September 1, 2019
Apparently Bel Air was not considered "young enough" for the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity which is why has focused her search on Malibu.
Meghan Markle
Apparently Bel Air was not considered "young enough" for the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity which is why has focused her search on Malibu.
Meghan Markle
Fat Markle heard there's tons of all you can eat buffets in Malibu.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, he's a cannibal
DeleteIn her defense, Bel Air has gotten old and people do eat dinner there at 4 PM.
ReplyDeleteSo they want to be the old ones? I can't be the only one who notices how happy she looks without Harry and the baby.
ReplyDelete@MyDogSmiles, she was much thinner recently. Not puffy,either.
ReplyDeleteThinner? Only thing thin is her legs though she’s got massive cellulite on her thighs. Her gut is huge though she was exposed by Brit reporter to be wearing butt padding to hide her flat ass
Deleteyes, guesser. she lost weight.
DeleteThe Fresh Princess of Bel Air would grow tiresome as a daily headline
ReplyDeletesharp!
DeleteAww that's so cute. Her fanbots are already here.
ReplyDeleteIt's early on your coast, but I guess defending Rachel Engleson is 24/ 7 job.
Glad to hear her plot worked though.... and she's returning to the US with money. Keeping old men's secrets is quite lucrative.
I must of missed a bunch of posts before yours Daryl. Who exactly is defending her up here ^^
DeleteShe is a princess. Show some respect.
ReplyDeleteLol 😂 no she’s not.
DeletePrincess Cumbucket
DeleteThere was an amazing blues band in LA in the 1970s (before my time, but I have their recordings) called Hollywood Fats Band.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Fats-Band/dp/B00005R5YK
...anyway, I guess that name's going to be re-used for Michelin Man Markle.
THAT'S RIGHT. She's a princess, you jealous peasants!
ReplyDeleteNope. Not a princess.
DeleteThe fact that there are people who genuinely believe there’s 0 people on the planet who don’t despise Meghan is hilarious!
ReplyDelete+1 rosemary
DeleteAnd if you say ANYTHING other than she's a big "fatty griffter fatty dummy" then obviously youre a shill.
And they say this, whilst screaming "u DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE EXACTLY WHAT I DO! YOUS CAN SKROLL PAST U NOWS"!!
oh the irony
Hey Rosie! As soon as I saw the BI, I thought of you and Sandy saying in unison "Oh great! Another Markle blind for the clicks!" Have a great weekend!
DeleteLol hey Erin!
DeleteHope you have a great weekend too!
she is not a princess technically
ReplyDeletehttps://www.rd.com/culture/why-meghan-markle-wont-be-princess/
No, she is a duchess. Having a title does not give the titleholder instant respect.
ReplyDeleteStill, show some respect! She's royal.
ReplyDeleteBig and fat and royal.
No problem, Gen-z99!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I hire a publicist and pay to get myself pasted all over magazine covers, as soon as I "save the planet" by jetting across the Atlantic to watch one fucking tennis match and get covered in the news for that, you'll get a good look at me!
Meanwhile, you'll have to just dream.
she's a spit from 40, who she trying to fool. Middle age catches us all.
ReplyDeleteWe really must, as a nation, spend more on mental health services. Our most vulnerable go untreated, posing a danger to themselves and others.
ReplyDeleteShe’s been sporting some fried-ass hair extensions. Spring chicken she ain’t and the orange bronzer does nothing for her rodent eyes.
ReplyDeleteI know she's fat, and I know she's annoying, and I know her husband's IQ is dreadfully low, but at least the two of them are saving our planet.
ReplyDeleteI like her.
ReplyDeleteCool. Malibu sounds awesome.
ReplyDeleteShe has put on some weight, but she isn’t isn’t fat. I’m not defending her other antics or her behaviour to members of her own family, the royal family or royal household which has been disingenuous, petulant, selfish and borderline nasty.
ReplyDeleteI love her new fashion line. White blouse and dark trousers, totally revolutionary, and totally not like a server in a mid-priced Italian restaurant.
ReplyDeleteIt's simple, the BRF keeps her paid or she goes back to yachting. Hell she might go back anyway. This time she nabbed a prince, next time maybe a king. Everyone is going to want to sample whatever tricks she used to wrap the half-blood prince around her finger.
ReplyDeleteI know a gent in Malibu that would prefer her to be there. There's nothing he can do about it, but the cameras allover the joint would bother him.
ReplyDeleteEven going to the hardware store would become a gauntlet.
I doubt that. The only reason she is looking at Malibu is because there is a SoHo house there.
ReplyDeleteOne thing that's indisputable: The more houses you have, and the further apart from one another those houses are, and the more frequently you travel from house to house for whimsical reasons... the more committed you are to protecting the environment.
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I would think Markle has a better chance of landing her next sponsor in Bel-Air though. Older money.
ReplyDelete@Nutty: According to Mio, she spent almost a year working on that project. She’s dumber than I thought.
ReplyDeleteThe ‘charity’ part is only happening for 2 weeks. Another MM scam.
Malibu boring. She won't get the attention and adoration she is looking for there, either.
ReplyDeleteDamn they must really want out.
ReplyDeleteMarkle's got a ski nose just like Bob Hope. Is she too old at 45 to get a nose job?
ReplyDeleteShe’s already had at least one. Her nose looked really messed up at the US Open this weekend. Maybe she’s back to doing coke again.
DeleteI thought I understood that they were looking in the Coldwater Canyon, Beverly Hills area.
ReplyDeleteIt is a ten minute drive from there to Soho House West Hollywood.
She could help the environment by moving to the Kardashians neighborhood. The paps won't have to drive all over LA for "news".
ReplyDeleteshe's utterly detestable, it's something most people can agree on
ReplyDeleteat this point it's no wonder that those who 'still like' her are being side-eyed as paid shills; I mean, it's super hard to be THIS stupid....like Harry-stupid.
Funny though,she wanted out of the USA because of Trump. So instead of moving to a great home her husband was gifted,she moves the whole family to California.
ReplyDelete@not a libtard
ReplyDeleteThey ARE paid shills... Just as Markle is a shill for the NWO.
It is all politics...yet there are still sheep, who know nothing about the NWO or their agenda.
@KnitWit... she seriously should marry Rob Kardashian.... would be a purrrrrfect match!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as she is divorced I hope Smirkle is the next Bachelorette.
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