Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Blind Item #2

As I told you before, this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to have a baby shower no matter what. She couldn't have one in the country where she lives no matter how much she fought for it because they are frowned upon for her status in life, so she traveled thousands of miles for one. I'm sure part of the gifts will be all kinds of drugs for when she can take them after the birth.

95 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Megan Markle

Apple Pie is Good said...

Megan Markle. I saw it on the Instagram...sussexsquad

datemarykate said...

Obviously MM and her royal fakeness. But if she isn’t really pregnant, can’t she just do the drugs now alongside her five plastic “friends”? I’m so excited for the divorce drama. This will be better than any reality show ever (and I love 90 Day FiancΓ©)

Tricia13 said...

I think she’s pregnant for real. Looks like she’s carrying a a girl as well.

kfitz said...

agreed. plus, i think she should be able to have a baby shower. theres nothing wrong with celebrating the birth of a child. idc what family she married into. if mom wants one, do it girl.

David Howes said...

Megan Markle had better get with the Royal Protocol or she will find herself forced out.

See Fergie for example.

sadi porter said...

What i find interesting is that she flew whilst 7 months pregnant, pretty sure that is in the 3rd trimester and it may be illegal to fly in the 3rd trimester.

kiki71 said...

@David Howes but the monarchy DOES need to modernize not to wither and die and they know this, hence accepting Meghan thus far. Fergie forced their hand. Her whole toe sucking affair pics coming out were irrefutable and embarrassing to them. Meghan just being uncouth Hollywood wanting a shower and to polish her fingernails isn't the same. She will be okay so long as they are able to spin things. And Fergie was decades ago, her scandals, her personality. I feel like the world and gossip have evolved as such Meghan could be okay if she isn't totally stupid.

Nutty_Flavor said...

And yet she is totally stupid, and constantly puts herself in unnecessary and avoidable foolish situations.

Chris P said...

She is totally stupid yet she thinks the entire world is. She's gonna have a rude awakening.

Mischi said...

I love how the stupid Meghan and her equally stupid friends think that they have pulled one over on us with the PR stunts, the moonbump and the merching. they are average intelligence and think they can pull the wool over our eyes like they did to Harry the dyslexic and mentally lazy inbred royal.

Brayson87 said...

OMG, Meghan Markle wanted to participate in a totally culturally normal event where she's from, and so she traveled back to her home country to participate in one. Why are we throwing shade at her for acting like every other damn imaginary American princess?

Krab said...

BECAUSE SHE THINKS WE'RE TOO STUPID to see she's faking the entire pregnancy. How DARE she go back to her home country to see her fake friends? To celebrate her fake pregnancy? WE'RE ON TO YOU, MEGHAN. We can't wait for the divorce which Nutty says will happen by Christmas!

astra worthington said...

Sadi, it’s probably not illegal but imo it’s pretty stupid. She’s not young, she doesn’t need to be doing anything that could hurt that baby (if she’s actually pregnant). It’s absolutely retarded for her to be risking her and the baby’s health, for a bunch of stupid gifts and a “party”. Bitch, you can’t buy your own shit!?

What is wrong with this woman?!?

Nutty Flavor I am awaiting your blog post on this!!!

astra worthington said...

Uh oh looks like the Markle Internet Defense Squad is here πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

rosie riveter said...

I don't see the pregnancy in her face. And the holding it like she does is so overboard that Ive just always believed shes acting.
Of course, we have a girl at work who's really chubby and she's been caressing her "baby bump" since she was about 4 weeks along... Who knows. I've not been pregnant so perhaps should withhold judgement on that particular feeling

Krab said...

Most airlines won't let you fly past 36 weeks, which she isn't. And she probably flew privately anyway. Maybe actually know something about what you're spouting off about.

Some women are always touching their pregnant bellies--a friend of mine did--and some are hands off in public, like me. Maybe stop policing a pregnant woman's actions? Or even a fake-pregnant woman's actions?

Nutty_Flavor said...

Thanks, Astra. Working on a blog post about the parallels between Meghan and Jussie Smollett. Ready in an hour or two.

Brayson87 said...

@Nutty, you can't draw parallels just because they're both biracial, that's discrimination lol

MDAnderson said...

Every airline has different policies on when you can fly. Pretty sure Megan wouldn’t mind having the baby in the US. She just doesn’t care at all about royal protocol.

Stevie Nixed said...

Sadi, it's not illegal. It's at your own risk.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Brayson, they have a lot more in common than that.

Both desperate strivers, for example, willing to go to great extremes to generate attention.

lilac said...

Good for her. I don't think the RF really cares at this point. Let her do what she wants. Kate is the one who really has to tow the line and follow the rules. MM is a celeb with no power.

tatty said...

Oh, Is there pregnancy police who arrest women for flying private at 32 weeks? Lol. Please. She is definitely pregnant, I agree with a girl. And her private plane can take her back whenever she needs. It’s hardly an issue.

I also agree if she wants a baby shower, then she can have one.

DarylsBigFan said...


There is a reason why Markle reacts so oddly when in Christian places of worship. To the point of extending her tongue.
The thing she needs the most, is the thing she defiantly rejects; that's why this will only get worse.

Krab said...

Oh, is she also a devil worshipper who reveres Baphomet? Like all of Hollywood with their blackened right eyes? Do go on--this promises to be more entertaining than Nutty's usual trolling.

Krab said...

Maybe the baby (who will be born of a jackal, of course, since the pregnancy is fake) will be named Damian! And the nanny will hang herself off Frogmore Cottage! And then Prince Harry will be shot when he drags little Damian into St George's Chapel, and at the funeral, little Damian and Meghan will look at one another and SMILE. (Start O Fortuna from Carmina Burana now)

Jimbonius said...

All of her belly cradling is ridiculous. Makes me think she's constantly checking on the position of the 'pillow' so that it's in the right spot.

b foster said...

yall are crazy

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kfitz said...

when i get pregnant with baby #2, im going to cradle it wherever I go now just because it seems to piss everyone off. what a weird thing to get upset by, a pregnant mother wanting to feel her child moving around.

Unknown said...

Can’t stand Markle but this blind is stupid. No one could stop her having a baby shower. Yes, in the UK they’re considered tacky but so is clutching your bump a la Demi and wearing outrageously expensive clothes to charity engagements...and she doesn’t care about that. She went to NYC because she has no friends in the UK.

astra worthington said...

Trolling obviously equals “people having opinions that I don’t agree with/share/like”

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Vita said...

The hand placement would bother me if she ONLY did it in photos and when the center of focus, bc then it would be more eye-roll inducing PR stunts from how to be a People celeb 101 (and I do feel like much of her pre-Royal celebdom looked like People and Instyle were her life manuals). However, if she does it all of the time, i'd get that...you've got a human in there, and what the hell else are supposed to do with your hands that is any better?

Is Enty committing to her bump being real with the drug comment? Is it me, or that it's only seemed to change sizes a couple of times, with no change in other body parts? While not everyone carries like Jessica Simpson, she doesn't have the very narrow, willowy body type of kate, either.

astra worthington said...

People think the bump clutching and flipping back the coat to show it off, and posing and all the other shit she does, is dumb because it’s obviously a performance. She doesn’t give a shit about that baby and just wants to get attention. If she wanted to feel it move, she wouldn’t have been doing it like 2 months into the pregnancy because you don’t feel anything until around 4 or 5 months, and even then as a first time mother you aren’t really sure if it’s actually the baby for a while longer. If she cared about that baby she wouldn’t be flying to NYC for a stupid baby shower. That’s truly the dumbest thing she’s done yet. However I’m curious to see her chicken legs now, if they’ve swollen at all.

I think my main problem with her is her glittering, cruel spider eyes. She looks unstable, it seems to radiate off her.

DarylsBigFan said...

@krab
I se.
You have an opinion; it's an opinion.
I have an opinion; I am "a troll".
Do explain how that works, Krab.
Why are you so defensive about anything spiritual in nature?

Do Not Lie said...

Although there are countless examples of her stupidity, these are paramount in my mind:
1.) announcing she is pro abortion while on official business in predominantly catholic Ireland
2.) hosting an impromptu picnic on KP's grounds for associates of the mosque that gave rise to several terrorists. (Did she pocket $ from writing her narcissistic foreword to their cookbook while alluding to her taking credit for writing the whole book?)
3.) running roughshod over her lost looking husband
4.) her 24/7 attention seeking. She always looks for the camera and compulsively obsesses over PR and stunts.
5.) after all of her lies and stunts, her credibility is lost....forever.

hunter said...

Drugs are really no big deal on occasion as long as you don't become a dependent addict.

Lots of people do some drugs (cocaine, X, etc) from time to time, I'm not going to condemn her for it.

tatty said...

Yes, I wish I wasnt too old to get pregnant again. I’d cradle it everywhere I go and watch everyone’s head explode lol.

Krab said...

I'm not defensive. I find it hilarious that so many people apparently earnestly believe that Hollywood stars became so because of devil worshipping, voodoo, whatever. The occult.

As for trolling, it's not having a different opinion. It's the wholesale making up of motivations and actions ascribed to someone you don't know. It's the fiction that's actually in a blog and people believe it. Normal people don't do that. Normal people don't write entire blogs devoted to hating on a single celebrity without a single shred of evidence to back any of it up. That's kind of crazy and unbalanced and troll-like.

kfitz said...

I find it absolutely insane people get this worked up over the royal family or any celeb for that matter. like yall really get mad lol

DarylsBigFan said...

@krab
There is another realm.
Several in fact.
That's science, not religion.Steven Hawking estimated 24 dimensions and possibly more.
We do come under spiritual attack.
Some people invite attack thru rituals .
It does cause people to lose their souls.
It happens.
I witnessed it first hand on mission work overseas, with my parents, in a very desperate place.
It happens.
Open your eyes.

Krab said...

@DarylIsBigFan

Uh, thanks, I'll stick with science, not voodoo.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Meghan Markle, Jussie Smollett, and the Biracial Dilemna - new blog entry.

https://nuttyflavor88.blogspot.com/2019/02/meghan-markle-jussie-smollett-and.html

Also accessible via my profile.

Brayson87 said...

@Daryl, Tell us more about what happened overseas with the rituals and the attacks, that's way more interesting that this baby shower bs.

DarylsBigFan said...

@krab

If science is so flawless...
how come the APA constantly modifies their definitions of abnormal behavior and diagnoses?

Brayson87 said...

@Krab, supposedly the conspiracy theory is about blackened left eyes, strange how you changed that one detail...πŸ˜…

Moedoodle said...

How the Fock do you know, with such certainty no less, she’s faking. Kate is that you? Or are you just jealous that you’re not a Dutchess

kfitz said...

Nice blog post nutty. I might not agree with all of it but I enjoyed reading it.

DarylsBigFan said...

@krab

If science is so flawless, please tell me why --->my daughter lost four years of her life, while several 'doctors' fought over how she should be treated??

Brayson87 said...

Ah shoot, I was hoping we'd get a cool story about occult Africa or Asia.

Guesser said...

A lot of us think she is taking for a number of real reasons,for one, it had been said she couldn't get pregnant. For another,she gives the appearance of not looking pregnant,size changes,not having "the look",traveling by plane, heavy schedule for someone not important. We seem to have been right about Beyonce for the first baby,and don't get me started on Amal.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Kfitz Thank you!

DarylsBigFan said...

@brayson
Mission work is never "cool". It's very important but not cool.
Frightening, dangerous,hot, and exhausting.
Don't go unless you have a thick skin.
My father was cut out for it...I wasn't.
Peace.

J said...

lol @ British taxpayers paying for the halfwit halfprince and his 100% useless wife.

cupofteaandsliceofcake said...

Come Enty, you can do better than this!

bob said...

I've got money on her doing a Mia Wallace cos her 'friend' mixed up the baggies.
Massive outpouring of grief - Windsors off the hook because poor Harry.

In her narcissism she doesn't realise she's their false flag, and there's nothing she can do about it.

astra worthington said...

Daryl, people that are living wrong are notoriously resistant to correction. They revel in “spitting in the face of God”, so to speak. That’s their choice and they have free will to do so. All I can say is that I am absolutely certain that Satanism, demonic possession, etc, exists. I also have seen it and once you see it you will never forget it nor can you explain it away.

I have nothing against science. It has its place. But it isn’t the be all and end all and it doesn’t have all the answers. Usually the people that praise it are exactly the same as religious zealots, they just don’t see it.

I also would be interested to hear about your experiences in the mission field.

Lulu Filona said...

Enty, be consistent with your story lines. First she was using a surrogate, now she has to wait to do her drugs until after the birth. You make my head hurt sometimes.
But seriously, if you think that is a really belly, I've got a bridge to sell you. And don't get me started on how she squats down and then pops right back up in 4 inch heels. Physically impossible with a belly that size, unless it is the kind which flattens when you sit down.
No, this trip is an escape to shore up her crumbling PR effort, do some drugs and interviews, and God knows what else a scheming Z lister does when she is desperate.

Krab said...
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Krab said...

Because that's not how science works. It doesn't claim to have all the answers, unlike religion.

Brayson87 said...

Are search engines religion then?

fnchrstphr said...

She's vulgar. A rich woman begging people for free shit.

fnchrstphr said...

Meghan is an 18 year old mall rat from the Valley who thinks wearing face glitter makes her look classy. She's not pretty but she is boring.

Zebra Seasoning said...

How much are UK taxpayers paying for her to have this party? Bodyguards, chartered plane, what have you.

I'd have been plenty happy for her to have a party here, even if it isn't a "British" thing, because I think it's ridiculous to have that expense. I doubt it's coming out of her own personal purse.

FififromMtl said...

Oh MM, showers are so bougie. You live in palaces dear, suck it up and buy your own damn nappies.

astra worthington said...

I wish face glitter would come back! Yes I am trashy and that’s ok with me. I love it all! Remember the really big, chunky kind? The BEST!

Nathalia said...

I think it is super tacky and stupid she flew all the way to NYC to have a baby shower. First, she does not need anything. Second, why did someone gave her a crib when weeks ago her PR was saying she and Harry were spending sleepless nights fixing a crib lol. Third, if she really wanted a baby shower she could have done one with a charity where everything would go do mothers in need of clothes, diapers, etc.

Krab said...

How many pregnant women really NEED a shower? Maybe it's just a way to celebrate a life event with close friends? Naaaah, that can't be it. She's too evil with her snake eyes and nonwhite skin to want something normal like that.

Count Jerkula said...

Scottie's return to Suits was mediocre. Did inspire me to view the diddling video w/ her lovely waxed starfish. Chick looks better w/o all the make up they cake on her for the show.

Losing Markle's dumper is akin to The Office losing Steve Carrell. Show cant end quick enough. Have Harvey and Donna bang and go dark. No interest in the Jessica Pearson spin off either.

annie roo said...

Woman has baby shower with friends, it is a fun joyous occasion not sure why folk have to be so nasty.

Humor Me said...

so many questions -
1) being as far "along" as she is, is it safe for her to fly?
2) that bump sure can shift....just saying...
3) why couldn't the "friends" fly to London to fete her? Too much scrutiny?
4) if this was to be under the radar, why then is it splashed over the DM with revolving headlines?
5) She entered into the RF - they don't have baby showers. Why isn't she assimilating? Kinda like the issues with tights, right?
6) and......why hasn't she turned this fiasco into a humanitarian effort like someone mentioned above? After all, we KNOW she IS a humanitarian, at least that is was she says she is......

Unknown said...

@Nuttyflavor, when analyzing Megan's anon posts, I would also suggest looking for spelling errors. Americans use certain words and don't recognize that the spelling is different across the Pond. We tend to use z's instead of s's, such as in "analyze,""recognize," etc. and then are things like using u's in certain words, and then things like "centre," "theatre," etc. If you study her prose long enough, she'll give herself away. ;) The one thing I will comment on is that refers to "Meg" as being the "mother" of child whereas most Brits I know don't really say mother but "mum."

An American wouldn't necessarily notice the spelling errors, especially if she was writing in a moment of passion.

astra worthington said...

Good blog post, Nutty Flavor

Kimberley said...

Krab just had to mention 'non-white skin.' Ugh. Wondered how long it would be until someone pulled out the 'R' card. Not even going into the religion issue. You can't talk to someone with a closed mind, or even a defensive one.
I agree with @DarylsBigRan and @Astra.

Dorothy Zbornak said...

Be careful @astra, she has a PR team for doxxing!

TwoDots said...

Here for the comments πŸ˜‚

HeatherBee said...

I love the days when the arguments go off in 9 different directions, and I find myself madly googling subjects to the point of forgetting the original post. What were we talking about again? πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ

All X's said...

Krab is a well known (((defender))) on here. Probably gets paid by the response like the rest.

astra worthington said...

Thanks Kimberley! And Dorothy Zbornak, she doesn’t scare me. I’d say every bit of it to her face, and I’m American so I’d just double down because FREE SOEECH.

rabbit said...

Markle doesn't have any friends. Her only "friend" is her stylist, Mulroney.
I wonder if we'll find out just who attended her shower.

Markle's family were/are chronic weed smokers from the time she was born.
It's just natural that Markle is feeling the need to get high for a week or so, away from the BRF.
And, no, she's not pregnant.

Besides being a narcissist, I'm going to venture that Markle is also a psychopath, that is, a person without a conscience. Harry is blinded now, but one day Markle will look at him with utter contempt and disdain, and it will dawn on Harry that it's been this way all along.

Nutty Flavor, thank you for your blog! Love your commentary.

Aquagirl said...

+1 @Rabbit

Crazy how these 2 waste money. Harry went to Norway for 3 hours and flew back because it was Valentine’s Day. Approximately $20,000 for the flight. If he really wanted to support the troops, he should have stayed there for a few days and went through some of the training with them. They don’t have the luxury of flying home to see their wives/gf’s. Then MM flew out to NY the next morning. BTW, if she proves that any part of her trip was work-related, then we (the US) have to pay her expenses.

As far as her baby shower, it is against Royal Protocol to have one. She knew (or should have known) the rules when she married into the BRF. Yet she seems intent on not following any of them. Tacky.

Kate said...

So is SussexSquad actually MM herself? One of her close friends like Jessica?

I don't dislike the woman, I actually really like the royals, but calling her Diana's true successor is a bit presumptuous. Diana was married to the first in line, so that knocks that idea right out of the water since Kate is in that position now. Unless I'm missing something...

Mango said...

When her friends hug her, they must be able to tell that her belly bump is fake... Her friends do hug her, right?


MattDaddy said...

I don't get the hatred for her. Never did.

Aoife said...

I'm guessing that all of the folks so concerned about the Duchess grabbing at her stomach have never been pregnant or if they have never carried an active fetus.

As someone saidit does look as if she's carrying a girl.

As for the rest of the stuff here...

Vita said...

Does she fly privately? I thought there was a story about William attending a friend's bachelor party or wedding (something personal/non-duty), and he not only fly by commercial air, but regular class? Now, im sure he had half a cabin's worth of guards, but still that would be less expense than private charter, and he's the future king.

MichelleJ817 said...

NYC

Nutty_Flavor said...

Thank you, Astra and Rabbit.

The photos from outside the event are entertaining.

First of all, Meg is wearing one of her smaller bumps, and attempting to disguise that fact by holding a large purse in front of her stomach. Nice try. I guess she didn't want to wrestle with the big bump while dining with friends.

There's also video of her getting out of a car as nimbly as a fleet fox on her four-inch heels. Quite the achievement for her eighth month of pregnancy.

Secondly, the guests look miserable. Serena Williams looks like she's just lost the last match of a potential Grand Slam. Markus Anderson, Meghan's longtime Soho House contact (some say pimp), shows up wearing a denim jacket like he's going to a sports event. The cops physically push him out of the way so Meg can make her grand descent from the car. Good times.

Mary Smith said...

I had my baby showers Not because I needed the gifts, but because I wanted to get family and friends together to have a great day and celebrate companionship. Don't personally know Meghan Markle, so I can't comment on her reasons for doing it but maybe she just wanted to see family and friends again.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Meg doesn't seem to have invited any family to her shower. She's (publicly) estranged from everyone but her mom, who didn't show.

As for the friends, they seemed to be mostly business associates. And not as many celebrities as she'd probably hoped for.

Zebra Seasoning said...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/royals/meghan-markles-baby-shower-cost-dollar200000-and-serena-williams-paid-for-it/ar-BBTR7SX?li=BBnb7Kz

I guess that answers my question.

rabbit said...

It's not that anyone "hates" Markle; it's more a case of Horrified Fascination. Many of us cannot look away from the Trainwreck running out of control. Harry's going to be the biggest casualty of Markle's destructive ways.

K8 Flynn said...

She gets free stuff all the time from the British taxpayers

Do Not Lie said...

Modernization advice from this obscene spender with no accomplishments of her own is ridiculous. By now, multi millions of pounds later this fake poser appears menacing and sinister to the point of concern. Watch Markle's spider eyes as they reveal her cold and preying nature.

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