The alliterate actress turned escort/reality star has been crashing parties and showing up to them wasted. Usually she has her home visits a month later than this. She probably ticked someone off in her adopted country and can't go back until bribes are paid on her behalf.
LiLo
ReplyDeleteAnd —-Saudi Arabia?
DeleteI am still shocked she is alive. She was in my Dead Pool when she was 22.
ReplyDeleteWhen does this Lilo train ride finally derail?
ReplyDeleteLiLo, not sure where she's hanging her shingle most nowadays.
ReplyDeleteHaha...a lovely turn of phrase.
DeleteI'm stealing that one.
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haha. she makws train wrecks look serene.
ReplyDeleteOooh herbert, I may borrow that line sometime.
DeleteIt's shocking that she still gets business in such a competitive industry. She must offer something special or unique that other yachters don't.
ReplyDeleteThe show about her that Oprah was involved with was crazy. Like I couldn't stop watching. I am shocked she's still around, too. It sounds like she's going to cross the wrong person one day and that will be the end.
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ReplyDeleteLINDSAY "THE HUMAN TOILET" LOHAN will outlive us all!
ReplyDeleteHas anybody checked her for cockroach DNA?
ReplyDeleteLilo, Cockroaches, and Keith Richards. I'll take NAME THREE THINGS THAT WILL NEVER DIE FOR $1000, Alex.
ReplyDeleteAdd Charlie Sheen to that list. They’ve all pickled themselves with massive drugs, none of them will ever OD.
DeleteLindsay is pulling the same crap she always has, only with the entire globe as her playground. I share the concern of others that she's going to find and mess with the wrong people who dont value her celeb name.
ReplyDeleteShe looks on death’s door right now. The pics of her recently, she looks 70. How? How can someone look so horrendous!?
ReplyDeleteI watched the shit out of that Oprah series too and came away from it with a far deeper understanding of what a shitty person Lindsay really is. She really sucks.
ReplyDeleteShe is not stupid but she's incredibly immature and self-centered and a complete liar. I don't like her.
I don’t think it’s possible to be spawned from the loins of Michael and Dina Lohan and not turn out to be a total piece of shit. That family tree needs chopping down.
DeleteI'm pretty sure she's done enough drugs to sustain a small village for about a decade, so i'm not sure how she's still alive either! Super healthy, non drug users/drinkers drop dead every day, but she's still alive? She must be in the illuminati too!
ReplyDeleteIs it possible that LiLo is the next step in human evolution ushered forth through constant drug use and unlimited sexual activity? Is LiLo the kwisatz haderach? Now that's a Dune movie I'd like to see.
ReplyDeleteKwisatz haderach?
DeleteDid you just sneeze while eating Alphabetti Spaghetti?
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Just googled it and I'm shocked!
DeleteYou watched a film with STING in it?
Who are these people that are always covering for her and paying bribes? She should have crashed and burned a LONG time ago, but her "friends" keep propping her up.
ReplyDelete@Brayson-dude you are a genius
ReplyDeleteThanks karma, just looking for reasons she's still alive. Her journey makes Paul Atreides's journey look like a vacation. Yeah he had to fight a few guys in the desert but he didn't have to f*ck them or get sh!t on. Oh snap, they both basically went to the desert in exile and made new allies! Even Leto II turned into a giant phallus! 😅
ReplyDeleteAlthough she's a good match for an Honored Matre too 🤔
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honored_Matres#Characteristics
@Unknown, Haha the books are better, but the movie is pretty entertaining. Not a Sting fan?
ReplyDeleteI had that guy's posters all over my bedroom when he was in The Police.
DeleteThen he released Da-Doo-Doo-Doo-Da-Da-Da-Da and he turned into a pretentious prick overnight.
I think he was well into his coke by this time and had let fame go to his head.
His posters made way for Suzanne Mizzi ones though.
She was actually in NYC to open up a, "Pop-Up Club" that she "owns". At least as per the local New York papers.
ReplyDeleteI'm dreading the new Dune movie. I think it might be a Pearl Harbor sized clusterfuck. I'm more than happy to be proved wrong though.
ReplyDeleteShe's apparently got that weird immortality of the professional addict. Stuff that would kill an ordinary person just rolls off her.
ReplyDeleteHer adopted country is the United Arab Emirates, she stays / stayed in Dubai.
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