July 15, 2019
The foreign born mogul/reality guy has been getting turned down a lot for random hookups with women. He is having to rely more and more on women who are looking to get paid or want a job.
Simon Cowell
The foreign born mogul/reality guy has been getting turned down a lot for random hookups with women. He is having to rely more and more on women who are looking to get paid or want a job.
Simon Cowell
You mean paid boys/men?
ReplyDeleteHope they have insurance. I wouldn't touch that without a full body condom. Or with one, to be honest.
ReplyDeleteAs I wrote on the original, usually the Simon is a sexy stud blinds come from the paid help. Stuff like this piece of truth come from the real world.
ReplyDeleteNo way this is true. Simon is sexy af. People throw themselves at him. Even if you don't find him hot you'd totally jump at the chance for a little fame or a house or something.
ReplyDeleteEwww... No way! He's like... He reminds me of what would be my friends dad! And not even a hot dad. Lol, like the weird, pervy, grumpy dad that watches everyone in their bathing suits by the pool in a creepy way. But will yell at you for getting any water on the floor when u come in. Ya, pass. Hard pass. Not that I matter, bc apparently he's gay anyway, lol!
DeleteIs it just me, or does he always look like he’s coated in a thin layer of grease?
ReplyDelete@Eponymous +1000000000 LOL
ReplyDeleteAgreed, he could be our new Greasy Bear.
ReplyDeleteWhy does enty not reveal that simon Cowell is gay?the son was ai my sister is in pr and was at itv studios where it is an open secretno one will publish it in the UK as he will take them to court
ReplyDeleteHis best pal was the happily now dead and convicted paedo and mega publicist, Max Clifford.
ReplyDeleteVic, who is Max Clifford? I know I can google it but I'd rather hear a synopsis from someone.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of UK-famous people we do not hear about in the US (no shade.)
@Samantha.
ReplyDeleteMax Clifford, Cowell's bestie, was the go to fixer for British "celebs".
A publicist with all the right connections. Drugs busts,DUIs,rapes, the odd suspicious death and there would be Clifford fronting up on behalf of whatever celeb piece of shit involved. He knew all the right people to get things sorted.
It didn't stop him getting done for fucking underage girls during the famous Metropolitan Police investigation Operation Yewtree, in the wake of the exposure of the atrocities ofJimmy Savior and the BBC though.
Hilariously for the nation and humiliatingly for him, it came out during the trial that he was hung like a peanut.
Also hilariously, he died in prison from a "heart attack". Whether natural or encouraged in some way, I don't know and, understandably, no one seemed to give a fuck or be particularly interested in finding out.
He's gross AF, but he's still not gay.
ReplyDeleteI mean he’s gay though right? Apparently his kid has something in common with Phillip Green. I’ll leave it at that.
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