The foreign born former A+ list tweener and his celebrity offspring girlfriend are basically just doing a version of cuckolding. The only thing is the former tweener gets to sleep with as many women as he wants while his girlfriend has to watch and read reports about it until she gets desensitized to the fact he can be with whoever she wants while she has to remain chaste.
Bieber
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DeleteSo...like...I'm confused. Does he have an assistant watching and then they write a report and the gf is made to read it? Does she have to take a quiz after?
ReplyDelete"To Ms. Baldwin:
ReplyDeleteAugust 6th 3:00pm. Justin engaged in sexual relations with LatinX woman while Ms. Baldwin was waiting for him with paparazzi. Before proceeding to Ms. Baldwin he stopped along the way to meet another woman and engaged in further sexual relations. Please see attached photographs. -The Beibs Team"
It is confusing, especially sense she is supposed to be a yachter. Before,wasn't he offering her to friends while he watched?
ReplyDelete"Hailey Baldwin" and "chaste" don't even belong in the same paragraph. 😂
ReplyDeleteIf she's been a yachter, maybe he's trying to add notches to his bedpost until they're even. It's good for couples to share a hobby.
ReplyDeleteIt seems people don't know how life works. By reports, Enty means that Biebs will either tell her, or write her Whatsapp messages inclusive of raw pictures of what is going or went on. The scenario isn't surprising at all if anyone is familiar with René Girard. Who would have thought Biebs had it in him though.
ReplyDeleteI actually feel like "read reports" could refer to all of the cheating blinds on here about him recently too.
ReplyDeleteHi Hailey!!
What reports are there of Biebs sleeping with other chicks rn? lol as much as i believe this relationship is BS so is this BI
ReplyDeletewouldn't she be called his fiance and not girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteCuckoo for Cuckold Puffs!
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe she hates sex but likes his money. Win/win.
ReplyDeleteGo Bieber Go!
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber is not religious?
ReplyDeleteReally @ancoranonhocapito? You bring Girard to a blind about the Biebs? Kinda like bringing a gun to a knife fight don't ya think? Gee - you smart. Da Fuk you doin' here wit us simpeltins? -- JK & all in fun, but come ahhhn!
ReplyDeleteIs it like an essay? Is there a required minimum word count? Does it have to be in 10pt Ariel font, double spaced?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell kind of relationship is THIS? Faking a relationship for the cameras is one thing, but watching your fake fiancee do it with hook-ups? WTH--so sick!
ReplyDelete@Dahling: I love Girard. Don't you? There is nothing wrong with mixing guns and knives, maybe you're the one who thinks culture should be compartmentalized. Girard just fits perfectly here, as in a ton of other blinds. I'm sure he would agree, since he referred to celebrity worship on several occasions. And who do you think Shakespeare was writing about, after all, if not the self-aggrandizing mortal Biebers and Baldwins of his time?
ReplyDeleteSo Entern what happened to suddenly allow Biebs to be able to get up to screw? He's doing Viagra? Testosterone treatments? Remember he couldn't perform but he sure liked to watch?
ReplyDelete@sandybrook I imagine their drug cocktails change by the day. Who knows what's going on in that carousel of side effects
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking outrageous!!!
ReplyDeleteI could see a simple multiple choice quiz... but a report? That seems a lil over the top
I know Justin has done sexual things with men because he did with one of my friends. He's not straight. He's bi.
ReplyDeleteUnknown, wrong again...
DeleteIf you touch another dude you're only gay.
If you touch a naked dude then you're gay, gay
Only if you let him touch you back are you actually "gay, gay, gay"
Now, the other guy that was in the 3some and raw dawged your mom and dad when you were conceived is considered "bi"
So he can be with whomever she wants? Does she get to pick who he screws?
ReplyDeleteI think "chaste" left the train station (or yacht harbor) years ago.
ReplyDeleteApparently all of Universal's friends have done something gay with every male celeb. Who will be our next secret gay? Trump? Billy C? Or do these mystery friends only fuck good looking young guys?
ReplyDeleteYou were really close and could have been a superstar if you had named "Jeb Bush"
Delete@ancoranonhocapito...... ouch. Just popped one of my remaining brain cells on a BEIBER blind!! Too precious few to lose. (I came of age in the 70's). You make me laugh though
ReplyDeleteWell she's an idiot isn't she? But wait "lose all my dignity and self worth being with this guy or get lots of fame and attention?" I doubt she has an.intelligent conversation with herself but I guess she chose the latter.
ReplyDeleteNever gonna be a Beibs fan but he does seem to know how to handle these bimbos.
ReplyDeleteHailey/And tranny Justin what a horrible life Was it worth it Hailey? Are the drugs that good that you stick around is he giving you a good amount of money? Is the publicity worth it?
ReplyDeleteAnd, by "women" do you mean men?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that little Fruit Loop has a predilection for peen.
Lot's of jelly here about young love.
ReplyDeleteHe can be with whoever she wants? WTF
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