Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Blind Item #4

Organizers of an event last night were not thrilled that an offspring of the royal pedophile showed up. It took away from what the event was supposed to be an instead turned it into a scrum of paps and reporters trying to get photos and questions asked and answered. It was all good cover though for the foreign born dual threat A list actor to hit on some women and not be asked about his wife.


25 comments:

  1. https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/27/benedict-cumberbatch-craig-david-join-princess-beatrice-christmas-concert-london-11225372/

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  2. Yeah- Cumberbundle was there and he looked ROUGH. Say what you will about him, he usually attempts a decent public face, but last night, while his clothes looked good, HE looked rode hard and put away wet.

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    1. I love that saying lol.... similar to 90 miles of bad road

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  3. eggs benedict cucumberslut

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  4. cumberbatch is one of the freakiest looking people around and looked awful, even moreso than usual.

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    Why don't these rich and famous people just stay home instead of making a spectacle of themselves? I would.

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  5. Cumberbatch is FUGLY

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  6. @Zebra
    I always heard of "rode hard and put up wet" of cowboy/horse origin, referring to women...of the barfly variety - so it becomes particularly nasty when referring to a man.

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  7. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Did Princess Fugly wear one of those hats? Lord, those hats. I’m convinced those hats are really a giant middle finger to the people of the UK.

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  8. @MeliticusBee- My family had a ranch long before I came along, so we always used it in the "somebody should have taken better care of that horse" sense. Bedraggled, not brushed, no care taken after a hard ride.

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  9. Though I enjoy his acting -- you cannot deny the guy has talent -- I will never understand the world's fascination with Benedict Cumberbatch. He has no chin and seems average-looking to me.

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  10. Benedict Cumberbatch's mother is actress Wanda Ventham. She was really hot back in the day. Weird, huh?

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  11. I've not heard of prince andrew molestinAndrapping children.

    Rapping stays. I don't want to be put on a watch list

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  12. I’ll never understand why ppl find Cucumber attractive. Downright puzzled

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    1. You and me both. I think he looks like a weasel.

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  13. @notthis, Doesn't matter how ugly a dude is, there's always someone who wants to f*ck him. At least he has a good voice and acting skills.

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    1. Tastes differ, right?
      I for one find him very attractive, although I'm perfectly aware that he's not conventionally handsome. But who cares about what everybody else thinks?

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  14. Breakaleg Cardoorlatch must be Mr. Ed in bed and the producers biting the pillow don't have to look at his puss when he "rehearses".

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  15. Bumblebee Cucumberpatch looks like Steve the Alien on American Dad.

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  16. 'Average looking' is a description that's far too kind for Cumcumberbutt. He looks like a confused alien.

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