February 19, 2019
As I told you before, this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to have a baby shower no matter what. She couldn't have one in the country where she lives no matter how much she fought for it because they are frowned upon for her status in life, so she traveled thousands of miles for one. I'm sure part of the gifts will be all kinds of drugs for when she can take them after the birth.
Meghan Markle
As I told you before, this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to have a baby shower no matter what. She couldn't have one in the country where she lives no matter how much she fought for it because they are frowned upon for her status in life, so she traveled thousands of miles for one. I'm sure part of the gifts will be all kinds of drugs for when she can take them after the birth.
Meghan Markle
MFM - Markle Free March 2019!
ReplyDeleteNever mind the shower what do people think of her 100k tablecloth?
ReplyDeleteCan’t believe how much it cost and how bad it looked. She spent over £100,000 on clothing for a 3-day trip, and she was wearing jeans part of the time.
DeleteThats what I dont get she doesn't even look good in the clothes and they do not look expensive. How is she helping these brands she looks terrible
DeletePerhaps it's hard to believe because it's not true? She SPENT 100k in 72 hours while breakfasting, lunching and dining and having a baby shower? Sorry, doesn't passed the smell test. That sort of money says couture which means multiple fittings. Around a pregnant belly? Nah!
DeleteThat’s why the clothes don’t look good on her or don’t fit properly. Fittings with the ever fluctuating pillows.
DeleteWhy didn’t she invite her mother to the shower??
ReplyDeleteMaybe her mother was invited and didn't go.
ReplyDeleteSounds about right. My mother wouldn't be caught dead at a baby shower. Not her thing. Not for daughter or granddaughters. I do not see Meghan's mother at a baby shower.
DeleteIf she's not actually carrying the baby, why would she wait 'til after the birth to do the drugs?
ReplyDeleteWho says she’s waiting?
DeleteMom is no longer on brand. Meg is haute couture level now.
ReplyDeleteThe blogs believe she was going to crash the Oscars, which is why she had so many expensive gowns for a low-key trip to Morocco.
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Delete@MD, @Gail: Because she’s not close to her mother. She just used her for optics at wedding.
ReplyDeleteat least we aren't flooded with kardashian selfies since they weren't invited.
ReplyDeleteHer mother seems the only sensible one here
ReplyDeleteSupposedly Serena Williams made a reference to Meg in her Oscars speech, when she talked about “the heartache of sacrificing a career for love.”
ReplyDeleteNot that Meg had much of a career to sacrifice, but Serena seems heavily invested in Meghan’s PR at the moment.
Serena seems to have directed some of her competitive spirit into fighting Meghan’s battles for her.
That blue dress made her look like a giant piece of delftware. The red one made her look like a tomato. The beige one would’ve been prettier in another color, it made her look like a sand dune. I still fail to see how any of those clothes are worth their price tag. It really seems like a racket to con stupid and status seeking people out of their money.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice the weird bumps under her ivory Dior?
DeleteYes Dot, she is full of strange lumps and bumps. All the time. Her belly strangely gets larger and smaller too, which anyone that has ever seen or been pregnant, knows that it’s impossible to get smaller (until the baby is born). Very strange stuff going on. Oh and how her belly also goes down, then back up. If your baby drops, it doesn’t come back up, that’s just not how pregnancy works. She also looked almost postpartum at one point, with the deflated belly and kind of poochy stomach area.
DeleteI don’t know why most people don’t see it or why anyone in the media won’t say anything.
Watch it zero, we'll still in KFF for a few more days, let us not disrespect this holy month.
ReplyDeleteLOL Astra re: “a giant piece of Delftware.”
ReplyDeleteThe 60s style red dress was one of her better ones, I thought, although she spoiled her arrival in Morocco by pushing away the milk and dates offered by the greeter in national costume. Doesn’t the British Foreign Office teach basic diplomacy classes any more?
Milk in Morocco is served raw. Drinking raw milk is dodgy. Drinking raw milk while pregnant is idiocy. If Mom ingests any one of the many bacteria contained within, her baby could be easily infected and placed in a life or death situation. Besides, being black most likely means she is lactose intolerant. Drinking milk is like eating 30 prunes. Only painful. Not suggested.
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ReplyDeleteThat cream thing from Dior= ghastly.
The red/orange one... I can't even process why she put that color on her body.
It looks like Charles has spent well over 1 million, on Markle's little frocks, jewels and heels ...in less than a year's time.
Makes you wonder why.
Omg she turned down their food? Holy shit how unbelievably rude! I bet those would’ve been the best dates ever, too. For someone that likes to put on airs about how cultured and worldly they are, that’s a pretty big faux pas.
ReplyDeleteNo raw milk for pregnant women. End of. Listeria. Salmonella. It's a long list of deadly toxins
Delete@Daryl
ReplyDeleteMaybe it isn’t Charles paying. Wouldn’t he have reeled her in by now?
@Astra
Yeah, I think the big faux pas was discussed behind the scenes. A couple of days later she visited a Moroccan kitchen and ate everything offered to her, including dates.
DeleteNutty Flavor, what’s up with Harry being her attendant rather than the actual blood royal? How weak does he look!
I thought she looked lovely in the red dress she wore right after landing. Warm colors suit her complexion.
ReplyDeleteIf I can’t walk on the red carpet with Hairball then im going to wear it!
DeleteI just don't believe these stories about her being difficult and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteYou lot are delusional if you think she's paying for any of these clothes. Anything her or Kate wear sells out in minutes. Designers would kill to have her wear their clothes. Definitely loaned to her seeing as she never wears anything twice.
ReplyDeleteIt’s difficult to look great in clothes when you’re seven months pregnant.
ReplyDeleteSuch a self-absorbed airhead. Diana would have loved her.
ReplyDeleteI love it .. the royal family created a fucking monster lol couldnt happen to a better crew... Diana this girl is not!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Serena’s PR team is hard at work.
ReplyDeleteRoyals aren’t allowed to accept loaners. Otherwise Kate, Sophie and the Yorks would be much better dressed.
The only loaning that takes place in the RF is the Queen loaning her jewelry to relatives, and interestingly, she never loans it to Meghan, with the possible exception of Meg’s wedding tiara.
@MrT, I thought it had been discussed before about her and her stylist or whoever selling on the clothes and she gets a cut, to be reused for cutting other things in straight lines!!
ReplyDeleteFunny, Nutty. I saw Torontopaper out right say that the tiara she wore for the wedding was a replica! And according to our friend Himmmm on twitter, Gaga's large yellow diamond was also a replica.
ReplyDeletePeople are petty and mean.
ReplyDeleteI believe the story about her merching for a cut of the profits. No one wears that many ill fitting clothes on purpose. Most are also out of season. Charles may be dense but even he will eventually figure it out and her purse strings are likely to be scaled back when he realizes she's made a joke out of him and the royal family.
ReplyDeleteHa! He should have figured that out by now.
DeleteI think Charles knows what people are saying. They get media summaries including social media summaries and reportedly finance private polls as well.
ReplyDeletePerhaps they don’t feel they can act until Meg’s pregnancy (or “pregnancy”) comes to an end.
But they’ll have to do something. When Daily Mail comments like “1789” or even worse “1789. 1917. 2019?” get dozens of upvotes, there is a problem to be solved.
Love you blog Nutty. Keep the posts coming.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Nothing new today, though.
ReplyDelete@Nutty: If Charles isn’t paying for her clothing, who do you think might be?
ReplyDeleteTeam Kate.
ReplyDeletewow, and her is "Nutty" again with half the comments right on schedule. Wow to give some much thought to someone who doesn't even know you exist has got to be exhausting.
ReplyDeleteSerena & Meg are besties, get over it.
Meg was a supporting actress on a cable show that no one watched. Which is part of why she agreed to marry Harry & his exes who were starting out in their careers didn't want to.
Mom is flying to London after shortly before her due date. the shower was for the girl friends. Get over it.
Meg needs to get over her friendship with Jessica, and get a stylist who know WTF her job it. Jess doesn't know what fabrics to take for travel, what won't get wrinkled, or what patterns will photograph well.
Meg is obessive about her looks & weight. she only has fries on her birthday. She also wants to keep her energy up after baby & not look haggard like Kate, so she'll use coke. Notice how closely she is still watching her weight. If she could get Harry to agree she would've scheduled a c section at 7 months like Coco did when she had Chanel.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
DeleteThey're not going to do anything until Harry no longer wants to be married to her. Diana taught that family a lot.
ReplyDeleteWow, people really are fascinated with those they consider their betters.
ReplyDelete@Aquagirl, I don’t know who else might be paying. Plenty of interest groups would have a plausible motive for trying to mess with the BRF.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I can also think of one very good reason for Charles to let Meg run a bit wild: she makes Camilla look good by comparison. Charles is supposedly obsessed with Camilla becoming Queen Consort if he becomes King.
Camilla has been getting a lot better press since the Meghan circus came to town.
@DotDot
ReplyDeleteI agree that Harry looks servile, letting his wife charge ahead of him and carrying her purse and flower bouquets. Those silly suede Oxfords he wears everywhere do him no favors, either. The 15-year-old Moroccan crown prince looked so much more chic in his perfectly-tailored suit and shined shoes.
Harry’s longtime private secretary, Ed Fox, was one of the first to quit after the wedding. Maybe Ed was the one holding Harry together.
@brayson
ReplyDeleteCalling Markle a "better", is such obvious bait; but someone will surely bite .
Lol yeah Daryl 😆 I’m half tempted to, myself!
ReplyDelete@nutty
ReplyDeleteCamilla was absent from the church walk last Christmas (I think its a half mile or something).She's never in the media; never seen w Charles anymore.
When a wider acceptance of the fake pregnancy theme emerged is when Serena's PR team started hitting out at people. I really was on the fence because I always assumed they used IVF. When they started doxxing detractors I decided maybe the royal pillow was real and bloggers were getting too close to the truth. As for betters the British royal family is fit for great entertainment but because of poor leadership won't survive Charles. England can't afford the royal family and needs to be trimmed back into a very small bush.
ReplyDeleteCamilla did public engagements on Feb 19 (the Vogue fashion awards), Feb 20 (Medical Detection Dogs and women’s refuge) and Feb 21 (young caregivers). She and Charles did a Scotland event in January and are going to Cuba together in March.
ReplyDeleteSource: 2 minute search of the Daily Mail.
@nutty
ReplyDeleteI boycotted Daily Mail.
Are there photos of her w Charles?
Yes. Google Camilla Charles Scotland. The event was Jan 11 at the Fife Hotel. Town and Country covered it too.
ReplyDeleteIf Meghan has a home birth, then I will believe she used a surrogate. If she goes to a hospital, then I will believe she was really pregnant.
ReplyDeleteIf she is using a surrogate, then I am curious as to who knows it besides obviously herself and Harry and the surrogate.
And how does she explain no doctor visits?
Brayson, you are missing a shitshow of epic proportions. Grab some popcorn and pull up a chair. In Morocco yesterday, Markle insisted on walking to the camera side of the car, because she thinks she is the star of the show. Poor Harry is shunted off to the background at every turn. The minders did not look pleased. Her Royal Highness literally ran, 7 months pregnant, jelly belly flopping, over to see some girls! The laughs are endless.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like confirmation bias, people don't like her so every little thing she does is interpreted as more evidence that they were right. Harry and her are not in the line of succession unless some King Ralph catastrophe happens, so who cares?
ReplyDeleteObviously you, lol. Tk u for a perfect example of hypocrisy
DeleteAnd Nutty, the $90K Dior gown she wore to a business casual event at the Embassy in a the Atlas Mountains. Hilarious! Maybe at the Oscars, but I'm sure it raised many an eyebrow. Imagine wearing Dior only to shove in front of your royal husband at every turn in your gold 4 inch heels. Dame Edna, beware, there's a new Queen in town!
ReplyDelete@h banks
ReplyDeleteIts frustrating. but let's remember there will be 353,000 births today on earth. (Source :Unicef)
They are all important.
Yes, Brayson, there is some of that going on. But there is also tons of confirmation. Also, there is this modern narrative of social media influencer who turns out to be a complete sham. Shocking, I know, but in this case, she is representing the UK on the world stage. And sadly, many of us are fond of Prince Harry since his mother died when he was so young. So it is all very tragic, really.
ReplyDelete@Lulu, Chin up, he'll get sick of her sh!t in two years, baby or no, sounds like he's already halfway there. If she's as unpopular with his family as you guys say I doubt they'll raise a fuss when he kicks her to curb. Could just be a starter wife until he finds a proper lady. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's very endearing how you guys care so much about him, having watched him grow up 🤗💕
ReplyDeleteMilk in Morocco is not raw. especially not the milk you give a foreign VIP Visitor. So sick of people finding excuses for ugly Meghan's bad behaviour.
ReplyDelete@brayson
ReplyDeleteMany people are living on assistance.
They are more concerned about what all of this means for the UK.
So are Thursday November & Roberta Joan MM? Also, anyone think that Charles is pulling a Tywin? You know, doing the second son's whore?
ReplyDelete@ An Edwards the answer to your last question is yes definitely!
ReplyDeleteIf she is wearing standard size pillows, shouldn’t the clothes fit perfectly? All uniform numbers,
ReplyDeleteSo how is it her clothes don’t fit if she is wearing a pillow? You can’t claim them both at the same time.
Morocco serves raw milk. My Uncle was a diplomat in Morocco and he was told to boil all milk. To this day, my cousin still boils her milk. She likes the taste as that is what she grew up on in the many countries her father was assigned.
ReplyDeleteAny trip abroad while pregnant must be taken with caution. My aunt became pregnant while in Morocco and even with every precaution, she contracted Listeria in the month before birth. The baby died in utero. Listeria bacteria passed the placental barrier much like any other disease or infection.
According to the cultural standard, the milk and dates must be offered. The guest can thank there host and say no thank you. Moroccans realize that a pregnant or ill person will not or cannot drink the milk. They are hardly primitive and are well aware of the reasons the offering might be refused. You and I have systems accustomed to our bacterias. We are NOT accustomed or immune to bacteria in other locales especially in third world countries.
Moroccans are hardly so sensitive as to be offended or feel slighted. Their royal family does live in the modern world as do many Moroccans. They are lovely, friendly and hospitable people.
Give it a rest. Interpreting every act of the royals does not require reading tea leaves or hiring a body language interpreter. Y'all are working too hard at hate. Way too hard.
In Morocco with the striped top and jeans, the "baby bump" was at about the three-month level of pregnancy, not six or seven months.
ReplyDeleteWhoever said it, Good Sleuthing with the home birth! No hospital people to ditch a pillow, and haul out a baby born to an unknown person.
Serena Williams' remarks put her at the level of co-dependent friend, or, a better phrase, Meghan Markle's sidekick.
I was in Morocco last year. I was never served raw milk. Perhaps your uncle was a diplomat years ago, but I can assure you, Morocco has moved into the 21st century and would not think to potentially serve a "pregnant" woman, particularly a "royal" one, raw milk. Give them some credit as they do their research. Morocco isn't in the stone age. I will say that food and hospitality go hand in hand in that country. She made a major faux pa in rejecting the food. Even if she didn't take the milk, she sure as hell should have eaten a date. It was literally a slap in the face to the host. Moroccans are very proud of their food, and feeding guests and hospitality are extremely important in that part of the world.
ReplyDeleteThe tea in Morocco us excellent. They serve tea in trays as well.
DeleteThe Moroccan ROYAL fucking family is not going to give a pregnant woman raw milk, you small town idiots.
ReplyDeleteWomen in Morocco get pregnant and have babies alt eh time, and it's 2019, not the dark ages.
They have normal bloody milk, in every supermarket there. Besides, she can just drink tea.
As for Serena Williams: she's quite the simpleton isn't she? Not a good look being so far up Sparkles' backside. Notice how different the baby shower guest list was to the wedding guest list. Her shower had a handful of attendees. I think many celebrities sense that her unpopularity is infectious. Serena should be above this charade, but she's isn't, which makes her look stupid, easily manipulated and a try hard.
Now, I totally believe that the palace is trolling Sparkles. They are giving her enough rope to hang herself, without intervening. At a certain point even dim Harry will have to admit how unsuitable and pathetic she is, and this is their way to show him: let her do whatever she wants, because she isn't smart enough to contain herself or give herself respectful boundaries. She's the type who'll take both arms, if you offer her a finger. So it's just a matter of time.
Brayson87... so chivalrous! (Except when it's about Lady Gaga or someone else he doesn't like...)
ReplyDeleteRoyals are generally experts in pretending to eat and enjoy local food while not actually eating or enjoying anything at all.
ReplyDeleteQueen Elizabeth II has been pushing local delicacies around her plate for decades while making polite conversation with her hosts. All a part of diplomacy.
Meg could have easily taken a date for the cameras, raised it to her mouth and then slipped it off to a bodyguard. It's also not difficult to mime drinking milk without actually drinking any. She is a trained actress, after all.
I do enjoy the immense stretches Meg's defenders will make for her.
To quote Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in the movie Duck Soup: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
@RobertaJoan: The £100,000 wardrobe was for the Moroccan trip, not the baby shower and did include couture. If you’re going to be so nasty, keep up with the subject matter.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Serena Williams invested in promoting MM, I've never heard Serena talk about mm before she married Harry.
ReplyDeleteThe Morocco trip was odd, another excuse for mm to wear expensive clothes and also break royal protocol. Did anyone hear Harry's joke "is the baby mine" tacky.
when harry made that joke, I immediately thought of Chandler Bing, and his inappropriate joking masking deep discomfort
ReplyDeleteyep, that joke was so bad. The poor lady was purely congratulating them on the pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteI hope we don't have to see MM and PH on any public events for awhile.
@Jeshor7
ReplyDeleteI also think Serena's involvement in MM's publicity is strange, particularly since Serena is also trying to come back from a major PR fail after her bad behavior when losing to Naomi Osaka.
What in the world is in it for Serena? Maybe they are genuine friends, but giving a friend emotional support in private and (repeatedly) putting your public reputation on the line for that friend are two very different things.
With her tennis career ending, Serena seems to be trying to redefine herself - ie her Oscar presenter role, and I see she's also taking on a board position with Poshmark.
But Meg seems like a bad bet, based on past results.
Her moonbump seems to have lost some of its stuffing. There was a huge ridge across her middle in the beige £90,000 kaftan and two lumps either side of a plasticky "navel". She is not pregnant. It's so obvious.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Harry was praying she'd drink the milk...��♀️��
ReplyDeleteI've been reading this blog, pretty interesting..
https://harrymarkle.wordpress.com
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ReplyDelete@Nutty_Flavor True . Serena and her PR Team are probably planning her post tennis career, I don't see her winning a Slam. Also, did you see Serena post her new sports attire on Instagram during the baby shower? Self promotion.
ReplyDeleteTalking about mm's bump did anyone see her running towards the crowd during her Morocco visit. lol
Harry is uncomfortably aware that people see through the pregnancy scam. It explains his awkward joke "She'sd pregnant? Is it mine?" which give Meghan Markle's sleazy reputation was completely crass.
ReplyDeleteHow much money is mm spending on PR, everyday we hear something about her. What happened to her friendship with Chopra, no the rocks? lol
ReplyDeleteMeghan Refuses a Date With Harry. Ok. I just got done viewing this vid on Meghan and Harry’s arrival in Morocco. Honestly, I agree with what’s said in it because Harry doesn’t mentor Meghan in any protocols, well not efficiently, because she keeps messing up, not to mention the disrespect she shows the Moroccans. Another point is that this isn’t the first country she does this in! Ok. Just see it for yourself. I’m done!
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/3OqWk9kBEVE
I spent 10 trs growing up in Morocco (mostly Tangier, also Rabat and Casablanca) and yes, one can find raw milk if one needs to, but Pasturized milk is found EVERYWHERE, and majority of Moroccan do not drink raw milk. AND FIRGET ABOUT THE MILK! She DIDNT EVEN TAKE A DATE. People DO not contract pathogens from dates. They are EXTREMELY safe to eat.
ReplyDeleteSo why didn’t she eat one? Please answer that one, all you Meghan apoligists.