Apparently now, our favorite former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is acting as a chaperone/bodyguard for his actress girlfriend as she pulls a yachting gig with someone from her home country who has been following her career since she was a very young star in her own country.
Nick Jonas//Pryanka
ReplyDeleteWould she be considered his girlfriend now that they’re engaged?
DeleteSo what percent cut does he get from this arrangement.
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ReplyDeleteIf this blind isn't 100% clear on dhowing then I don't know what is
How many favorite former tweeners do we have?
ReplyDelete"...acting as chaperone/bodyguard..."
ReplyDeletePerhaps the word you're looking for is "pimp"?
This is a kindness blind until I hear Nick is sampling the local sausage curry
ReplyDeleteNick's a raging homo so I don't think we can call him a cuck.
ReplyDeleteSausage curry? They don't make curry out of sausage.
ReplyDeleteAunty, have you been to Berlin? Curry wurst is one of the most popular street foods there :)
ReplyDeleteYes, I've been to Berlin. Mumbai too. Definitely prefer Berlin. I've also had curry flavored ketchup but neither curry wurst nor ketchup are actual curries. They are just foods flavored with Western curry powder. As for the sausage that Geeljire was really talking about, I've read that Indian men have the smallest penises in the world, which makes one think about how large the population of India would be if Indian men were generally well endowed.
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DeleteHaha now's an interesting time for the phrase "food for thought"
ReplyDeleteIs "yachting" a new word for escorting?
ReplyDeleteCannot see her yachting with an Indian man! UK or British man maybe. Or that Prince who has bunch of wives and concubines.
ReplyDeleteYes. Or whoring, same thing.
DeleteExcept she became a star in her 20s! Her first movie came out in 2003 when she was already 21!
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ReplyDeleteIs it still bearding when the guy you're bearding doubles up as your pimp?
ReplyDeleteSausage curry ..... foods you didn't know were superfoods ....
ReplyDeleteSounds delicious!!
ReplyDeleteMy more promiscuous friends have told me Chinese and Japanese men have the smallest intimate appendages, @Aunty.
ReplyDeleteI have never been with an Asian man, so I cannot say. My somewhat limited personal experience is that Italian men have the largest, however, and my more promiscuous friends agree with me!
"Large Curry Sausage" deliveries coming to pornhub soon.
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