Monday, July 15, 2019

Blind Item #11

The foreign born mogul/reality guy has been getting turned down a lot for random hookups with women. He is having to rely more and more on women who are looking to get paid or want a job.

28 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Simon Cowell

sandybrook said...

Simon

sandybrook said...

I guess this one didn't come from Simon's PR firm, those usually have him being the stud of the century, nailing anyone he wants.

Jimbonius said...

He had a pretty good run, he shouldn't complain.

Pissoff said...

Because he is FUGLY

Rosie riveter said...

Oh the dreaded Age of Invisibility.
Everyone will meet with it, even the hairy stud Simon Cowell.

Thorne said...

Yeah, I think I saw video of Simon Cowell ranting in a bagel shop last week, didn't I?

Unknown said...

Piers Morgan?

Ann said...

Simon Cowell. Have you see photos of him with his shirt off? That's enough to make you hurl. It would take paid help to crawl in a bed with that hairy freak.

Nicole said...

Whenever the show has trans/gay men on the show, the cameras always go to Simon first. Then he shows an "appalled" look on his face.

Low Key said...

Nah, Unknown, nobody ever wanted Piers Morgan.

Ladylaw said...

Can you imagine having that sweaty tobacco wreaking bloke laboring over you? Not enough money in the world.

Samantha said...

If all he wants off them is a one night stand, his money doesn't come into it. Aging less good looking folks have to look for a committed partner or they have to pay.

If he were looking for a trophy wife he'd probably have an easier time.

Trapped said...

Simon ugly arse
, never liked him at all

Troy Dyer said...

Simon- his new teeth will turn off just about anyone

MissDavie said...

Simon had a good run with the ladies. He's just no longer an attractive man unless there's some other incentive. The days of a woman finding him hot enough to bang without motivation are over.

Unknown said...

Isn't Simon, its that British chef dude
Simon "laboring over you". God, hilarious!

Samantha said...

Troy what's with dentists giving everyone large teeth? They're supposed to shape those to fit.

Reminds me of Matt Dillon in "Something About Mary."

They should also make them a bit less uniform to look less like dentures.

Not talking about Simon's. Haven't seen his.

Troy Dyer said...

Simons are on par with Matt Dillon in TSAM, so no need to rewatch 🤣

Samantha said...

Lol

Drewholtaus said...

Hes lost like 50lbs! Guess the light skinned black girls were turning him down...i would have stuck with jennifer hudson or leona

Sd Auntie said...

needs to man scape and stop smoking. eww

Guesser said...

Simon is straight again. Check. Hairy sweaty smokers aren't that popular these days.

hunter said...

Even Harrison Ford is just an old man now.

It will happen to Brad Pitt, it has happened to Johnny Depp.

This is why one must strive to develop character and not just a pretty face.

JMFP said...

@ladylaw Hilarious!! and ew.. lol

longtimereader said...

Cowell, outed in a London courtroom but 'allowed to be a stud in Enty's blinds because he provides info.

Stepforded said...

He's so gross. There were pictures of him in the Daily Mail last week where he's removed his shirt, but has left his flared pants and platform shoes on. I bet he has Napoleon Syndrome.

Samantha said...

My theory is Cowell is a nice guy. He knows who will do well before they appear in front of him on camera. He finds them.

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