Thursday, September 20, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 13, 2018

I might actually get sick from the spin this Housewife is putting on her wedding day. Please. If that garbage she is spewing is true, than last month would have made a whole lot more sense. Am I right? The "wedding" was for television. Just be honest. She wanted it on this season to try and make sure she gets invited back. Plain and simple. Own the truth.

Denise Richards rush to get "married," on September 8th because 8 means infinity.


15 comments:

  1. seriously. brides were tripping over themselves last month and rushing their wedding planning to fit in an 8.18.18 wedding. 9.8.18 makes no sense lol

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  2. @Ophelia, Really? Think I'm going to be sick. The vows clearly state that at death the couple parts, nobody says anything about this infinity bullshit ;)

    Or did those basic b!tches just watch too much Revenge(tv show)?

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  3. If you feel the need to pick a date like that to give meaning to your big day (for some silly instagramming bs), your marriage is doomed.

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  4. +1 Jennifer

    Could help the guy's attorney during divorce proceedings, "Your honor, as you can see from their wedding date, she was a basic b!tch all along. Any divorce judgement should be against her, her basicness and all her basic a$$ friends."

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  5. hahaha

    "Your Honor we would like to call the maid of honor to the stand to describe the ceremony."

    "OMG it was so lit I was like literally shook. The date was so perfect they'll be in love for like infinity now which is like a really long time. Can I have a glass of moscato now?"

    "Case Closed. The bride & her friends are indeed basic."

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  6. @Ophelia, a mason jar of Moscato. Wrapped in fairy lights. In a barn.

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  7. I lived in San Francisco in the 80's. City Hall was booked a year in advance for 8/8/88 weddings by people in the Chinese community. "8" is a VERY lucky number!

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  8. Are we so sure it was about infinity, (which by the way, is ludicrous on so many levels), or is it possible that it was a date picked to celebrate Carl Garner Federal Lands Cleanup Day? That’s sounds about as reasonable as the other, imo.

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  9. Infinity sounds like Hell, a prison with no doors.

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  10. Just realized: my parents' wedding date has a great meaning. Married on 8/8/73. Well, it was more about her being knocked up with me. Lol

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  11. Anonymous9:42 PM

    I mean, she married Charlie Sheen.
    This tells us something about her IQ and level of discernment.

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  12. Wow. The hostility over something so dumb.

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  13. To @Cuddlebutt --- Best comment of the day.

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  14. I like Denise and I am super happy she was casted for RHOBH. She would be the perfect addition.

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