October 2, 2019
Apparently the latest model might stick around for a little bit longer. This A+ list mostly movie actor has decided he wants a child and is deciding whether he will (his words) "allow her to get pregnant with his child."
Leonardo DiCaprio
Apparently the latest model might stick around for a little bit longer. This A+ list mostly movie actor has decided he wants a child and is deciding whether he will (his words) "allow her to get pregnant with his child."
Leonardo DiCaprio
Don't do it Leo. The goal of globalism I mean "global warming" is depopulation.
ReplyDeleteSo he's not going to loan her out to his friends then?
ReplyDeletedont do it. think of the child firgodsakes.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't actually use his weiner on these models, so it must be turkey baster time.
ReplyDeleteHe is such an unattractive movie star to me.
ReplyDeleteHe was soooo pretty wham he was younger, but now... ooof.
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DeleteSomeone must have convinced him that his sperm (I mean his DNA) is so, so superior that he needs to reproduce.
ReplyDeleteKindness blind
ReplyDeleteMan child impregnates test tube. Cool.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person who thinks he looks a lot like Stewie from Family Guy? I just do not get his appeal. He seemingly has not real interest in true intimacy and is not all that physically hot. Just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteEverything he says I just picture his character from Gilbert Grape saying it..
ReplyDeleteThe contract will have to be re-negotiated unless stips for getting her knocked up are included in the fine print down at the bottom.
ReplyDeleteSaving the planet by multiplying your footprint with a kid.
ReplyDeleteSmaaaaaarrrrrrt.
@Half Domer the fact that Tiffany Haddish went up to Leo and said she wanted to have sex with him if he would do it in his Gilbert Grape character made me love her forever.
ReplyDelete@timebob LOL!!
ReplyDeleteWell he can ask Jeremy Renner about choosing a good baby mama. If the current girl is a good reliable person it could be a good choice.
ReplyDeleteI would give my left gooseberry if Leo calls his son Arnie.
ReplyDeleteNegotiate the Whore Scholarship upfront, Leo!
ReplyDeleteDame blind different ho ..that all you got on him ?
ReplyDeleteLeo is known for pulling out & coming out all over the girl or completely leaving the room if he doesn't trust her with his jizz.
ReplyDeleteSmart man. With the money at stake, can trust them broads not to puke it up or fart it out and cram it in the baby maker. As much money as he has, he should have just frozen some and gotten snipped, then never tell the golddiggers.
DeletePretty sure Leo is asexual and a device will be used! His long time love Lucas would be green with envy if they mad one the old fashioned way! Hahaha
ReplyDeleteThe embryo usually tries to abort Leo.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4864460/Leonardo-DiCaprio-giggles-chased-Lukas-Haas.html
ReplyDeleteHe even looks like George Michael!
This should go over great at the Bieber-Baldwin household
ReplyDeletehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7610697/Selena-Gomez-feels-sense-relief-releasing-songs-Justin-Bieber.html
^poor girl is packing on that steroid weight
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