July 31, 2018
In some fantasy world that only exists in her mind, this Teen Mom thinks there is a huge demand for her from streaming networks. Umm, no there isn't. Oh, I'm sure that the three initialed one tells her there is and that she should cut and run and can make big money from the people with the cement ponds, but he is just lashing out because no one wants to hire him for anything and fears losing control. There is only so long she will sign over those paychecks without wondering what could be with some other loser who would support her and want a baby with her.
Jenelle Evans/Netflix & Amazon/David Eason-UBT
In some fantasy world that only exists in her mind, this Teen Mom thinks there is a huge demand for her from streaming networks. Umm, no there isn't. Oh, I'm sure that the three initialed one tells her there is and that she should cut and run and can make big money from the people with the cement ponds, but he is just lashing out because no one wants to hire him for anything and fears losing control. There is only so long she will sign over those paychecks without wondering what could be with some other loser who would support her and want a baby with her.
Jenelle Evans/Netflix & Amazon/David Eason-UBT
Bless her heart.
ReplyDeletePornHub and Vivid would love to do business with this ho
ReplyDeleteYou lost me at "teen mom"
ReplyDelete... another worthless attempt to hit the 15 a day mark.
MTV should have fired her ass when she was waving a gun around her son in that road rage incident.
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ReplyDeleteBecause my day was ruined, I will now ruin yours:
https://allaboutthetea.com/2018/08/07/david-easons-vulgar-pic-of-jenelle-evans/
Lol @ the three initialed one
ReplyDeleteI posted it in the original as someone noted the Beverly Hillbillies reference ("cement ponds"):
ReplyDeleteThe Ballad of Janelle Evans
Come on y’all & listen to my story ‘bout a whore
A thirsty teenage skank, who was tired a bein’ a poor.
And then one day she was a layin’ on her back,
When out came a baby all a slidin’ out her crack...
Teen mom, she is, total cooze. poor life choices.
Well the 1st thing ya know, MTV makes her a dollaraire,
Her inbred kinfolk said “ho ya best move away from thare”
Said “Kaliforny is the place you oughta be”
So she loaded up her Kia & a moved to Beverleeeeee
Hills, that is. Swimming pools, knee pads.
(2nd verse with “something something U-B-Teeeeee”, now she's got tha H-I-VEEEz" etc. etc.)
Pathetic.
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