emmy nomination.
DeleteThis one is more than solved.
Methheads will be stripping batteries before you know it
ReplyDelete"I learned it from a dubious internet gossip site that has nothing in TMZ's quality staff and reporting."
DeleteMason Cook if you want to be a pro-American patriot:
ReplyDeleteTell Elon to shove his paper coupons up his gaping popper addicted asshole, because the ride is over.
Thanks Amazing, for getting your posts done early!
ReplyDeletethat actress a few weeks filmed her husbands tesla explode and burn
ReplyDeleteone of the boys on modern family?
ReplyDeleteChandler Riggs and his flamethrower?!
ReplyDeleteIt was an Elon Musk flamethrower by the way....
ReplyDeletehttps://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:EJP1fNGR3GAJ:https://twitter.com/masoncook/status/1016412834199056385+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari
ReplyDelete@elonmusk My Model X sounded like it was going to explode upon start up today and my Bluetooth won’t work without an echo and I’ve been on hold trying to reach technical support for 20 minutes. This is ridiculous!! My car is a month old and it’s been problem after problem. #tesla
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Fleshlight. There are reports of serious penis burns associated with their new lithium powered products.
ReplyDeleteMake him ride his coffin submarine into the cave and then cut the hoses.
ReplyDeletePoor Mick
DeleteIs a good commenter
His name is also an unfortunate #TeamGeeljire inside joke
The name's just a song title, but bless up, king.
ReplyDeleteSomething something egregious cuckoldry something something
DeleteBut those days are over and that member is now totally reformed!
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